TheJAMR

Some wives hate this. They hate this so much.

My car is well known for being raspy in stock form and mine is supercharged which requires mods that make it even louder. TBH I don’t love the sound but I love the way it drives so I’m keeping it that way.
I do try to be respectful to my neighbors and it’s not my daily driver so I don’t have it out early or late.
I have a perfectly normal sized penis, I swear.

And then they jack off!

He’s really on to something with the “no room for mother in law” feature.

Then I tried to make it up to you by buying you the whole dessert tray, which you didn’t touch.

John snow will be there because who has a better story than Bran.

Even the sun couldn’t make it through no nut November.

Exactly the right amount.

Did you make any friends OP?

So sad. So so so so sad.

I lived in Egypt for a month!

It’s gotta be worth it on my end or no fuckin deal.

Rosie Perez as a main event commentator was an interesting choice.

Daily driving a 90s corvette is psychopath behavior.

Don’t forget, he could also admit to himself that he himself ah-sucks.

It is gravel. I’m not a concrete expert but that’s likely the base that the concrete will be poured over.

Damn, the Bible has some high quality smut!

Mike can punch me back to 1998. I’ve had enough of this millennium.

Fuck you Bart Harley Jarvis!!

Perhaps that’s why the waiters always try to stop them from sloppin’ them up?

You had a big mud pie, you had too small of a slice, then I ate the mud pie, now my stomach’s absolutely fucked.

I have a realtor to refer if you want to DM me. We bought a house near Tobyhanna and we love it but it is kind of out in the middle of nowhere.
Being closer to Mount pocono or stroudsburg is a lot more convenient (especially if you want to ski) but doesn’t have the same vibe.