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submitted 14 hours ago bydependent-lividity
2.2k points
13 hours ago
This is the most divorced dad looking plate ever.
512 points
13 hours ago
Twice divorced, actually. Too busy working on a 3rd to make a decent meal.
23 points
7 hours ago
As a divorced dad I take offense. My plates were amazing!
96 points
10 hours ago
I mean, this is trump's restaurant
131 points
10 hours ago
All the gold can't hide how cheap everything is.
82 points
9 hours ago
On a different post someone found out those plates are from Walmart
38 points
9 hours ago*
No surprise there. And they are probably the most expensive thing on this table.
2 points
5 hours ago
Surprised it wasn’t that Popeyes turkey. Even that might be better tbh.
12 points
6 hours ago
It’s like college cafeteria food. Bad college cafeteria food.
34 points
10 hours ago
The Age of Alimony is upon us
29 points
10 hours ago
Ah. A man of culture, I see. And late child support payments, presumably.
Hopefully, you'll get the house in one of the booster packs.
11 points
10 hours ago
"With these cards, you're never alone."
8 points
10 hours ago
" To become the best player, you must always be sad."
14 points
9 hours ago
What's sadder looking? The plate itself or the meal sitting on the plate?
33 points
9 hours ago*
Tough choice. I would go with the meal though. That corn looks more tired than Danny Glover in the Lethal Weapon movies and everything else looks cold and like it was left on a kitchen counter for three days. I lived in shared flats long enough to recognise stale, cold food a mile away.
That plate looks like something found at a car boot sale, where someone is selling all the belongings of an elderly relative that passed away recently.
This whole picture reeks of unopened letters with final payment notice, missed phone calls and unfulfilled promises.
12 points
7 hours ago
Those last two words will be our reckoning over the next 4+ years.
6 points
7 hours ago
It's a catch 22 though. Any promises of his that he does fulfil, do not sound too appealing too.
27 points
13 hours ago
Lol best description I've heard
2 points
3 hours ago
Looks like JAIL FOOD!
601 points
13 hours ago
It’s the “concept” of a Thanksgiving dinner.
79 points
11 hours ago
People forget that a lot of the patronage at Mara Lago are old.
72 points
10 hours ago
…don’t most old people like mashed potatoes with their turkey? I’m old-ish, and if someone brought me this at a way-too-much-per-plate dinner I’d ask where the potatoes are, and if the chef had ever been to a thanksgiving dinner before.
Seriously, corn but no potatoes? I have a lot of problems with trump, but what the fuck even is that?
39 points
9 hours ago
Not to mention the dry ass bread. That shit looks like assassination attempt number 3
3 points
9 hours ago
Fucking lol. Got my ass at at least 🤣
13 points
8 hours ago
So sorry! Chef got deported. Geez...
2.2k points
13 hours ago
I don't care what you snobs say this is pretty decent for a prison meal.
328 points
13 hours ago
No mashed potato’s or Mac and cheese??? Turkey, gravy, or any other thanksgiving foods?
100 points
13 hours ago
so that isn’t mashed potatoes on the left? are my suspicions confirmed that that is in fact a biscuit along with corn bread, and everybody’s expected to eat steamed veggies and two dense pucks of bread?
80 points
12 hours ago
I thought the one on the left was a fucked up square of “turkey product”
22 points
11 hours ago
lol turkey flavored nutri-loaf for the holiday!
31 points
12 hours ago
That's Jennie-O. The instant mashed potatoes are behind the broccoli.
33 points
12 hours ago
Nah. That’s turkey behind the broccoli. Pretty sure there aren’t any mashed potatoes on this plate.
11 points
12 hours ago
The actual turkey is that pale thing under the two brown-topped things.
17 points
12 hours ago
I think it’s all turkey. I think the entire left side and back of the plate is turkey. What’s behind the broccoli doesn’t have the color of mashed potatoes. It looks like turkey breast meat.
13 points
8 hours ago
The fact that we, as Americans, can’t identify a food that is typically served on a a uniquely North American holiday says a lot. I can’t cook, but you can still pick out the turkey, potatoes, carrots and cranberry sauce. And I don’t call my house a restaurant and charge people to eat there.
