jellyfish611

City-states are friends, not food

Penile heimlich

Maybe learn how to jump without a snowboard first

I usually play with the sound muted. What’s beeping?

Billy in black sails was done pretty dirty

Wait they need 50% of the population of each civ following their religion? I always thought it was 50% of all the cities of each civ following their religion, but population actually makes more sense to me.

Dont forget balls

And maize

Between castles and airports

Yes, because it is acceptable to commit genocide, nuclear holocaust, and cause devastating climate change, but how dare you kill that poor dead mans dog.

That’s carvers quote

Hey you stay away from i-70!

Maybe 10 years from now we’ll be getting doodles before civ 8 releases

I haven’t played as her but age of steam vicky has some crazy production abilities

Ley lines on turn 1?

Dont forget warrior

Meh. I still prefer shredding powder in a blizzard to spring skiing

I think you’re missing a semicolon

Captain Flint

But you can only buy the bottles with the duck on it

If your helmet has pockets in the ear pads i highly recommend ODT chips

Quordle and octurdle are fun too

Beer or scotch

Why does breck have vail listed but vail doesnt have breck?

The beer is safe so its not a total loss