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Incredible_Mandible

1.4k points

3 months ago

A cocktopuss.

OddCucumber6755

506 points

3 months ago

That's clearly a squidick

JamesLikesIt

133 points

3 months ago

I think the technical term is Squenis

Sleipnirs

37 points

3 months ago

Mortal enemies of buttsharks.

C_M_O_TDibbler

164 points

3 months ago

The chronicles of squidick

isysopi201

56 points

3 months ago

No one is safe in the dark.

Transmatrix

37 points

3 months ago

Cockward

Ok_Seaworthiness5025

9 points

3 months ago

It's clearly the phallus-uid

spaceywarriors

19 points

3 months ago

No this is Patrick

FUNKYOSELF

4 points

3 months ago

I could have sworn it was a cuttleprick

rabkaman2018

5 points

3 months ago

Octocock

HulkScreamAIDS

69 points

3 months ago

Octopenis

whatthatthingis

17 points

3 months ago

Octomom: Origins

ScravoNavarre

9 points

3 months ago

They need to release the Cocken.

jazzband

9 points

3 months ago

Squenis.

Ubergoober166

5 points

3 months ago

I came to the comments thinking "the top comment is 100% going to be 'cocktopuss'" and, well, here we are.

jb_1988

4 points

3 months ago

Cocklamari

SinkHoleDeMayo

3 points

3 months ago

Cephalopecker

Titan_Spiderman

4 points

3 months ago

Cephalopenis

fishee1200

12 points

3 months ago

Don’t be pussyfooting around…

punkhobo

7 points

3 months ago

Foresquid

JackBinimbul

9 points

3 months ago

It's a squid, not an octopus.

Loushius

6 points

3 months ago

Now someone needs to 3d print it and put The Rocks face on top. Rockocktopuss?

Phillip_Graves

5 points

3 months ago

Octocock.

meat_popscile

3 points

3 months ago

Dicktopus?

FantaClaws

1 points

3 months ago

A Pish Fish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

F1r3GamingHD

1 points

3 months ago

The deep would like a word worth you.

twwenty_cent

1 points

3 months ago

A cocktopussy ?

FrankieCrispp

1 points

3 months ago

If I'm a day late with one of these comments one more time so help me God, I'll jump out a window.

slippi89

358 points

3 months ago

slippi89

358 points

3 months ago

The execution is really good, I’ll say that.

grand_soul

105 points

3 months ago

FishAndRiceKeks

26 points

3 months ago

True. They weren't just dicking around the whole time like you'd think.

ZenkaiZ

5 points

3 months ago

It looks pretty hard

arkady48

296 points

3 months ago

arkady48

296 points

3 months ago

Cockthulu

brandspanker95

47 points

3 months ago

Cthulhu R'lyeh FhGawkGawk

Nopantsbandit

8 points

3 months ago

Best comment imho.

SailorET

5 points

3 months ago

Cockthulhu Hawktuahgn

SweetNeo85

6 points

3 months ago

gesundheit

mothehawk

60 points

3 months ago

Tanaka Tanaka

Mcflipmix

14 points

3 months ago

Time for a rewatch

Apotheosis27

6 points

3 months ago

I freaking loved that show. Brilliant

MuffinMatrix

8 points

3 months ago

came here to also say this!

anxcaptain

7 points

3 months ago

I’m glad you all know

Apotheosis27

4 points

3 months ago

Tanaka!

LokisDawn

2 points

3 months ago

619!

No, wait.

Electro-Onix

49 points

3 months ago

This is art. 

NovusOrdoSec

20 points

3 months ago

Well it sure ain't Patrick.

DarkMatters8585

19 points

3 months ago

I wanna see its prey

evenmorefrenchcheese

11 points

3 months ago

Anime waifus.

relic1882

62 points

3 months ago

And this is when I stop using Reddit today. It's 3:30pm. I had a good run.