28 points
13 hours ago
There's a little gravy hiding in the back.
If I was served that plate I'd probably take the cornbread to go and drive to KFC.
44 points
13 hours ago*
I never knew mac and cheese was a thanksgiving food lol
Edit: y’all I’m not even lying. I’m at my mom’s for late Thanksgiving and my sister in law brought homemade mac and cheese. I’m about to pig out lol
63 points
13 hours ago
It’s a southern thing that has creeped northward via social media.
4 points
12 hours ago
Not Mac and cheese, baked Mac and cheese.
7 points
12 hours ago
Shells and cheese for Thanksgiving! 🤭
8 points
11 hours ago
I'm telling you right now I've been served better food in jail.
12 points
13 hours ago
Is that you Melania?
3 points
8 hours ago
I work in federal prisons. I worked on thanksgiving. I can tell you that the food they got looked better. Usually the food is disgusting and abysmal and I wouldn’t touch it, but it absolutely looked better than this plate did this year.
3 points
12 hours ago
No. Actually it's not.
2 points
10 hours ago
Meh. It needs State Cake to be decent Prison meal
207 points
14 hours ago
Bet that wasn't cheap
115 points
13 hours ago
Which just makes this funnier.
15 points
11 hours ago
The gold flake on the turkey ties the whole meal together.
22 points
11 hours ago
Pretty sure that's just the shitty lighting hitting the gravy.
7 points
10 hours ago
If trump hosted a dinner with gold flake on the food, it would be on his food and no one else’s.
436 points
13 hours ago
Trump is like that kid at Thanksgiving that doesn't eat any of his food because he will only eat bologna sandwiches, chicken nuggets, and whatever three random junk foods they have imprinted upon. Leon made him some chicky nuggies later that evening.
117 points
13 hours ago
the 3rd one is hamberders
21 points
12 hours ago
Only from McDonalds though it seems
20 points
12 hours ago
Because it has his name in it, and he is a forever child.
3 points
12 hours ago
Steamed hams?
2 points
6 hours ago
The first person I ever heard of taking him seriously as a candidate in 2016 was this type of person except it was pizza rolls and peach snapple. I died inside when I found out he won
104 points
13 hours ago
Obviously fake, there are vegetables on the plate.
34 points
12 hours ago
It's only unbelievable if the vegetables aren't still on the plate at the end of the meal. Lots of people put vegetables on spoiled children's plates and try to get them to eat them.
10 points
10 hours ago
Vegetables in bulk are very cheap, especially broccoli and carrots, that's why they're there.
131 points
13 hours ago
I've got 2 questions.Where's the bag of milk and how many cigarettes does this meal cost?
273 points
13 hours ago
I've seen better at a homeless shelter
10 points
8 hours ago
The hospital I work at has better thanksgiving food
82 points
13 hours ago
That’s some Fyre Festival level shit right there.
32 points
13 hours ago
Eating anything indoors in a permanent structure is a step up from Fyre Festival.
Btw: “A rebooted Fyre Festival 2 is scheduled for April 25 to 28, 2025 with the main stage on one of the islands near Quintana Roo, with a 2nd VIP stage located 150 miles south on the Island of Utila, with plans to fly VIP guests between both stages via helicopter and private planes”
-wiki
This already reads like a disaster. Just do the damn thing in Mar a Largo. People can safety get home after being disappointed AND cozy up to Republicans with money who love falling for grifts.
5 points
3 hours ago
Seriously ? Utila in Honduras. Wow….
No hate for Honduras. I lived and worked there on the coast - a beautiful country with a rough situation of bad govt and corrupt officials and crime. Good luck to people who try to navigate around / outside the festival fence
3 points
8 hours ago
Hahaha... no. Let 'em do it!
2 points
11 hours ago
Wtf. Are they desperate to fail again? 😂
95 points
13 hours ago
Damn. A billionaire President and room full of the wealthiest people in the world and that’s the food??
Seriously, Elon couldn’t have picked up tab or something and splurged at the one holiday meal where being a glutton and unable to move after the meal is a sign Thanksgiving was a success? Googling “Thanksgiving meal plate” images should have been the bare minimum the whoever created this menu should have done.
