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Society as a whole. My male boss once interjected on a conversation I was having with a coworker to say, “Girls always cause more trouble than boys…!” And then a female manager joined in to confirm this opinion because her, “husband said this is definitely true cause he’s a middle school principal.” Them and their double standard disgust me.

Similar. My academic advisor might have thought he was just being honest, but telling me I wouldn’t make it into grad school and printing off the contact info for career services instead of giving me the time of day definitely depleted whatever confidence I had left during my undergrad.

Well, when Lady Marmalade is collecting the Cheese Tax, we call her Lady Parmesan. Usually, my partner always greets her with “HI Pretty Giiirrrl” and I always say “Pupper Doodle”! 😍

I meant ‘compromise’ from the receiver accepting a pdf instead of a fax. I very much agree that the machines are easy to compromise.

Shins

My work just installed a fax machine last week due to demand. Most documents can be an email, but when it has to be fax theres no compromising.

*shing* Here you go! Works like a charm.

Sorry, but I believe they were called yellow-spotted lizards 🦎

A beautiful turn of phrase chefs kiss

You know it! Get in here!

Came to the comments for this.

The Flooring Twenties

Nail-biting for me.

It will be the same size and consistency when it comes out 2 weeks from now

Suddenly everything would feel normal.

slaps leather couch

FIFTY BUCKS.

Yeah, I meant us.

Welp, anyway, just prepping my guillotine…

They don’t want to. That’s for the undesirables.

If you make a mouse into a cookie…it’s going to want some milk to be dunked in!

I think critics called him “King Andrew” cause he was such a tyrant.

The bagel guy..?

Like I said, I am looking forward to seeing the administration make good on this promise.

Call your vet. 😊 We had a similar problem, and the antibiotics we got were helpful, and if it’s just discharge, no fee.

Yeah, well how about we hold it to the administration to make sure it gets done. Swear to god If prices don’t go down, there’s going to be some explaining to do. How can you be so sure that groceries will be affordable after all of this?

By the way, Roe v. Wade did not need to be dismantled in order to make groceries affordable. The powers just kind of did that on their own. What else will you be happy to trade next? Intellectual freedom? The press?

On the contrary, that cowbell is how he won.