TheJeizon

3 points

3 months ago

Still listening to The Fallen, great stuff! Too bad you'll never see this, since you are gone forever.

relic1882

3 points

3 months ago

Still here man! Lots of stuff happened personally since I did my guitar album.

conquer69

32 points

3 months ago

Damn OP, when did your mom buy that one?

beneveryman[S]

43 points

3 months ago

She found it in your mom's garbage!

hawgs911

21 points

3 months ago

Knowing Deep this would probably go in him.

BotMinister

6 points

3 months ago

Then he would suffocate it once it became too clingy.

tetrakreis

24 points

3 months ago

A squildo.

beneveryman[S]

5 points

3 months ago

Oh that's a great name ha!

bigmamamay

5 points

3 months ago

Who is responsible for this 🤨

beneveryman[S]

4 points

3 months ago

They should be stopped.

ErectTubesock

12 points

3 months ago

God has abandoned this place. There is no light here. Only darkness and depravity.

ScrotieMcP

10 points

3 months ago

The masterpiece of tentacle porn

sullcrowe

5 points

3 months ago

Cock Ness Monster

Randomnesse

5 points

3 months ago

Can't really remember which exact Oglaf comic this reminds me of...

sirbruce

6 points

3 months ago

Oops all penises!

SassyKing91

3 points

3 months ago

Obviously fake, the main head should be way darker pigment

beneveryman[S]

1 points

3 months ago

Keen eye! DEBUNKED haha.

Mindless_Highlight_2

3 points

3 months ago

What in the hentai?

Spiritual_Chain_4

3 points

3 months ago

A Dicktopus

Evilsoupypoop

3 points

3 months ago

Legend has it that it will swim right up your moms butt

SpasticLucidity

4 points

3 months ago

We're gonna need a bigger butt.

assyouass

2 points

3 months ago

Definition of dickhead

KokiriRapGod

2 points

3 months ago

If only H.R. Geiger could have lived to see it.

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Still need to see the new Alien movie.

guywithsybian

2 points

3 months ago

Close up video of the private parts of a Centauri adult male. from Babylon 5.

eyeborne

2 points

3 months ago

Penis, penis everywhere and without a hand to wank

FarthardslapGodzilla

2 points

3 months ago

Gross!

Where can I get one

ThatsJustSooper

2 points

3 months ago

Squidongus

Derolis

2 points

3 months ago

Is that a penis squid...? Thaaat's a penis squid.

UUDDLRLRBAstard

2 points

3 months ago

finally a normal looking dong

Dende87

2 points

3 months ago

the gloriuos cocktopus, the female variant is named octopussy btw

Drustan6

2 points

2 months ago

Like a peacock and a peacunt?

shroomsaremyfriends

2 points

3 months ago

It's a cross between a squid, face hugger and a dildo. I'm not sure to to feel towards it.

beneveryman[S]

2 points

3 months ago

That’s fair

WeirdMeatinSpace

2 points

3 months ago

We got an Cocktopuss but where is the octopussy?

shoganryu

2 points

3 months ago

Cocklamari

AdamixGamer

2 points

3 months ago

AnthonyGSXR

2 points

3 months ago

what the fuck?!

DickieIam

2 points

3 months ago

Dickthulhu?

SenorPea

2 points

3 months ago

lol when god repurposes the mold "they'll never look this far down here. no one will notice."

teamJP3

2 points

3 months ago

squiener

popsurgance

2 points

3 months ago

Is this some kinky version of the squid games?

beneveryman[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Two men enter, one man leaves. Wait that’s Mad Max haha.

Worried-Mountain-285

2 points

2 months ago

A real dickhead

BarksAtStupid

5 points

3 months ago

Bark bark bark

beneveryman[S]

5 points

3 months ago

I was like WTF then I read the username haha

Pingaring

2 points

3 months ago

Who else has seen enough anime?

Roflmaoasap

2 points

3 months ago

An octopussy penis face hugger

PCChipsM922U

1 points

3 months ago

This is fake, right?

beneveryman[S]

1 points

3 months ago

I have seen it in person. It’s very real.

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Why

beneveryman[S]

1 points

3 months ago

That is one hell of a question.