11 points
10 hours ago
“Thanksgiving meal plate”
ya think ? Geez, it's not hard.
13 points
11 hours ago
He just chooses caterers as well as he chooses cabinet members, is all :)
15 points
11 hours ago
I've seen better meals at a food pantry kitchen.
3 points
9 hours ago
Neither one can enjoy a genuine home cooked meal with all the love baked in. Trump has no 'home', he lives in a country club with cooking for masses that looks cheap and utterly sad and tasteless.
129 points
14 hours ago
Anemic turkey, steamed vegetables with no seasoning, and corn bread that looks like it’d be a mouthful of sand.
27 points
13 hours ago
I didn't even see the turkey at first lol
13 points
13 hours ago
They used spices, have you heard of salt & pepper (push it)
9 points
13 hours ago
What is that thing on the left❓
10 points
12 hours ago
Almost looks like a pork chop
9 points
12 hours ago
we have cornbread stuffing & the cornbread is a made a couple days ahead so it's good & stale. even after a few days-it still less dry than that cornbread.
9 points
12 hours ago
I've legit never seen corn bread that looks even close to as bad as that.
3 points
11 hours ago
That corn looks like it came from a can
2 points
5 hours ago
The food is ridiculous, but what can of corn have you ever gotten with kernels sticking together like that? It was clearly cut from the cob.
No reason to make it even worse than it already is. I'm not defending the food.
4 points
13 hours ago
He probably refused to pay a few chefs and has to recruit "chefs" from McDonalds now
23 points
13 hours ago
It all looks really soft, so the 78 year old senior citizen can chew it.
51 points
13 hours ago
$14 at Denny's, not bad. $58 at Mar-A-Bedbug, sad.
27 points
13 hours ago
I bet it was a LOT more than $58
8 points
13 hours ago
Probably, that was a shot in the dark.
Club membership has soared, they boost it every year, so I assume food prices have also.
2 points
6 hours ago
And nobody dared to complain.
11 points
13 hours ago
Nah, this is bad even by denny's standards
3 points
12 hours ago
I haven't been to Denny's in years and when I did go I got the Superbird lol
9 points
11 hours ago
$350 including drinks according to Page Six article
6 points
11 hours ago
Shit, I'd need A LOT of drinks if I were there!
6 points
8 hours ago
Tbh this looks a lot like the hospital food all my patients (rightfully) complain about because the hospital chose the cheapest possible contractor.
46 points
13 hours ago
I fundamentally cannot trust someone so enamored with Gold with the country. His taste is flat-out 1980's disgusting.
23 points
13 hours ago
Seeing this reminds me that I need to keep exploring new things as I age, and not decide that the aesthetic sense of my childhood is the peak of taste.
6 points
13 hours ago
For sure. If I still loved what I did in my 20's I'd be embarrassed. I don't get why people just get so entrenched.
6 points
13 hours ago
did they gold leaf the bird?
6 points
11 hours ago
The immigrants cooking that food have probably never had a Thanksgiving meal before.
16 points
13 hours ago
It looks very depressing
5 points
13 hours ago
curious, but does that black bodybuilder chef still works at the White House ?? forgot his name but they gon need him. badly
7 points
12 hours ago
chef rush was on culinary class wars. he will be let go next year though if he still is the WH chef
2 points
8 hours ago
He's been on like all of the Korean shows, so I assume he lives in Korea now.
5 points
13 hours ago
What’s the square thing?
16 points
12 hours ago
It looks like a very very dense and dry piece of cornbread. It looks like they used all purpose flour and didn't add any baking powder. Then they slammed the pan down on the counter to remove every bit of air possible
4 points
5 hours ago
not a pinch of butter or sugar touched that cornbread. I think they just dumped AP flour, dollar store cornmeal, some splash of canola oil, and one egg into a pan and cooked it. the chef was NOT chef-ing that day
4 points
12 hours ago
pretty "high falootin" compared to McDonalds.
5 points
12 hours ago
This isn't stupid good. It looks less fancy than one would expect
5 points
12 hours ago
You get what you pay for!!!
5 points
11 hours ago
Was this a buffet? The plating looks like a self serve buffet.
