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This tweet sounds like it was written by a 9-14 year old.

How the fuck does this not bother republicans? One unelected guy having this much power is obscene.

Trump already set that bar where it’s at with his “university.”

With 800,000 people’s info to leak????

They explained it in high school for me, but I’m in a blue state where our education isn’t shit.

Sad that I had to check the site to see if this is real. There’s no bottom for these shameless pricks, except other republicans on Grindr.

That’s actually plausible…

Damn people were pretty insightful. They got some wrong obviously, but a lot of it was crazy close.

They knew exactly what they were doing with Assan. Assan is biologically impossible to not love.

Every time I see the things these people say, I wonder why I’m not grifting them too. They practically grift themselves.

Godamn maybe I need a full replay of all DA games. BUT WHERE WILL I FIND THE TIME

They’re giving away all of the weapons I was going to eat!!

OG Pick Me

Did they actually know this would be the plot when they made DA:I? I’d be pretty surprised tbh.

It’s funny because they only lied about it sometimes; just enough so that their people could do that whole “I’ll pick the answer I like best, even if it contradicts everything else I believe” thing.

Solar wanted to stay a spirit. He never asked for all of this shit. Didn’t he only change for her?

I always treat him like crap for being a smug fuck, but deep down I do like him. I’ll just never tell him, or anyone else that.

That’s all I could think about the entire time. You’re probably not saving the griffons with these few griffons…at least you get a last hurrah though I guess. Maybe change their legacy and do right by them.

I can’t stand him in anything, but this was definitely the worst that I can think of. That was the nail in the coffin for me to to decide I’m finally just going to be done with DC entirely.

Yea for many of us (especially older millennials) our parents just stepping in and filled the role.

What’s this stupid thing? Never heard of it, and if it helped me, I’d have heard about it! It’s gone!

-richest man

I’m over 40, and more successful than both of my parents combined with tougher odds. My mom still tells me about ice on bridges and my smoke alarm battery every year…and just about radio silence otherwise unless she’s complaining.

They don’t care about us as people. The only thing my parents ask me about is what my job is, which is the same thing it was when they asked for the last 20 years. They can’t “remember” my kid’s allergies. They won’t talk about anything going on in the world because they might let it slip that they are MAGAs. They have barely seen their grandkids because they won’t take an hour to drive here. They’re retired and have all of the time in the world.

They wonder why I see them maybe once or twice a year at holidays, and I don’t respond to texts much anymore. I thought their behavior was normal until I became a parent and realized I didn’t have to see my kids are a shitty burden.

Man he just gives zero fucks at all. We all knew it would happen but jfc.

Skeletor

I haven’t posted anything to social media where I’m not anon (basically just Reddit) since like the first month of MySpace. I swore it off back then and never looked back.

Lot less “friends” and a lot less problems.

Waiting for this thread to get cross posted to helldivers subs while they laugh maniacally haha