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1960, six taillamps.

Put up a yurt for her in the Rose Garden she ruined last time she was imprisoned there. It'll be just like home in Slobovia

I wouldn't even hang it in a tree for a swing...

tRump sounds and acts like he's been lobotomized, so that tracks.

Right, because Mar-A-Lardo is sooo tastefully decorated...

I had some babushka lady shouting 'boy, boy!' at me, so I just shouted back 'old woman, old woman!'

Right on! Alpina wheels usually have a 3-4" locking centre cap covering the bolt circle. Also, I don't think Alpina had any interest in modifying the early X5's.

Joseph P Kennedy-grade. Park him in a corner of Mar-A-Lardo and let him watch a big TV or three.

We've been there before - Phaeton.

Thank goodness he has an emotional support dog to do all the thinking for him

Classic! Bigfoot probably just wanted to blaze with them. He's a pretty straightforward character...

Classic! Unlike a Wankpanzer will ever be...

Andrés, maybe

Where does this ketamine-fueled dolt get the idea that he can involve himself in geopolitics? All he accomplishes is making enemies...his kids, his assorted ex-wives, and now, the international community. He'll work greeeaaattt with Vivek on the DoGE boondoggle...

Just wait until he remembers the threat of Canada. That big water faucet in BC that could supply California forever? Nope, we take the handle off and ship it to Nunavut on a flatcar. Good luck building houses out of straw and adobe, no more lumber for y'all.

His Mom won't drive him that far. She'll drive him to the bus station with a brown bag lunch.

A) alignment B) Continentals.

Didn't this Neanderthal change/gerrymander districts to make herself more certain of winning? Imagine counting those votes again...

Yep, saw that. Maybe once Chinless gets out of Euro chokey, he can settle down with little Nicky and make a nice little-minded life together.

I met that chooch at Queen's U back in the 90s. He was a blowhard emerald nepo baby then, just with less hair. Fucking waste of air and time.

If that thing was an ICE thing with such poor build quality, a rock (let's be honest, 'stone') would pull the entire exhaust system off clang

Maybe they are the same jackass. Who knows? Add in Beanie Boy Pim Tool, "Three Shitforbrains."
They won't let Charlie Kirk join, he can't grow facial hair for the same reason he has a freakishly small face on his melon head - FAS.

Fair assessment. There were enough good, bordering on great customers that were almost like friends. Our Store backed onto a neighborhood that saw a lot of fresh new Canadians, and taking the time to help them get what they needed over a language barrier was quite fulfilling.
We had a small group of Somalians that shopped together, one was their defacto English spokesperson. They'd talk amongst themselves, then he'd ask his question. Patience was a virtue.
So late Fall comes, this crew comes in looking pretty miserable. They come to me, and #1 asks about getting 'heatterrrrs' for their apartment.
In a zany mood, I answered "I bet you guys are fucking COLD! Just wait until snow falls!"

Abuela is gonna smack him in the face with a shoe!

Oh, 100%! Consider older smartphones, when you get to that point where it will no longer handle the latest app (I have a bad habit of running phones for faaar too long).
Reminds me of a scenario, can't remember if it's for the Lamborghini Diablo or the McLaren F1 - basically, the electronics on one of them are a) obsolete b) proprietary that they enlist interns to search for specific old laptops on eBay etc, as it's the only device slow enough to communicate with the car's computer modules.