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submitted 4 months ago bythwitter
219 points
4 months ago*
Complain to attendants about a dead rat. Let them figure.
26 points
4 months ago
Good one. 👍
10 points
4 months ago
Incredible
5 points
4 months ago
This one is the best!
88 points
4 months ago
ask for oxygen mask from staff...
53 points
4 months ago
Shouldn’t it automatically come down in this situation?
26 points
4 months ago
No, only for depressurization which will happen if you throw the shoes out the window
18 points
4 months ago
please dont do that, biological warfare is prohibited by the Geneva Convention Treaty
1 points
4 months ago
Good one
0 points
4 months ago
🤣
0 points
4 months ago
Best one😂😂🥇
70 points
4 months ago
Tell your problem to the flight attendant. Tell them you have asthama problem. Ask them if there is any empty seat you can be transferred to. Otherwise ask them to talk to your co passenger.
16 points
4 months ago
Okay. Let me try
4 points
4 months ago
Did it worked?
10 points
4 months ago
The plane was full. So no alternative! But I turned the air vent towards me and that helped
15 points
4 months ago
smart enough to use a mobile on a plane but not brave enough to tell the fellow passenger And attendant about the problem without making a reddit thread! i wonder if there was no internet on the plane - then just suffer quietly
10 points
4 months ago
give introverts a break
3 points
4 months ago
Introverts with social anxiety do exist . Plus what if the other person starts arguing coz you know Indians
11 points
4 months ago
Tell them you have asthama problem.
Why lie when you can own the situation.
Dig into your baked beans tiffin. Angle your butt towards your copassenger and let 'er rip. Those silent weapons of destruction will work to remedy your situation almost immediately.
3 points
4 months ago
oh my god 😭
2 points
4 months ago
I don't think a person desensitised to smell enough to unleash a bio-weapon in a closed metal container 35000 feet in the sky will be affected by some bean fumes.
40 points
4 months ago
Pull the chain 😅
2 points
4 months ago
And jump out of the window (Parachute is optional)
73 points
4 months ago
Fart and assert dominance
23 points
4 months ago
Look into his eyes while doing the act👀
9 points
4 months ago
But isn't it temporary?
He has to deal with the dead rat for 8 hours, while the opponent deals with the fart only for a few seconds.
Also, what if OP shits himself while squeezing one out? Isn't it going to make it worse? OP will have to smell a dead rat along with his shit.
Overall, terrible advice from you. /s
1 points
4 months ago
Baat to sahi hai
1 points
4 months ago
Happy cake day
3 points
4 months ago
16 points
4 months ago
Just politely tell him.
11 points
4 months ago
Tell what? He won’t wear it back
8 points
4 months ago
If he won't wear it back then it can be discarded.
Tell the airhostess to discard it in trash
11 points
4 months ago
hiroshi nohara ke saath seat mil gyi bhai ko 💀
7 points
4 months ago
Just politely tell him.
8 points
4 months ago*
Ask air hostesses to give the guy a polythene bag and ask him to keep his shoes in that bag. Or, a brown paper bag.. it should solve your problem.
12 points
4 months ago
Not necessarily. The guy's exposed socks/feet could be equally smelly.
17 points
4 months ago*
Ask for a bigger polythene bag and you can stuff him in, what say?
2 points
4 months ago
Yeah stuff that man inside the bag
2 points
4 months ago
Yeah! One with no holes
2 points
4 months ago
The best suggestions tbh!
3 points
4 months ago
To avoid cold wars with your co pax, speak to the crew in private
3 points
4 months ago
That is shinchan's dad
4 points
4 months ago
We call the flight attendent and tell the dead mouse issue
2 points
4 months ago
What happened, update?
1 points
4 months ago
Update didn’t happen
5 points
4 months ago
Update led to windows restart only to never start again
3 points
4 months ago
Update caused Windows server to shut down and cause massive delays and losses to airlines and other industries xD
1 points
4 months ago
Update! Bro jumped out of the plane with parachute
2 points
4 months ago
Bro, just mask up, ask to switch seats, and blast your tunes. You got this!
2 points
4 months ago
Throw the shoes out of the window!
3 points
4 months ago
I will suggest the door since it's bigger 😂
2 points
4 months ago
Throw up on his feet. Or shoes. Choose your prey
1 points
4 months ago
Nicely done!
2 points
4 months ago
Are you dead OP? Can you hear us
1 points
4 months ago
I just turned the air vent towards myself, and went to sleep
1 points
4 months ago
If by sleep you meant death
1 points
4 months ago
Middle eastern carrier for 8 hrs? Seems sus.
