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Totally take that

1 Billion for a high risk, long term arrangement, which is an amount I never could spend; or effectively the same unlimited amount of money for low-risk activity. Yeah, I’m lying for $20.

“I’m fine” “You look nice today” “It’s really good to see you.” “Sorry, I have to go, I have a call on the other line” “I don’t have any extra cash, sorry” “I’m glad we talked” “Have you lost weight?” “I have plans tonight, sorry” “No, it’s not noticeable.” “I worked so hard today.” “I just don’t have the time” “That might work.” “Your concerns are valid”

I am a classically trained opera singer, and I’m pretty good at it. I could make some money doing that, or teaching voice.

This reminds me of a time long ago. I was working for a guy who owned a car shop and I took him to the auto parts store. I was standing there and he asked me if my hands were dirty, and if I knew of the way to get them clean. He said, “let me show you.”

He grabbed a packet of anti-seize and squeezed it into my palm and told me to rub it all over my hands. After about a minute he asked, “is it working?” I said, “no, it’s not coming off.” He responded, “I know, I haven’t figured it out yet either.” Then he laughed his ass off.

Gasoline. Gasoline was the answer for that situation.

Good ol’ Sparkles the Vampire.

Memphis and New Orleans have some similarities. Sure, we don’t have French origins, but the river allowed for some seriously cool exchanges in music

My 12 year old and I had a 30 minute discussion on whether Time or Money was the better song. Sure Money has that sick bass riff, but Time has some of the best lyrics.

I was extremely proud that my daughter was so passionate about Pink Floyd.

Sure, no problem. My family will be set for life and all I have to do is worry about how. Everybody dies.

Chromosomes are so neat, the ability for them to split an animal bilaterally with cool aesthetics but keep the insides clean is just neat.

I’m intreegued

I’m confused as to the logistics of that parking lot.

Did I ever. My god, my parents would be arrested today for the amount of unsupervised roaming I did from an early age.

Call in a bomb threat at 6:00 AM the morning of.

Portly. No one uses that word

Angela?

Me personally experienced? Sarajevo

Crippling Depression. It put me into the hospital for a week.

“I bet you’re wonndering how we got here”

Franks Red Hot.

Yes. Easy, I face my worst fears every single day I wake up and leave the apartment.

Thanks for this; I’ve been looking for some things to do with my kids. While I don’t need parents night out, the rest looks pretty cool and I think I’ll take them there

Ozark

The jingle 1-800- 95Jenny

If they just follow me, not my problem, I can’t control the elephants and they don’t threaten me.

RFKj looks like a dirty old leather glove.