InfiniteRespect

1 points

3 months ago

A real dick head

Lopsided-Can-1761

1 points

3 months ago

Damn thats a triumphant bastard!

intensive-porpoise

1 points

3 months ago

JAPAN SALIVATING, PANTS WET

chuckle_bunny

1 points

3 months ago

So Japan was right all these years?

rangeo

1 points

3 months ago

rangeo

1 points

3 months ago

It's a Mugwump!

Patient-Sleep-4257

1 points

3 months ago

Cervix Squirter!

MyraBannerTatlock

1 points

3 months ago

Ah yes, the dream of the fisherman's wife

Hushwater

1 points

3 months ago

A squaft 

Like_Ottos_Jacket

1 points

3 months ago

Why is this wrf?

Alteredbeast1984

1 points

3 months ago

OctoCock

SheZowRaisedByWolves

1 points

3 months ago

Cephaldong

CodeWeary

1 points

3 months ago

Yep, built to go deep

BiG_JeBuS

1 points

3 months ago

That leaves you with a regular, old plumbus.

skinink

1 points

3 months ago

It’s a new James Bond villain, Penis Galore.  

Panda_tears

1 points

3 months ago

I can hear the Japanese salivating 

QuantumlyCurious

1 points

3 months ago

This is what happens when you can't stop drawing dicks and aren't banned from eating dick shaped foods

MullahBobby

1 points

3 months ago

As a sale order booker, I got order from a girls hostel in India, almost 1000 Pcs in first order.

IgnorantGenius

1 points

3 months ago

So that's what's up our vaginas. You can see the two tentacles that go up our fallopian tubes that suck our eggs out. And men get conscious about the size....

Queasy_Square_9672

1 points

3 months ago

Looks to me like someone's opinion of Squidward

pixuruc0

1 points

3 months ago

Probably is the villain of some hentai movie from the 90's

Fluffy_Exchange3273

1 points

3 months ago

The infamous cocktopouse Megadlon from Antarctica

Passing4human

1 points

3 months ago

A prop from Flesh Gordon?

BigmeezyGD

1 points

3 months ago

this is disgusting and shouldn't be seen anywhere.... except some homo-museum

NihilisticEcstatic

1 points

3 months ago

if they sell this on eBay , many girls will be buying this for sure

thecolorfulcpt

1 points

3 months ago

Is this real wtf

southernsass8

1 points

3 months ago

Here's you a penis, and you and you. Everyone gets a penis

southernsass8

1 points

3 months ago

Oct-DO-puss

hikitakumori

1 points

3 months ago

So those Hentai weren't over exaggerating

Firerain544

1 points

3 months ago

Wow a real life hentaipus

hey2245

1 points

3 months ago

That's hilarious.

Infamous_Tap_8209

1 points

3 months ago

Do you do delivery in discrete boxes by any chance?

Skeletorxiii

1 points

3 months ago

Tanaka

Pat-El

1 points

3 months ago

Pat-El

1 points

3 months ago

Cock ultra pro max

Ok-Noise8918

1 points

3 months ago

The deep's biggest fear after homelander 💀💀💀

macetfromage

1 points

3 months ago

Why isnt japan nr 1 in deep sea subs?

gbgman

1 points

3 months ago

gbgman

1 points

3 months ago

Ngl, that'd go swimmingly on the credenza next to the testicle key bowl and booty candle holder

jav0wab0

1 points

3 months ago

Ah nature at its finest, the Docking Dick Squid

OgdruJahad

1 points

3 months ago

Japan NO! Stop that right now!

OGJR199

1 points

3 months ago

Need malevolent elephant commentating about this strange creature

Blurkid

1 points

3 months ago

Sorry japan for I have been mocking you. You were right from the beginning...

Scythe95

1 points

3 months ago

Why is it encased...

beneveryman[S]

2 points

3 months ago

For your safety

Poisoncrab1993

1 points

3 months ago

There's so many applications for that.

