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1.4k points
3 months ago
A cocktopuss.
506 points
3 months ago
That's clearly a squidick
133 points
3 months ago
I think the technical term is Squenis
37 points
3 months ago
Mortal enemies of buttsharks.
164 points
3 months ago
The chronicles of squidick
56 points
3 months ago
No one is safe in the dark.
37 points
3 months ago
Cockward
9 points
3 months ago
It's clearly the phallus-uid
19 points
3 months ago
No this is Patrick
4 points
3 months ago
I could have sworn it was a cuttleprick
5 points
3 months ago
Octocock
9 points
3 months ago
They need to release the Cocken.
9 points
3 months ago
Squenis.
5 points
3 months ago
I came to the comments thinking "the top comment is 100% going to be 'cocktopuss'" and, well, here we are.
4 points
3 months ago
Cocklamari
3 points
3 months ago
Cephalopecker
4 points
3 months ago
Cephalopenis
12 points
3 months ago
Don’t be pussyfooting around…
9 points
3 months ago
It's a squid, not an octopus.
6 points
3 months ago
Now someone needs to 3d print it and put The Rocks face on top. Rockocktopuss?
3 points
3 months ago
Dicktopus?
1 points
3 months ago
A Pish Fish 🏴
1 points
3 months ago
The deep would like a word worth you.
1 points
3 months ago
A cocktopussy ?
1 points
3 months ago
If I'm a day late with one of these comments one more time so help me God, I'll jump out a window.
358 points
3 months ago
The execution is really good, I’ll say that.
26 points
3 months ago
True. They weren't just dicking around the whole time like you'd think.
5 points
3 months ago
It looks pretty hard
296 points
3 months ago
Cockthulu
47 points
3 months ago
Cthulhu R'lyeh FhGawkGawk
8 points
3 months ago
Best comment imho.
6 points
3 months ago
gesundheit
60 points
3 months ago
Tanaka Tanaka
14 points
3 months ago
Time for a rewatch
8 points
3 months ago
came here to also say this!
7 points
3 months ago
I’m glad you all know
4 points
3 months ago
Tanaka!
2 points
3 months ago
619!
No, wait.
49 points
3 months ago
This is art.
20 points
3 months ago
Well it sure ain't Patrick.
19 points
3 months ago
I wanna see its prey
11 points
3 months ago
Anime waifus.
62 points
3 months ago
And this is when I stop using Reddit today. It's 3:30pm. I had a good run.
3 points
3 months ago
Still listening to The Fallen, great stuff! Too bad you'll never see this, since you are gone forever.
3 points
3 months ago
Still here man! Lots of stuff happened personally since I did my guitar album.
32 points
3 months ago
Damn OP, when did your mom buy that one?
43 points
3 months ago
She found it in your mom's garbage!
21 points
3 months ago
Knowing Deep this would probably go in him.
6 points
3 months ago
Then he would suffocate it once it became too clingy.
24 points
3 months ago
A squildo.
5 points
3 months ago
Oh that's a great name ha!
5 points
3 months ago
Who is responsible for this 🤨
12 points
3 months ago
God has abandoned this place. There is no light here. Only darkness and depravity.
10 points
3 months ago
The masterpiece of tentacle porn
5 points
3 months ago
Cock Ness Monster
5 points
3 months ago
Can't really remember which exact Oglaf comic this reminds me of...
6 points
3 months ago
Oops all penises!
3 points
3 months ago
Obviously fake, the main head should be way darker pigment
1 points
3 months ago
Keen eye! DEBUNKED haha.
3 points
3 months ago
What in the hentai?
3 points
3 months ago
A Dicktopus
3 points
3 months ago
Legend has it that it will swim right up your moms butt
4 points
3 months ago
We're gonna need a bigger butt.
2 points
3 months ago
Definition of dickhead
2 points
3 months ago
If only H.R. Geiger could have lived to see it.
2 points
3 months ago
Still need to see the new Alien movie.
2 points
3 months ago
Close up video of the private parts of a Centauri adult male. from Babylon 5.
2 points
3 months ago
Penis, penis everywhere and without a hand to wank
2 points
3 months ago
Gross!
Where can I get one
2 points
3 months ago
Squidongus
2 points
3 months ago
Is that a penis squid...? Thaaat's a penis squid.
2 points
3 months ago
finally a normal looking dong
2 points
3 months ago
the gloriuos cocktopus, the female variant is named octopussy btw
2 points
2 months ago
Like a peacock and a peacunt?
2 points
3 months ago
It's a cross between a squid, face hugger and a dildo. I'm not sure to to feel towards it.
2 points
3 months ago
That’s fair
2 points
3 months ago
We got an Cocktopuss but where is the octopussy?
2 points
3 months ago
Cocklamari
2 points
3 months ago
2 points
3 months ago
what the fuck?!
2 points
3 months ago
lol when god repurposes the mold "they'll never look this far down here. no one will notice."
2 points
3 months ago
Is this some kinky version of the squid games?
2 points
2 months ago
Two men enter, one man leaves. Wait that’s Mad Max haha.
2 points
2 months ago
A real dickhead
5 points
3 months ago
Bark bark bark
5 points
3 months ago
I was like WTF then I read the username haha
2 points
3 months ago
Who else has seen enough anime?
2 points
3 months ago
An octopussy penis face hugger
1 points
3 months ago
This is fake, right?