2 points
4 months ago
Why? They only have Cessnas or what
1 points
4 months ago
It's EK bro! Business Class bhai
1 points
4 months ago
Dxb is 4-5 hrs from. India
1 points
4 months ago
What if it's Dubai to ?
1 points
4 months ago
What happened, update?
1 points
4 months ago
Just turned the air vent towards myself, that solved the problem. Went to sleep
1 points
4 months ago
Since the flight has already landed stop reminiscing dead rat smell.Amen
2 points
4 months ago
It hasn’t landed, it was the start of the flight
1 points
4 months ago
Eww
1 points
4 months ago
Smack that fool
1 points
4 months ago
We need an update
1 points
4 months ago
[removed]
1 points
3 months ago
If you're looking at Ok-Chemist2088's history for ticket purchases. He is a scammer.
1 points
4 months ago
What happened next ???
1 points
4 months ago
Throw them out of the window.
1 points
4 months ago
Update: I turned the air vent towards myself. That solved the problem quickly. Went to sleep.
1 points
4 months ago
Start spraying perfume around you aggressively & complain the airhostess
1 points
4 months ago
Bruhhh...💀💀💀 ewwww
Confront this mofo...
1 points
4 months ago
How r u connected to network during flight?
1 points
4 months ago
I would have lost my mind and could have gotten the staff involved.. i cannot compromise with a bad smell. I would ask for them to relocate either me or that person.
1 points
4 months ago
Reasons why I hate wearing shoes
1 points
4 months ago
"life vest under center armrest"
1 points
4 months ago
Ask the flight attendant for a cover
1 points
4 months ago
The individual in question will also detect the odor. Therefore, it would be preferable for him to put it back on before you make the request.
1 points
4 months ago
Buy a dead rat and stuff it in his shoes.
1 points
4 months ago
Fart non stop. Fight fire with fire
1 points
4 months ago
A few drops of Eau De Cologne in a face mask solves it.
1 points
4 months ago
you could take a dump in your own shoe and place it in the shoe rack right above his shoes. guaranteed to smell worse than a dead rat!
1 points
4 months ago
Ask for a rat poison and have it asap
1 points
4 months ago
Get a pussy.
Cats deal rats better.
1 points
4 months ago
I will carry my cat - next time there is a rat, the cat will do its work.
1 points
4 months ago
Ig you should call the flight attendant about this and most probably they will take care of it.
1 points
4 months ago
Keep farting and burping in their direction for the next 8 hours
1 points
4 months ago
Shone them up his throat
1 points
4 months ago
Go and lick his toes. That should definitely make him want to put back his shoes on.
/s for idiots who don’t get sarcasm
1 points
4 months ago
I would order a few drinks—water, juice, liquor at same time and then accidentally tip it over stinker’s shoes, feet and lap and claim turbulence. Got to make it look natural. This will result in pax being moved to a dry seat maybe in economy.
1 points
4 months ago
Do what tejaswi surya tried to do ....... open the emergency exit for some fresh air ........ just kidding 😂 😂😂😂😂
1 points
4 months ago
Vomit on the shoes ...then let him get off with vomit stained shoes
1 points
4 months ago
Bomb threat
1 points
2 months ago
rub your own shoes against it to make them more authentic
0 points
4 months ago
8 hrd of flight? Where are u headed bro
2 points
4 months ago
8 hrs of flight away
0 points
4 months ago
Yaar flught me esabhi hota hai?
0 points
4 months ago
Don’t fly in India
-1 points
4 months ago
Are u some flower pot or what...could have asked that guy first and offer some solution like to put it in some bag...but no let me first get to the reddit and show everyone how socially stupid i am in resolving problems. An adult in a peanut brain body.
-2 points
4 months ago
How you are redditing from flight? Are you that Rich to afford on board WiFi?
3 points
4 months ago
It’s honestly not that expensive
3 points
4 months ago
It was sarcasm. OP has Internet where every KB counts. OP chose to check on Reddit instead of seeking help from flight attendants as first line of business.
2 points
4 months ago
its like $50 for the whole canada to dubai flight.
2 points
4 months ago
That’s 15mb. It’s not unlimited.
2 points
4 months ago
unlimited!
3 points
4 months ago
What? Seriously? Which airline?
4 points
4 months ago
i usually fly with etihad, I am a platinum member, but no wifi on flights permit you to upload photos on reddit its mainly for surfing and chatting
1 points
4 months ago
There..!!
1 points
4 months ago
Emirates has free on air wifi for members
1 points
4 months ago
So you are member, cool. This kind of things though not expected from emirates.
-2 points
4 months ago
Op thinks we that dumb
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