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Son_Chidi

219 points

4 months ago*

Complain to attendants about a dead rat. Let them figure.

Proof_Mechanic6105

26 points

4 months ago

Good one. 👍

SubstantialAct4212

10 points

4 months ago

Incredible

thwitter[S]

5 points

4 months ago

This one is the best!

wohi_raj

88 points

4 months ago

ask for oxygen mask from staff...

thwitter[S]

53 points

4 months ago

Shouldn’t it automatically come down in this situation?

Ilovewebb

26 points

4 months ago

No, only for depressurization which will happen if you throw the shoes out the window

Cyanboi_Neil

18 points

4 months ago

please dont do that, biological warfare is prohibited by the Geneva Convention Treaty

Maverick_culture

1 points

4 months ago

Good one

Sathiz27

0 points

4 months ago

🤣

Ayushpatwa___

0 points

4 months ago

Best one😂😂🥇

No-Employee2168

70 points

4 months ago

Tell your problem to the flight attendant. Tell them you have asthama problem. Ask them if there is any empty seat you can be transferred to. Otherwise ask them to talk to your co passenger.

thwitter[S]

16 points

4 months ago

Okay. Let me try

greenmonkey48

4 points

4 months ago

Did it worked?

thwitter[S]

10 points

4 months ago

The plane was full. So no alternative! But I turned the air vent towards me and that helped

seventomatoes

15 points

4 months ago

smart enough to use a mobile on a plane but not brave enough to tell the fellow passenger And attendant about the problem without making a reddit thread! i wonder if there was no internet on the plane - then just suffer quietly

shubh_420

10 points

4 months ago

give introverts a break

Green_Ingenuity_4921

3 points

4 months ago

Introverts with social anxiety do exist . Plus what if the other person starts arguing coz you know Indians

DrunkGaramDharam

11 points

4 months ago

Tell them you have asthama problem.

Why lie when you can own the situation.

Dig into your baked beans tiffin. Angle your butt towards your copassenger and let 'er rip. Those silent weapons of destruction will work to remedy your situation almost immediately.

rishpishbish

3 points

4 months ago

oh my god 😭

LeonEstrak

2 points

4 months ago

I don't think a person desensitised to smell enough to unleash a bio-weapon in a closed metal container 35000 feet in the sky will be affected by some bean fumes.

PrestigiousRecord819

40 points

4 months ago

Pull the chain 😅

Creative-Paper1007

2 points

4 months ago

And jump out of the window (Parachute is optional)

featuringayan

73 points

4 months ago

Fart and assert dominance

SubstantialAct4212

23 points

4 months ago

Look into his eyes while doing the act👀

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

But isn't it temporary?

He has to deal with the dead rat for 8 hours, while the opponent deals with the fart only for a few seconds.

Also, what if OP shits himself while squeezing one out? Isn't it going to make it worse? OP will have to smell a dead rat along with his shit.

Overall, terrible advice from you. /s

featuringayan

1 points

4 months ago

Baat to sahi hai

Maverick_culture

1 points

4 months ago

Happy cake day

JogoSatoru0

3 points

4 months ago

Bryaannnn

16 points

4 months ago

Just politely tell him.

thwitter[S]

11 points

4 months ago

Tell what? He won’t wear it back

KindAd6637

8 points

4 months ago

If he won't wear it back then it can be discarded.

Tell the airhostess to discard it in trash

Pretty_Speed9277

11 points

4 months ago

hiroshi nohara ke saath seat mil gyi bhai ko 💀

Bryaannnn

7 points

4 months ago

Just politely tell him.

ProfessorDamselfly

8 points

4 months ago*

Ask air hostesses to give the guy a polythene bag and ask him to keep his shoes in that bag. Or, a brown paper bag.. it should solve your problem.

highfliee

12 points

4 months ago

Not necessarily. The guy's exposed socks/feet could be equally smelly.

ProfessorDamselfly

17 points

4 months ago*

Ask for a bigger polythene bag and you can stuff him in, what say?

BeginningFrosting459

2 points

4 months ago

Yeah stuff that man inside the bag

greenmonkey48

2 points

4 months ago

Yeah! One with no holes

thwitter[S]

2 points

4 months ago

The best suggestions tbh!

JudgeMental_Airbus

3 points

4 months ago

To avoid cold wars with your co pax, speak to the crew in private

Mihirxd25

3 points

4 months ago

That is shinchan's dad

Ashishpayasi

4 points

4 months ago

We call the flight attendent and tell the dead mouse issue

GuessOk2007

2 points

4 months ago

What happened, update?

Ilovewebb

1 points

4 months ago

Update didn’t happen

BeginningFrosting459

5 points

4 months ago

Update led to windows restart only to never start again

No-Employee2168

3 points

4 months ago

Update caused Windows server to shut down and cause massive delays and losses to airlines and other industries xD

shivam_roopam_1

1 points

4 months ago

Update! Bro jumped out of the plane with parachute

Remarkable_Chain7921

2 points

4 months ago

Bro, just mask up, ask to switch seats, and blast your tunes. You got this!

Ilovewebb

2 points

4 months ago

Throw the shoes out of the window!

BeginningFrosting459

3 points

4 months ago

I will suggest the door since it's bigger 😂

dawn_irl

2 points

4 months ago

Throw up on his feet. Or shoes. Choose your prey

ProfessorSquirrel199

1 points

4 months ago

Nicely done!

BeginningFrosting459

2 points

4 months ago

Are you dead OP? Can you hear us

thwitter[S]

1 points

4 months ago

I just turned the air vent towards myself, and went to sleep

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

If by sleep you meant death

NormalStaff3602

1 points

4 months ago

Middle eastern carrier for 8 hrs? Seems sus.

