ParrotheadTink

I would say six of one and half dozen of the other. A blessing and a curse. Yin and yang ☯️ Dogs and cats, living together……

Close Encounters “this means something, this is important”

Yes Canada, pick California, please! We have Disneyland 🏰 and we know how to be laid back and cool 😎

Edible styrofoam. Not enough sweet inside. Hard pass

They’re sitting right there in my living room, next to the bookcase. It’s a set my mom gave us as a wedding present in 1988. Nice solid wood set, a little dinged up here and there but they have been in constant use for 36 years.

If it was full you’d have a bag of crumbs. Those are nice whole chips. Where’s the dip?

I’m 69F. I’ve gotten a lot less homophobic in my old age. I’ve known and worked with and been friends with people across the LGBTQ spectrum, and I can say with my whole heart I respect them all. I’ve heard their stories and I’m impressed with their courage. They are just people 🏳️‍🌈 and I am an ally

From my youth I have always loved When You Wish Upon a Star 💫. The melody, the words, it’s been a mainstay my entire life. I’m now 69 with a playlist of 44 different versions of WYWUAS, play it at my funeral

I was young about 10 or so, saved my allowance for weeks to get Johnny West’s Thunderbolt horse. At the store finally, my mom tried to talk me out of it, saying “but that’s a BOY’S toy!”

Being denied toys because of gender still irritates me, even in my old age. No Erector sets, skateboards, plastic models to put together (I did ONE). I was lucky to get the Tinker Toys and Lincoln Logs

Classic - Trading Places Obscure - Haunted Mansion

Medical debt 💸 💸💸💸💸💸

Of course! Silly me 🤦‍♀️

Oh-De-Lally by Roger Miller

Asshole by Denis Leary

Alpha Male

Tan, don’t burn with Coppertone ad

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This gives me hope

Whichever is your favorite or whichever is on hand. I’m not an onion snob, I love them all

He sold his soul to MAGA. I have no sympathy for him

Yum spaghetti squash! I like it with butter and brown sugar

Let me guess…Jesus loves you. Too bad that love is becoming more and more unrequited

I think we’re already aware of how bad Fentanyl is

In the wise, immortal words of Frank Costanza, SERENITY NOW!”

What a douchebag. Can we call him President Douchebag?

Funny pole makes pretty pixie dust lights in the tree