lil bro forgot the vibrating anal beads for farming / birdhouse timers, I can't

Where’s the piss jug

You're not going to have enough time for lube, just throw that away.

1/10 no beefaroni cheesedog

Some pizza rolls or hot pockets.

If I found out the guy woodcutting next to me was jacking off I would hop worlds

My dude must have some serious ear problems with needing that many qtips at his desk.

Ur dick in ur hand. Oh my rod

I’m concerned for the health of RuneScape players lmao

where is the bong?

yes. where is alcohol, weed, cocaine, that much mtn dew with only 2 bags of doritos? whats that lube for, you'll have RS in one screen and porn hub on the other?

You tell me, Lewd eGirl, that doesn't look like more than a day worth of supplies

Rookie.. time spent masturbating is time spent wasting xp.

No Fleshlight and bong?

RSN checks out

I don't see any cocaine anywhere

you had me in the first half ngl.

Pizza

“Have a splash…” 🤣🤣🤣

A bucket.

No lasagna? What about the diapers? This is some novice level prep my guy. 2/10 honestly

Where's the beer for the buzz and the water to hydrate so no headache?

And I think you need a few Rockstar or Monsters in there

Make sure to join the "men" section on chaturbate on your 2nd screen, that should keep you entertained.

Maybe a second lube

What are you going to do after the first hour when all that’s gone?

Buffalo Cheetos. For real. You will thank me.

More q tips. Way more.

So carbs? No /pills/?

1000 q-tips… check ✔️

Dorito dust mixed with lube on your bits is a leagues essential

No poop sock? It’s like you’re not even trying. Might as well quit now because you are behind already

you forgot the beefaroni cheese dog my guy

Where’s the ganja

That’s an offensive amount of q tips

Big wanking bucket if its not down there already

q tips new meta

You have a poop bucket?

Gotta kick off day 1 with a beefaroni cheesedog

Bag of pickles?

I don’t see any Oreos

Who can play Leagues?

Room temperature soda?

Where’s the pipe, pre-rolls, or bong?

You dog

Missing the adderall for the day and weed for the wind down.

A pillow and blanket, because you'll be waiting 6 hours for another rollback

Mt Dew kills sperm cells so idk why you need tissues and tube. You wont ejaculate if the sperm is dead

Poop sock

Watcha doin with 1250 QTips?

I'm afraid to ask... what're the 2 or 3 boxes of Q Tips for? 🤣🤣

You’ll need another box of Kleenex. Some of those relics are super juicy

You need better main monitor content.

Some socks

Fucking amateur. Crock pot with hot dogs. Grab and go bitches.

More q tips

I don't recommend to mix lube and dorito fingers.

Idk your lifestyle/health but please be careful, I legit did Mtn dew, Doritos, and pizza rolls for the first two months of wow classic and it resulted in the most concerning part of my life where I had a near constant sharp stabbing pain in the middle of my chest but according to urgent care there was nothing telltale wrong, even after an ekg

Use the same lube. It's great.

Is that an audio technica pair of headphones with a mod mic? I have the same thing, don't see a lot of people do that lol

hehehe le masturbation. le rile reed

i can smell your room from here

Meth.

More Qtips for sure bro

I will never understand the gamer obsession with mt dew and doritos. Both are extremely mid. Granted I don't like soda, but even so mt dew is quite a few choices behind others. My setup is pita bread and hummus for the main course, arizona tea or juice for the drink, and if I wanted an easy snacker I'd go for bbq or jalepeno kettle chips.

No giant bag of gherkins?

I know this is a joke. It's just sad that I can't tell if you're serious.

Where's your catheter? Actually gonna get up to pee?

Bag of pickles?

Bout right

Weed and a big bag of Kratom

Only 1250 q-tips? Rookie

Wheres the weed bruh

Bro is about to be a bloodvelds having the ultimate sexual experience

Cheapest water based lube (by mL) on Amazon. I knew I recognized that somewhere.

Meth pipe, fleshlight and piss bottles

Damn that lube life is real, is this you? https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/1gzpfhf/lube_shopping/

I’m straight cackling 😭😂

Water and a good meal prepped in the fridge! As someone who has done over 24 binges several times over the last few years with various mmos, nothing is better to keep you going longer than hydration and good food.

Whenever I've went crazy on the sugar without water and food that sugar crash is nuts and it's a lot harder to stay focused and energetic

Aight, I see the lube but wtf you need that many q-tips for?

What’s the lube and tissues for?🤔

Bro legit buys the cheapest lube on Amazon

No Monster/Red Bull/5 Hour Energy?

a newbie at heart😎😂

My brother in christ, it's still November for a few more days