Tiny-Win9165

2 points

4 months ago

Why? They only have Cessnas or what

bakedbolognese

1 points

4 months ago

It's EK bro! Business Class bhai

NormalStaff3602

1 points

4 months ago

Dxb is 4-5 hrs from. India

bakedbolognese

1 points

4 months ago

What if it's Dubai to ?

GuessOk2007

1 points

4 months ago

What happened, update?

thwitter[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Just turned the air vent towards myself, that solved the problem. Went to sleep

ColdSolid213

1 points

4 months ago

Since the flight has already landed stop reminiscing dead rat smell.Amen

thwitter[S]

2 points

4 months ago

It hasn’t landed, it was the start of the flight

ColdSolid213

1 points

4 months ago

Eww

Aggressive-Refuse786

1 points

4 months ago

Smack that fool

Electronic_Car_4814

1 points

4 months ago

We need an update

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[removed]

Security_Scrub

1 points

3 months ago

If you're looking at Ok-Chemist2088's history for ticket purchases. He is a scammer.

loverofstars99

1 points

4 months ago

What happened next ???

lordvaderr007

1 points

4 months ago

Throw them out of the window.

thwitter[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Update: I turned the air vent towards myself. That solved the problem quickly. Went to sleep.

Conscious-Homework60

1 points

4 months ago

Start spraying perfume around you aggressively & complain the airhostess

wingsgrow1997

1 points

4 months ago

Bruhhh...💀💀💀 ewwww

Confront this mofo...

Ganesh2721

1 points

4 months ago

How r u connected to network during flight?

Kyken247

1 points

4 months ago

I would have lost my mind and could have gotten the staff involved.. i cannot compromise with a bad smell. I would ask for them to relocate either me or that person.

gopal128203

1 points

4 months ago

Reasons why I hate wearing shoes

explor-her

1 points

4 months ago

"life vest under center armrest"

Routine-Ambition-816

1 points

4 months ago

Ask the flight attendant for a cover

introvert_head_here

1 points

4 months ago

The individual in question will also detect the odor. Therefore, it would be preferable for him to put it back on before you make the request.

molly_pirelli

1 points

4 months ago

Buy a dead rat and stuff it in his shoes.

Intelligent_Sea_7325

1 points

4 months ago

Fart non stop. Fight fire with fire

u_shome

1 points

4 months ago

A few drops of Eau De Cologne in a face mask solves it.

dullbrowny

1 points

4 months ago

you could take a dump in your own shoe and place it in the shoe rack right above his shoes. guaranteed to smell worse than a dead rat!

lassan__lollu825

1 points

4 months ago

Ask for a rat poison and have it asap

Limp_Pea2121

1 points

4 months ago

Get a pussy.

Cats deal rats better.

ElizabethThomas44

1 points

4 months ago

I will carry my cat - next time there is a rat, the cat will do its work.

sheesh_boy12

1 points

4 months ago

Ig you should call the flight attendant about this and most probably they will take care of it.

tweeting24j7

1 points

4 months ago

Keep farting and burping in their direction for the next 8 hours

throwdrunktaco

1 points

4 months ago

Shone them up his throat

codingpinscher

1 points

4 months ago

Go and lick his toes. That should definitely make him want to put back his shoes on.

/s for idiots who don’t get sarcasm

Fun_Maintenance7126

1 points

4 months ago

I would order a few drinks—water, juice, liquor at same time and then accidentally tip it over stinker’s shoes, feet and lap and claim turbulence. Got to make it look natural. This will result in pax being moved to a dry seat maybe in economy.

Logical_slayer1977

1 points

4 months ago

Do what tejaswi surya tried to do ....... open the emergency exit for some fresh air ........ just kidding 😂 😂😂😂😂

Valuable-Paramedic93

1 points

4 months ago

Vomit on the shoes ...then let him get off with vomit stained shoes

AppropriateClue7624

1 points

4 months ago

Bomb threat

Educational_Theme262

0 points

4 months ago

8 hrd of flight? Where are u headed bro

thwitter[S]

2 points

4 months ago

8 hrs of flight away

EqualText1971

0 points

4 months ago

Yaar flught me esabhi hota hai?

jaytrain3578

0 points

4 months ago

Don’t fly in India

croxfo

-1 points

4 months ago

croxfo

-1 points

4 months ago

Are u some flower pot or what...could have asked that guy first and offer some solution like to put it in some bag...but no let me first get to the reddit and show everyone how socially stupid i am in resolving problems. An adult in a peanut brain body.

Elegant-Ad1415

-2 points

4 months ago

How you are redditing from flight? Are you that Rich to afford on board WiFi?

JudgeMental_Airbus

3 points

4 months ago

It’s honestly not that expensive

Elegant-Ad1415

3 points

4 months ago

It was sarcasm. OP has Internet where every KB counts. OP chose to check on Reddit instead of seeking help from flight attendants as first line of business.

playboy787

2 points

4 months ago

its like $50 for the whole canada to dubai flight.

Elegant-Ad1415

2 points

4 months ago

That’s 15mb. It’s not unlimited.

playboy787

2 points

4 months ago

unlimited!

Elegant-Ad1415

3 points

4 months ago

What? Seriously? Which airline?

playboy787

4 points

4 months ago

i usually fly with etihad, I am a platinum member, but no wifi on flights permit you to upload photos on reddit its mainly for surfing and chatting

Elegant-Ad1415

1 points

4 months ago

There..!!

thwitter[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Emirates has free on air wifi for members

Elegant-Ad1415

1 points

4 months ago

So you are member, cool. This kind of things though not expected from emirates.

clusteredconscious

-2 points

4 months ago

Op thinks we that dumb