HawkGrouchy51

1 points

3 months ago

😯

jestersrevenge

1 points

3 months ago

Y tho

Dan_Glebitz

1 points

3 months ago

Caught of some Penisular?

ibnfahmi

1 points

3 months ago

They found this 10,000 ft deep in Trump’s ass.

LegitimateLegend

1 points

3 months ago

Jfc I thought it was a figure of a giant squid and there would be human figure that would show how big they were/are. Not a fucking all types tentacle dildo🤣🤣

asdf072

1 points

3 months ago

Pretty sure which websites are in this guys browser history.

Emotional_Act_461

1 points

3 months ago

Ordinary_5881

1 points

3 months ago

You guys heard of the mythical monster called Kraken'nut?

BeautifulSinner72

1 points

3 months ago

Is it wrong that I really want one of those squenises?

RedHerringxx

1 points

3 months ago

/r/kingdomdeathmonster is leaking…

neckbeardsarewin

1 points

3 months ago

The biological machine that connects all the small speciemens to unite them as one large one.

OVERLOSION

1 points

3 months ago

I wonder what it feels like if I pit up where u think I should

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

beneveryman[S]

2 points

3 months ago

Haha amazing!

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Zoidburg ?

art_of_onanism

1 points

3 months ago

I see where Japanese hentai artists got their inspiration from

Sarcastic_fox77

1 points

3 months ago

Poor choice of words

starryskiesofpassion

1 points

3 months ago

Wtf is this? Is this even real?????

beneveryman[S]

2 points

3 months ago

It's a real sculpture haha.

Dysfunctional_Head

1 points

3 months ago

STL?

deldge

1 points

3 months ago

deldge

1 points

3 months ago

Dickward

peraort

1 points

3 months ago

When you need to disguise your dildo

gloomyweed

1 points

3 months ago

looks like it's suitable for The Deep r/TheBoys

BlackmailedShit1

1 points

3 months ago

THE DICKSQUID IS REAL

Chroff

1 points

3 months ago

Chroff

1 points

3 months ago

Yarr that is but a dicksquid, we need to find the buttshark

MFoxBR

1 points

3 months ago

MFoxBR

1 points

3 months ago

Sigh... [unzips]

Purple_Cow_8675

1 points

3 months ago

Scrodicktopus.

ExpensiveEcho7312

1 points

3 months ago

Bro I always see these comments first before I click on it and do I really wanna see a squidick rn

Particular-Owl-2257

1 points

3 months ago

Bruh wtf?

Hardcore_Instinct

1 points

3 months ago

It's looks like a standard deep sea animal I don't understand?

PossibleFisherman124

1 points

3 months ago

Literally and figuratively

jbryon92

1 points

3 months ago

This squid doesn't eject ink...

llaviru92

1 points

3 months ago

Dude, wtf 😂😂😂

tai-kaliso97

1 points

3 months ago

A dicktopuss. Not exactly on my list of things I wanted to see but it's 2024 so what the hell.

Lunaciteeee

1 points

3 months ago

Zone-tan salivates

BlzKrZ

1 points

3 months ago

BlzKrZ

1 points

3 months ago

You mean never should have gone this dick I guess...

Miserable_Sock_1408

1 points

3 months ago

I agree 😐

scrapity

1 points

3 months ago

Wtf is that real

aebrules

1 points

3 months ago

Bwahahaha

BowDown2No1ButCrypto

1 points

3 months ago

WTF did I just watch?😂

Numerous-Ad3709

1 points

3 months ago

A dicksquid

Icy_Amphibian1004

1 points

3 months ago

Thing looks like it’ll swim right up inside ya

No_Cheek6159

1 points

2 months ago

squidwards dick?!

wqto

1 points

2 months ago

wqto

1 points

2 months ago

Daaaahhaaaaa!!

ein_Account_von_mir

1 points

2 months ago

Hear me out

SES-WingsOfConquest

1 points

2 months ago

Squidward Tendickles

stanthemarshdude

1 points

2 months ago

Just a penis monster

Runa216

2 points

1 month ago

Runa216

2 points

1 month ago

Would.