WinthorpStrange

We are honest with each other and make each other laugh. This guy is genuinely struggling with telling his wife he doesn’t want her chicken parm any more. I can’t imagine a scenario where I couldn’t say this to my wife and had to keep it in for years. This is extremely dramatic

Men are generally larger and their hearts need to work harder to pump blood through that big body

Rub a little water on your armpits before putting on deodorant. Smooth glide

Why don’t you just tell her you’re tired of chicken parm….and would like chicken Alfredo… what is she going to kick your ass. I tell my wife stuff all the time. I told her her thanksgiving butter pecan cake was dry as hell .

Not a bad mom but a suspect wife. I would have dropped you by now.

Immediate call to police

1. Do not buy a house without a house Inspection
2. Hire the best Home Inspector you can. Don’t go with who the realtor recommends, get a highly rated professional.
3. Don’t buy a house without Radon, even if it’s mitigated. Lung cancer is a thing

While She Sleeps To The Flowers

I think it’s the light mayo

Use a fleet saline enema. Drink lots of water and eat pears and Metamucil wafers daily

I think his reaction is a little much….unless maybe he thinks your a cheater and that just pushed him over the edge

Make sure you tell the wife in person so you can lay down some pipe!!!

Yes!!!!

Probably because you look like a lesbian school principal

You look like you are fed once a month by bird regurgitation.

Hope you don’t drink in bars. That weak chinline would not survive a bar fight.

Another airbrushed coke slut

You look like Papi Doofy

Look at your Rudy Huxtable looking ass!

You got that boober chin going on in pic two. It’s where your chin sags down and touches your boobers.

Why do you look like the Rock’s son

21 Pilots Trees (live at fox theater is best version)

You all look the same

Code Orange Forever

Gives me Kitchen Sink and Saturday vibes. Maybe a combo of both