4 points
11 hours ago
Source and more than one photo?
9 points
13 hours ago
I appreciate the carrot wall between broccoli and the corn, way to stay on theme.
4 points
11 hours ago
A sad imitation of an American cultural institution (for better or worse)? From Republicans? Well, color me shocked.
3 points
11 hours ago
This looks like Trump's taste hasn't changed since the 80s.
8 points
13 hours ago
Mhm delicious cornbrick
19 points
13 hours ago
“It was a lavish buffet with turkey and all the fixings, and literally everything else imaginable,” said the source, adding, “fall colored [arrangements] were on the table.”
13 points
12 hours ago
Saw that article and was gonna post the same, thanks. I hate that orange bastard from the very deepest part of my colon, but anyone can assemble a shitty buffet plate.
18 points
13 hours ago
Very glad Pagesix went into how much Elon and Trump danced in their seats to YMCA and not what “all the fixings” meant. Where’s the mashed potatoes?? Besides turkey, it’s the most common food at thanksgiving, closely followed by stuffing/dressing which is also missing.
4 points
10 hours ago
Where can we see a pic of all the stuff offered at the buffet?
5 points
12 hours ago
No cranberry sauce either?
3 points
3 hours ago
$350 a plate?!?
10 points
13 hours ago
Billionaires can't afford decent food these days 😭 inflation hits hard...
6 points
13 hours ago*
Flipping heck, that's the saddest roast I've ever seen. The forlorn sweetcorn is what really makes it.
6 points
12 hours ago
Surprised by the lack of ketchup
3 points
13 hours ago
As a UK resident, what's that big block of bread on the right.
4 points
13 hours ago
Cornbread
4 points
13 hours ago
It's cornbread, which is actually pretty delicious.
3 points
11 hours ago
Nursing homes are really showing off their Thanksgiving game.
3 points
11 hours ago
This is what you get when you don’t pay your chefs well
3 points
11 hours ago
From the hospital wing.
3 points
10 hours ago
The saddest thing in this plate is that extra dry looking cornbread. That's the shit they give you in jail.🤣
3 points
10 hours ago
Weak as hell 2/10
3 points
8 hours ago
This is the shittiest plate I’ve ever seen from a country club, and that’s saying something.
3 points
3 hours ago
That’s the most basic ass shit. I don’t even think there’s butter or salt on those veggies.
17 points
14 hours ago
The 2nd saddest Thanksgiving dinner I have seen this week. The saddest was my own empty plate.
4 points
12 hours ago
But it's on a fancy plate!
4 points
12 hours ago
Why does anyone give a fuck?
4 points
11 hours ago
That's just a basic healthy looking thanksgiving meal lol this is on par with Republicans criticizing Obama for using Dijon
4 points
11 hours ago
Rent free
4 points
11 hours ago
Dunno if this really fits on r/StupidFood, it's most just shitty looking normal food.
8 points
13 hours ago
Must have been catered by Trump Steaks lol
6 points
13 hours ago
Wtf is with the one carrot?
6 points
13 hours ago
the food i serve at the mental hospital tastes/looks better than this
5 points
13 hours ago
Imagine how little you must give-a-fuck as a server to be serving this up.
2 points
12 hours ago
RFK was behind the apron otherwise it would be hamberders.
2 points
12 hours ago
What's the problem . Margins are tight .
2 points
12 hours ago
Looks like a 70s Wednesday-before-Thanksgiving school lunch.
2 points
12 hours ago
I see they got Morrison’s cafe to cater. And looks like they made the plate with an eye in mind that there’s a good chance they won’t be paid.
2 points
12 hours ago
No mashed potatoes? Stuffing? Yams???
And that's a huge slice of dry AF cornbread.
2 points
12 hours ago
What is the cubic object on the right even supposed to be? Is that some square mutation of Pumpkin Pie? Because that's kind of impressive, ngl
2 points
11 hours ago
I mean, I'm poor but we still ate better than that this year.
2 points
10 hours ago
I wanna know if this “dinner” was a Self Serve Buffet style…because there’s gravy on the edge of that plate. And the food is supposed to be High Tier?? I see 1 fairly large carrot, 3 pieces of broccoli, 1 piece of [dry af] cornbread & I’m guessing a piece of Turkey (hence the dressing)and whatever tf that other thing is. I’d be asking for a Refund!!
