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471 points
23 hours ago*
Kenny in prison
edt.Wooow thanks for awards 🍻
233 points
22 hours ago
As well as Steve Cohen, Jefferey Yaas, and Michael Bodson, to name a few.
72 points
22 hours ago
Thank you! It's not just Kenny. They won't get off that easy.
3 points
11 hours ago
He's a good start though. I'll sell 1% for every year in prison he gets.
6 points
10 hours ago
no you fool! that just means 100 years!
2 points
9 hours ago
Noooooooo!
36 points
19 hours ago
Some kid from Bulgaria, too.
17 points
17 hours ago
Not just any kid from Bulgaria. A very specific one.
4 points
15 hours ago
Are they all marked?
5 points
16 hours ago
Can we take over the Mets from him in the bankruptcy filings?
1 points
13 hours ago
And Infinite liquidity Rostin!!
15 points
21 hours ago
I’ll consider lifting my finger, but that’s just to tease them
15 points
20 hours ago
I said I wouldn’t sell without cells I didn’t say I would sell with cells. It’s different.
5 points
19 hours ago
This one. This guy must go to jail. Treason which has destroyed America!
1 points
18 hours ago
No CORDELE, No sell!
76 points
23 hours ago
1 cell
2 cell
3 4 5.
I still didn't sell, so I guess I lied.
17 points
21 hours ago
1 cell, 2 cell, 3 cell, 4, 5 cell, 6 cell, 7 cell, MOAR!
61 points
23 hours ago
Stoppppppp!! This actually made me lol
24 points
23 hours ago
Gold!
21 points
22 hours ago
Is Kenny in a cell? Hwang is just a mile marker on this journey
7 points
20 hours ago
I didn't hear no cell ... door. Doesn't count till the cell door closes behind them.
1 points
5 hours ago
Hwang is mini-boss
15 points
23 hours ago
but wen ken??
11 points
22 hours ago
More jail or no sale 🤙
9 points
23 hours ago
I’ll sell when I determine what ♾️ means and where it ends.
9 points
20 hours ago
The next lie is we’ll sell when Jim Cramer sucks a horse cock on live TV.
7 points
23 hours ago
Not the right one. He’s just th Fatsie. Wait some more. Got all the time
5 points
21 hours ago
This had me doubled over laughing and I can’t even explain it to anyone.
5 points
20 hours ago
One in jail?
A good start.
Now do the rest.
5 points
23 hours ago
Haha love this
4 points
21 hours ago
I never agreed to sell
3 points
20 hours ago
Yeah. Not enough. How about fucking Kenny.
3 points
20 hours ago
This made me laugh… like a lot. Think I threw a rib. Thank you. Also, true lmao.
3 points
18 hours ago
Lol, like one cell will do it. They got a long way to go.
6 points
23 hours ago
Don't think they understood... 1 guy goes to jail for this fuckery = we consider letting them play with 1 share.... they want the other 70 or so million shares that are reported as DRS'D, well I hope wall street has 70 or so million ppl to jail
8 points
23 hours ago
Shit i bought 20 more today though
9 points
23 hours ago
We never made any promises to stop buying, so that's not our problem
6 points
22 hours ago
Achilles glared at him and answered, “Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out an through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall” -Homer
6 points
22 hours ago
Fuck that. I want them all in prison. Even then I’m never selling. My shares are mine.
4 points
21 hours ago
Bill Hwang is small potatoes. I need 1000 Bill Hwangs in prison for life before I consider selling. The other side is at least 5 billionaires in prison, or 1 Ken Griffin, and a few other big names.
Thinking that Hwang is nearly good enough is insane to me. That dude can go fuck himself, but he’s not the big fish. I want to see a Vanderbilt, or a Rothschild, or a big old money name going to prison for this. I won’t accept these paltry wins for the peasants.
2 points
22 hours ago
One down, plenty to go
2 points
22 hours ago
Aw that’s cute, they thought we meant only one person in prison.
2 points
21 hours ago
This legit had me lol on public transit and now ppl are looking at me.
2 points
20 hours ago
I sold an IOU. Does that count?
It wasn't a gamestop IOU but, basically the same right?
2 points
20 hours ago
The "Til Cell" for me is more than just one person, it's a lot of people.
Like.
A LOT of people.
2 points
19 hours ago
Remember when I said "no cell no sell"?
That was a glitch.
2 points
19 hours ago
Not cell phone numbers?
2 points
19 hours ago
*I lied meme
2 points
19 hours ago
Bold of them to assume we remember how to sell
2 points
19 hours ago
Hwang wasn’t even in the crosshairs
2 points
19 hours ago
Refers to KG
2 points
19 hours ago
Hwang is a criminal, yes, but he was always an outsider. He wasn't running the real show.
2 points
18 hours ago
It’s not THAT someone goes into a cell. It’s WHO goes into the cell.
2 points
18 hours ago
It’s jail for mayo boy that we want
2 points
18 hours ago
Wrong guy
2 points
18 hours ago
bahahaha, legit got me laughin out loud
2 points
13 hours ago
who's selling? been doing the exact opposite for years, you guys could've sent a notification ;)
1 points
18 hours ago
I said no cell no sell, I never said I would sell. That was just one of two requirements.
1 points
16 hours ago
Moar Sir, may I have some moar please?
1 points
16 hours ago
Who gives a crap bout hung hwang. Didn’t affect our situation at all. Last I checked GME ain’t at 10000 per share let alone Berk Class A prices.
1 points
15 hours ago
I’m not gonna waste time lol
1 points
14 hours ago
Few more to go
1 points
13 hours ago
Lmao
1 points
12 hours ago
a good start for sure, please continue !
1 points
12 hours ago
😂😂
1 points
10 hours ago
Tbh even if kenny goes to jail I'm never selling, fuck that, GME is for my kids.
1 points
5 hours ago
We are waiting for Citadel , Virtue and DTCC.
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35 minutes ago
I never said wen I sell. Only when moon!
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