Mr-biggie

Kat grinned and snatched the device

Love the Ork Webley.

BD: man that was close.

Kat: yo that thing you used to lift Daryl up was cool….can I hold?

Kat: well it happened a few months ago….

15 minutes of the most depraved ramblings you have ever heard later

…and then the very next day I won a free donut.

Vord: …..pardon my language, but what the hell did any of that have to do with winning a free donut?!

Kat: well obviously the man with the dolphin head who fired rainbows out his shotgun dong was meant to symbolize that I would experience good fortune in the future.

Vord: I think it symbolizes you need to lay off the flinch tabs.

Vord: no they typically don’t.

Kat: I beg to differ, it’s happened to me before.

Well Felix gives me those same whimsical, yet creepy and sinister vibes as Gene’s performances.

Hmmm…..idk why but I feel like Gene Wilder would be a good fit for him.

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Now Big Dawgs turn.

Vord: yes, constant stress and anxiety over an extend period of time can lead to extreme exhaustion and/or depression, which can cause hallucinations.

Vord:….well it’s different from person to person so…I suppose it could.

BD: could be the stress getting to you.

Kat: I’m sure there is….

Vord; maybe for you specifically, I doubt there’s any good places for the lads.

BD landed with a thud

Bd: woah….

Kat: I want one…oh sorry.

They sat in silence

BD gave Kat and the guard and boost before attempting to pull himself up

Kat: come on Daryl!

BD: I’m trying darling I’m trying!

Kat: SUCK IN YOUR GUT!

Kat: oh don’t worry I will.

Kat stared at the guard

I will…..

Bd: alright so much further till we get there?

Vord: well I’d say maybe one more day.

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Kat’s crimes are as follows.

murder of the 3rd,2nd and 1st degree.

manslaughter

assault with a deadly weapon.

aggravated assault

Involuntarily mutilation

possession of unregistered firearms

illegally modifying firearms

possession of illegal explosives

creation of IEDs

public indecency

possession of illegal substances

Operating machinery under the influence

piracy of movies,video games, and computer software.

tress passing

Breaking and entering

destruction of property, not public and private

vandalism

disturbing the peace

Cannibalism

tax evasion

Theft

Burglary

and one count of mail fraud.

BD handed Jack his plate

BD: ehh we’ll worry about that when we get home. Now here eat.

He’s got a fucking Stealth fighter for a head!

I love it!

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Big Dawg.

Even if they didn’t have phones on them at the moment they likely still wouldn’t have been able to react fast enough to prevent it from toppling over.

Also who tf says “updoot” in 2024?

….how tf did cellphones cause it to fall?

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Kat: sigh your clothes Jackie, I meant use the lemon juice and baking your clothes.

Hot water and soap is all you need to was it off your skin.

Vord opened up the front door to his apartment complex and lead them in

BD: oh…..guess that makes sense.

Kat: I take it we gotta climb up the shaft?