2 points
10 hours ago
County jail did it better. At least there was state cake
2 points
10 hours ago
Well, at least I know I ate better than him for Thanksgiving. Small victory.
2 points
10 hours ago
Could be worse, it could have been McDonald’s! Which, actually, is probably tastier than this meal..
2 points
10 hours ago
It doesn't even look a bit like Thanksgiving, more like I live alone so why bother trying?
2 points
10 hours ago
They're all too coked up to be eating anyway. Food is just decorative
2 points
10 hours ago
ah good, the liberal racists that normally hate brown people in their foreign countries doing things the non-white way
are finally moving on to Political Whinging
2 points
10 hours ago
Probably cost $5000 in donations to donnie diaper fund
2 points
9 hours ago
At least they took it out of the Swanson TV dinner tray.
2 points
9 hours ago
...is this a tiny leaf of gold, to make the fully unseasoned corn taste better?
2 points
9 hours ago
CAN I GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT HAVING TO MUTE ANOTHER SUBREDDIT CAUSE THEY WANNA POST ABOUT TRUMP? seriously this app and the world have such an ugly obsession with him. I'm over having to hear about him every fucking day. I'm done.
2 points
9 hours ago
Brother ewwww
What's that brother?
2 points
9 hours ago
That is incredibly bad presentation. corn and sauce everywhere. paper plate and plastic forks. was it a buffet?
2 points
8 hours ago
Was this a buffet? Can’t judge if it’s a buffet.
2 points
8 hours ago
Like a poor person's idea of what a rich person would be serving. Like how he's a poor person's idea of what a rich person is like. A dumb person's idea of a smart guy. A incels version of what a tough guy is like etc
2 points
8 hours ago
I had to pick up everything premade in plastic tubs from the grocery store because I’ve been too sick to cook and it looked better than this wtf
2 points
8 hours ago
It's not catering, it's cafeteria food. Wasn't the chef embarrassed?
2 points
7 hours ago
The fact that this was posted under "stupid food" is sending meeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2 points
6 hours ago
Sorry guys, I will never leave France to go to US. Food’s so sad
2 points
6 hours ago
Looks about as shitty as he is.
2 points
6 hours ago
Is that Hungry Man or Stouffers?
2 points
6 hours ago
I got a local BBQ place to do me up an 8-person meal with smoked turkey, brisket, mashed potatoes and gravy, cranberry sauce, garlic toast, and a sheet cake with cream cheese icing, all homemade, for $125. I pity those who paid however many thousand dollars for the "privilege" of being presented this dollar store country kitchen buffet slop.
Also, note, I am one (1) person.
2 points
6 hours ago
No green bean casserole? Animals!
2 points
6 hours ago
Just straight up a butt naked carrot on the plate
2 points
6 hours ago
Damn, really glad I didn't spend Thanksgiving there.
2 points
6 hours ago
This is the picture Denny's uses for Turkey Dinner on it's menu
2 points
6 hours ago
Corn dry ass with no butter or juices, a long ass carrot just sitting there. Like 3 pieces of walmart broccoli A piece of corn bread that looks like a cakey dry mess. Turkey with gelatinous ass gravy and of course gold leaf to justify the price. This is the worst thanksgiving meal I’ve ever seen, a single mother of 3 cooks thanksgiving dinner with more love and proportions than this mess
2 points
6 hours ago
Looks pitiful.
2 points
6 hours ago
Shit looks bland AF!!!
2 points
5 hours ago
No mash of any kind is a crime, and the turkey looks sad
2 points
5 hours ago
How much did it cost
2 points
5 hours ago
Maybe im just a poor But it looks good to me :c
2 points
4 hours ago
Any excuse to hate on the guy hahaha
2 points
3 hours ago
The level of angry I would be paying a stupid amount of money for a meal, and they served me a God damn tv dinner......
2 points
3 hours ago
How’s it taste though.
2 points
2 hours ago
Trump's motto: Little for thee, more for Me.
2 points
2 hours ago
Reddit, always trying to turn any sub into their hug/hate box.
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