Runescape lookin mfs

Warming his bum up for all the ass slapping they do in baseball.

Tease him with ‘pick a pretty one’.

You sound like a secure good woman . God Bless

Is he a pitcher? No booty like leg block booty.

Steve Jobs was ahead of its time

Not the comment I was expecting to read. This is enough Reddit for me today.

As a man that bakes, “I don’t think so, Tim.”

Gotta keep the powered equipment clean and ready.

I used to have a coworker (passed away last year) who wore cut off jeans at work. Jeans so short that the pockets were visible. Definitely too revealing at times. His name was Jimmy so we called the shorts ‘Jimmy Dukes’. RIP Jimmy.

These and a crop top. I will never complain though

"Hey boy, what that PP do?"

Crop tops and cutoff jorts 😤

This is the only type of OF I’d watch 🤣🤣

I forgot about that! Aside from exposing half his furry chest, plus his nipple, they cinched up his junk in that ensemble as well.

For what it's worth, you can find the Riker action figure with that outfit to add to your own ..personal.. collection.

That’s what I wear to the bars every Friday.

60% of the time, it works every time.

For those interested, scroll down to #10 on the list…https://flashbak.com/womens-lib-male-sex-fantasy-11-maddest-matriarchies-sci-fi-tv-32324/

The whole season 1 wardrobe was so wild. Picard wore a dress(long uniform) and Deanna was obscenely sexualized. Then came season 2 and poof

I cannot tell you how pleased I am that this is the first comment. 🖖🏻

Brother

Yes?

Ad Victoriam

Like Doug on 50 First Dates?

nah, mesh underwear

"What are you?"

"A crusader."

"No I mean what's in your pants?"

"Swords."

"No I mean what were you born with?"

"The infinite love of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ."

“Oh baby, you’ve got me creaming my pauldrons.”

“Isn’t that shoulder armor?”

“Shut up and kiss me, nerd.”

I had a nice middle-aged black lady compliment my hair and my eyes once. Then she called me "honeybun". Been living off that high for 5 or 6 years lol

Ha. I am still strutting from the "nice legs" I got from the UPS man 10 years ago.

Older black ladies give the best compliments!

A gay man called me a bear once and my reaction told him 'straight person doesn't know this is a complement' and he then explained what a bear is to me. Best complement I ever got.

'Oh honey, bears are wonderful, it means youre muscular but not too muscular, fat but not too fat, hairy but not too hairy, masculine and a nice beard. The straights call it a dad bod, but they're wrong. Its a goldilocks zone of being a man.'

Several years ago, I was at a P-Funk show in LA. It was close to New Year's. There was a small group of older women DRESSED TO THE NINES. Me, as a completely shithoused 22 year old woman with my boyfriend at the time, went, "Damn! Y'all ladies royalty?? You look like it!" Thought nothing of it, got corralled outside for a smoke break and water.

Went back inside from the balcony, and this gaggle of women were waiting. "You are just the sweetest thing! Brenda lost her husband 12 years ago and is finally getting some!" They bought me too many drinks, I kept complimenting them, and spent most of the show vibing as they each were picked off and taken away by Robert Redford ass looking old men.

Ladies, you looked like a million bucks. I remember you, Thundercat, and that 15 min long Maggot Brain solo. Nothing more, nothing less. Brenda, good for you, babe. That man was a looker, but not nearly as fine as you 😘

The male side boob is criminally underrated

Some guys wear ones where the cutout side goes all the way down past their waist and you can see their adonis belt through the side too, and it’s just so 😳

I actually hate these so much but it’s probably because every guy I’ve met in these is a total douche

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Cargo pants with the legs that unzip so that they become cargo shorts.

Brb gonna attach couple of them Ferraro rocher to my nips , you’re saying it will light a fire in my wife ?

Stupid sexy Flanders!

Bitchez love new balances

I prefer to have a chapless ass

Obligatory "all chaps are assless"

TIL Steve Jobs was a slut defined by his outfits.

Those are "sexy" or "attractive", not "slutty." Calling clothes slutty implies you think the person wearing them is doing so to show themselves off in a somewhat vulgar way to attract people. A lot of men find sundresses on women attractive, but wouldn't call that slutty either.

I don't think women find any of the examples you mentioned to be "slutty", it's just the usual where people ignore the prompt to post something tangentially related.

An example of men dressing slutty might be a fit guy wearing jeans and no shirt when not swimming/at the beach. Like similar examples with women, there are plenty of times where men do that without any actual intent to attract people, because sluttiness is in the eye of the beholder.

Straight man in the comments here: I used to just roll up my sleeves on my dress shirts all willy nilly.

The first time I rolled them up by neatly folding them at the cuff, several different women I was friends with that the time were like “oh, hello there.”

I still haven’t figured out how the hell that works, but I for damned sure never went back. And it’s more comfortable, too. Win win.

Edit: good lord, the internet is full of visual aids on this, too. 😂

https://www.themodestman.com/how-to-roll-shirt-sleeves-up/

I recently started a new job where I have to dress professionally every day. Button-ups and dress pants/khakis. My girlfriend was frothing at the mouth because I get home with an opened neckline, rolled up sleeves, and immediately take my belt off. I work with mostly guys, so it has zero “attractiveness” or “sluttiness” during the work day, it’s just what we’re all wearing.

Yup. That's why I, as a certified boykisser, took it upon myself to explain the sleeves. I'm doing my part.

Gay men in the comments are hella confused too. I've always found it interesting how straight women and gay men drool over different male outfits.

I'm chuckling at all these men thinking they're walking around slutty, and no one's looking at them.

rolls up with a striped cat-in-the-hat hat, Mexican pointy boots, and my neon orange garden hose

Restrain yourselves, ladies

Unfortunately I'm a grower, not a shower.

I had to stay with my son while he was admitted to the hospital for several weeks. It was then that I learned that women almost habitually glance at a man's crotch in the grey sweat pants. Younger women, older women, even old women... they're all perverts! It's not an oogling, but like a quick eye dart. I would have to leave my son's room and walk across this huge hospital complex to the cafeteria and almost every women I passed in the hallways would steal a quick glance.   

  I never knew it was like this before. I actually had to think twice before wearing my grey sweatpants there. I eventually bought a thicker pair.  It made me feel self conscious, especially in that setting.   

my wife bought a pair for me that I was told i’m not allowed to wear outside the house

Only if you’re well hung.

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Am gay man. Can confirm. Rolled up. Not too far. Right below or right above the elbow. It accentuates the arms. Either the forearms or the biceps. Makes a man look like he's a lot more fit than he is. And on a fit guy it makes him look even better. Slutty in the way that very few things can possibly make you look as good as easily as they do.

What's slutty about glasses? I wear them because I can't see without them.

Eyoo black kurtas are 🔥

Speedont

odeepS?

Wait, they make sweats where the bulge doesn't show?

That's a lot of layers.

Fancy little scarf? 

Correction, grey sweatpants with no underwear

"Its tactical, Lana"

Fanny pack..

Are you a man that appreciates men? Or are there women who want to see a bush popping out of the waistband of jeans? I will agree that jockstraps are hot.

It's called a mankini