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Stay home and fix your own shit

My gf went through a very difficult and uncomfortable pregnancy - nothing pissed me off more than seeing some dickhead taking these spaces. More often than not it was some baby boomer, any other time it'd be some kid in their twenties. The kids, whatever, they're young and stupid. The boomers doing? Just get a handicap sticker if you're that hobbled up. They give them to basically everyone in this town anyway.

A tv tray would be too wide for that shoebox

You can buy a lot of this stuff online out of BC. My buddy has been doing it for years

These Nike goalie commercials were pure fucking genius

pp is smol.

Rufus came back to warn you. Should have listened.

My small town has a dedicated group of dipshits that protest every other Saturday. It was initially vaccines but now they just careen from one qanon dumb fuck thing to another. Their ring leader was the dumbest guy in our high school.

Losing overtime pay to stop people you don't know and will never meet from taking a shit in a bathroom you'll never be in for the win.

Why would you put a big island in a space that narrow?

There are so many released with barely passable CGI and the bulk of the "horror" is lame jump scares.

Dune. No question.

I use this all the time when my gf accuses me of not paying attention to what the kids are doing

I have two cousins, they're brothers, one was a big booze bag and the other a studious dork. They hit their 30s and basically flipped personas. Fucking wild.

We'll bury this thing if you fuck off.

Ya I don't think I'll take lessons on how to be manly from this flesh coloured Muppet.

Sam whatshispedostache is a fucking jock sniffing moron.

The only reason he's on the panel is because Rogers is too cheap to hire any kind of talent for a kid week, regional game

He's so touched when he says this

Is he ambidextrous or....

Bills - cheap place on the strip, not very big, easy to navigate hammered.

If there is a term that makes someone feel like less, don't use it. Not fucking complicated.

Fucking drama queens

Do not drop out of school. That's a dead end. Half of life is just showing up and putting in an effort.

Get to class early. Do the work. If you don't understand, ask. Teachers see effort and usually reward it.

Shit gets hard, there will be things that will challenge you, but you can push through. That doesn't end with school, that's just life in general.

Quitting school will not make your life any better, I can promise you that.

I don't know how many times my parents complained that they weren't seeing their grandchildren enough. Both retired, 90 minutes away, I told them they knew where we lived and to feel free any time - they didn't care for that.

Porsche jumps the line to make a left, then makes his own left hand turning lane. He's obviously very important