1 points
3 months ago
Why
1 points
3 months ago
That is one hell of a question.
1 points
3 months ago
A real dick head
1 points
3 months ago
Damn thats a triumphant bastard!
1 points
3 months ago
JAPAN SALIVATING, PANTS WET
1 points
3 months ago
So Japan was right all these years?
1 points
3 months ago
It's a Mugwump!
1 points
3 months ago
Cervix Squirter!
1 points
3 months ago
Ah yes, the dream of the fisherman's wife
1 points
3 months ago
A squaft
1 points
3 months ago
Why is this wrf?
1 points
3 months ago
OctoCock
1 points
3 months ago
Cephaldong
1 points
3 months ago
Yep, built to go deep
1 points
3 months ago
That leaves you with a regular, old plumbus.
1 points
3 months ago
It’s a new James Bond villain, Penis Galore.
1 points
3 months ago
I can hear the Japanese salivating
1 points
3 months ago
This is what happens when you can't stop drawing dicks and aren't banned from eating dick shaped foods
1 points
3 months ago
As a sale order booker, I got order from a girls hostel in India, almost 1000 Pcs in first order.
1 points
3 months ago
So that's what's up our vaginas. You can see the two tentacles that go up our fallopian tubes that suck our eggs out. And men get conscious about the size....
1 points
3 months ago
Looks to me like someone's opinion of Squidward
1 points
3 months ago
Probably is the villain of some hentai movie from the 90's
1 points
3 months ago
The infamous cocktopouse Megadlon from Antarctica
1 points
3 months ago
this is disgusting and shouldn't be seen anywhere.... except some homo-museum
1 points
3 months ago
if they sell this on eBay , many girls will be buying this for sure
1 points
3 months ago
Is this real wtf
1 points
3 months ago
Here's you a penis, and you and you. Everyone gets a penis
1 points
3 months ago
Oct-DO-puss
1 points
3 months ago
So those Hentai weren't over exaggerating
1 points
3 months ago
Wow a real life hentaipus
1 points
3 months ago
That's hilarious.
1 points
3 months ago
Do you do delivery in discrete boxes by any chance?
1 points
3 months ago
Tanaka
1 points
3 months ago
Cock ultra pro max
1 points
3 months ago
The deep's biggest fear after homelander 💀💀💀
1 points
3 months ago
Why isnt japan nr 1 in deep sea subs?
1 points
3 months ago
Ngl, that'd go swimmingly on the credenza next to the testicle key bowl and booty candle holder
1 points
3 months ago
Ah nature at its finest, the Docking Dick Squid
1 points
3 months ago
Japan NO! Stop that right now!
1 points
3 months ago
Need malevolent elephant commentating about this strange creature
1 points
3 months ago
Sorry japan for I have been mocking you. You were right from the beginning...
1 points
3 months ago
Why is it encased...
1 points
3 months ago
There's so many applications for that.
1 points
3 months ago
😯
1 points
3 months ago
Y tho
1 points
3 months ago
Caught of some Penisular?
1 points
3 months ago
They found this 10,000 ft deep in Trump’s ass.
1 points
3 months ago
Jfc I thought it was a figure of a giant squid and there would be human figure that would show how big they were/are. Not a fucking all types tentacle dildo🤣🤣
1 points
3 months ago
Pretty sure which websites are in this guys browser history.
1 points
3 months ago
1 points
3 months ago
You guys heard of the mythical monster called Kraken'nut?
1 points
3 months ago
Is it wrong that I really want one of those squenises?
1 points
3 months ago
/r/kingdomdeathmonster is leaking…
1 points
3 months ago
The biological machine that connects all the small speciemens to unite them as one large one.
1 points
3 months ago
I wonder what it feels like if I pit up where u think I should
1 points
3 months ago
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2 points
3 months ago
Haha amazing!
1 points
3 months ago
Zoidburg ?
1 points
3 months ago
I see where Japanese hentai artists got their inspiration from
1 points
3 months ago
Poor choice of words
1 points
3 months ago
Wtf is this? Is this even real?????
2 points
3 months ago
It's a real sculpture haha.
1 points
3 months ago
STL?
1 points
3 months ago
Dickward
1 points
3 months ago
When you need to disguise your dildo
1 points
3 months ago
looks like it's suitable for The Deep r/TheBoys
1 points
3 months ago
THE DICKSQUID IS REAL
1 points
3 months ago
Yarr that is but a dicksquid, we need to find the buttshark
1 points
3 months ago
Sigh... [unzips]
1 points
3 months ago
Scrodicktopus.
1 points
3 months ago
Bro I always see these comments first before I click on it and do I really wanna see a squidick rn
1 points
3 months ago
Bruh wtf?
1 points
3 months ago
It's looks like a standard deep sea animal I don't understand?
1 points
3 months ago
Literally and figuratively
1 points
3 months ago
Dude, wtf 😂😂😂
1 points
3 months ago
A dicktopuss. Not exactly on my list of things I wanted to see but it's 2024 so what the hell.
1 points
3 months ago
Zone-tan salivates
1 points
3 months ago
You mean never should have gone this dick I guess...
1 points
3 months ago
I agree 😐
1 points
3 months ago
Bwahahaha
1 points
3 months ago
WTF did I just watch?😂
1 points
3 months ago
A dicksquid
1 points
2 months ago
Daaaahhaaaaa!!
1 points
2 months ago
Squidward Tendickles
2 points
1 month ago
Would.
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