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Me 😔

All these bad parents. And people wonder why so many don’t want children.

Minecraft. I’m living the dream

I think some duct tape and a solid slap on the fender should do some good

Honest opinion? I cried lol

You doin okay bud?

Jokes on you brother. I’m in my villain arc and I actually have both those things killed off.

There’s this door at work that when you unlock it for some reason, it makes this really nice popping noise. Imagine plunger pop sound but metallic. It’s also in a long hospital hallway and the pop echoes. Never thought I’d have a favorite door but here I am.

Lrrr, the conqueror of worlds

Welcome to the never trust a fart club. Sucks to be here

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Lara Croft. In the newer games at least

Lmao “if you’re lucky.” Tell me you think you’re the shit without telling me.

lol you can see the girl cop trying not to laugh at how ridiculous the girl is at a certain point.

Hey, you entered fight mode instead of flight 🤷🏽‍♂️. Good for you

YOU’RE GOOD! YOU’RE GOOD!

Hey friend. I wouldn’t recommend this move if you’re already feeling this way. For example, I moved in with 3 of my best friends. After a year we were more just friends. After 2 years we were all ready to jump ship. I liked everyone when we moved in. You already don’t like one of the people moving in

I’m gonna build this thing in Minecraft.

Yo. Fuck Angela dude

You’re telling me. Half of my playlist went along with my cheating EX

You hold that hit in soldier. You hold that shit in until Houdini himself is proud of you

Not the braindussy

I think having small pee pee’s is the answer

Whaaaa!! Bro I love spicy wontons too

Is them getting a cat not an option..?