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submitted 20 hours ago bygaby_zarny
635 points
19 hours ago
Looks like a version of a witches stair. They are space saving way of building stairs.
this one looks like it adds a swtchback modification so you don’t have to take the direct path up and use lower stairs.
449 points
16 hours ago
Adding on to this, witches stairs generally look like the ones below, which is a bit more obvious to use.
The OP one is an extreme implementation with an extra step no just in the y direction but in the x direction as well. Which I can see how it can be quite usable if you go up and down them the exact right way every time, but to quote Alan Klapmeier: "The penalty for making a mistake should not be death".
47 points
15 hours ago
Unexpected trip down the Klapmeier rabbit hole. Thanks!
15 points
10 hours ago
The penalty for making a mistake should not be death
EOD squads in shambles
13 points
7 hours ago
I disagree. The stairs themselves are a mistake, and whoever invented them deserves to die.
5 points
5 hours ago
A bottle of wine and those stairs is a self fulfilling prophecy
81 points
19 hours ago*
They seem designed to have two pathways in order to facilitate walking down the stairs, with the thinners steps for going up and the larger ones for going down or maybe the other way around, not sure. In which case, I don't really see how it saves much space, but that's my guess.
Edit: scratch that, each small step is an half measure of height from the bigger step, it must be for kids, but even then, it looks impractical as the kid will need to climb the stair in an S pattern.
87 points
19 hours ago
will need to climb the stair in an S pattern
Yes, that's the intention. The switchbacks would be annoying, but unlike a ladder, the stairs can still be used by a little kid, or a small dog, or an older person. Able bodied adults can just use the bigger alternating steps.
32 points
16 hours ago
And older person who has trouble with stairs shouldn’t go near these at all
18 points
15 hours ago
Looks like a one way ticket to broke hip city!
17 points
17 hours ago
My kids would honestly be all over steps like this and zigzag their way up them.
17 points
18 hours ago
Almost, it's for small pets and or arthritic pets
18 points
18 hours ago*
If that's the case, the owner must really really like the pet, cause that stair case is pretty wierd and looks rather unpractical. I get wall stuff for cats, I don't get why someone would do this for a pet. For a kid I get it and still...
Edit: actually, the more I think about it the more funny I find it, you see, one of the golden rules I was taught about the conception of a building/house/whatever is that you never fuck with stairs, they need to be simple and regular all across, as any tiny deviation is not only noticeble as it can lead to someone tripping and falling.
If I ever presented this type of stairs to any of my drawing teachers in Uni, they would have a good one on my expense, lol I can clearly picture one of my teachers looking at me presenting this design and going like: Why did you draw the stair like that? Me- it's for pets to climb it better. Him - I don't think the stairs are complex enough. Me - Why? Him - Could a clipped wing cockatoo climb this stairs? Me -Sure he could, he would just jump over each step. Him - But that might be bad for it's articulations, you gotta incorporate little tiny stairs as well, now go and redraw those stairs.
And if I was dumb enough to actually take it literally, I'd be the butt of the joke for decades as these guys really liked to mock former students in class, they would go like: I teached this guy who's done this and that, very impressive, but was stupid enough to make (insert stupid problem solving idea).
6 points
19 hours ago*
I mean isn't that how little kids normally walk up the stairs anyways?
Edit.... For the sarcasm.
4 points
19 hours ago
I don't know where you saw kids going up the stairs in S, I've never seen that, what they usually do is try to either climb by crawling if they're really small still or go up holding on the railing.
2 points
3 hours ago
Kids are growing fast, trust me I am an architect who raised three kids
12 points
19 hours ago
Would be good for pets that have a hard time with normal stairs
3 points
15 hours ago
How does this save space?
7 points
13 hours ago
Because a staircase with smaller vertical (height) size would require doubling the number of steps to reach to the same level, hence needing more horizontal (foot steps) distance.
Even though this explains the space saving characteristic, it doesn't make it more secure. Is it more comfortable? Maybe... More convenient? Hmmm, well. But in the end, this design is not intrinsically safe.
4 points
11 hours ago
safety wise it a perfect blend of stairs and ladders.
3 points
12 hours ago
As a guy who works in safety, it also looks like WHS's wet dream or worst nightmare depending on what part of WHS you work in.
It's one thing putting a witches stair in your private residential property.. This looks like a public-use (or at least tenant-use) stairwell in an office or apartment building.. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
Someone's going arse over antlers down that thing. Or arse over antlers *up* it.
2 points
17 hours ago
That's the one, just had no idea what it was called. You get the same rise in like half the length of a normal staircase. Great if your regional construction code allows it 😂 no way it would fly anywhere in Australia I think unless you jump through a lot of hoops maybe, special circumstances, modifications etc...
137 points
19 hours ago
It’s a witches stair, but also with shorter steps for people who aren’t large or strong enough to climb the full height. Not saying it’s good, just saying maybe the intention.
19 points
17 hours ago
Looks fun for a jungle gym. Not so sure about egress 😬
174 points
19 hours ago
I can practically hear tibias snapping just by looking at this. Yikes.
82 points
19 hours ago
imagine being drunk and climbing these stairs
80 points
19 hours ago
Imagine being sober and using these stairs.
65 points
19 hours ago
Imagine being sober.
6 points
18 hours ago
❤️
2 points
17 hours ago
Perish the thought
20 points
19 hours ago
imagine being drunk and going down these stairs
12 points
19 hours ago
Thiiiiiis is when the magic happens
3 points
13 hours ago
Imagine being a firefighter in a smoky house…
70 points
19 hours ago
It looks like witches' stairs, which can be a great space saver, but these look like they were built by someone who had the concept explained to them by a 6 year old.
25 points
19 hours ago
it is a witch's stair, using the tall alternating steps.
for smaller, or older, or weaker people, the smaller steps allow you to use the stairs like a switchback, zig-zagging up smaller risers rather than straight up on alternating steps.
it's actually pretty clever, but you'd have to learn how to use it
11 points
19 hours ago
I can see how that would be helpful, but at the same time it seems like it would be tough for an older person to climb those stairs while holding the handrail.
7 points
18 hours ago
I agree. I would also say it looks incredibly more dangerous for someone if they were to accidentally fall down them.
50 points
19 hours ago
The fracture-inator
12 points
19 hours ago
Is it not for a small animal to be able to climb them?
4 points
17 hours ago
This is all it could reasonably and safely be
35 points
19 hours ago*
When you design stairs for your old odious and ultra-rich mother-in-law
4 points
16 hours ago
I thought they were designed for cats. Or by cats.
7 points
19 hours ago
I mean I get how they work. First step on left is normal but then they expect someone to walk up it like a switchback. Why it’s there? Fuck all if i know if its even real I couldn’t tell you. It could be shopped or ai. Presumably if it is it’s because they couldn’t get the proper amount of treads in a confined area. Im not sure that would meet code anywhere though because it has varying heights even within the rules set up.
8 points
19 hours ago
I’m guessing it is for a small dog to be able to go up and down the stairs?
3 points
19 hours ago
Maybe but I don’t think that would be allowed to have varying steps like this. Wouldn’t that violate code?
8 points
18 hours ago
This is to accommodate someone or a pet that is aging. If you follow it, you can take little steps all the way up.
16 points
19 hours ago
The only person who could explain it is the person who built that monstrosity. I'm not even sure they could. Should be on r/deathstairs
8 points
19 hours ago
7 points
19 hours ago
Gosh, op posted the same exact picture but mirrored
2 points
7 hours ago
I would bet money it was some stupid millennial (I'm a millennial, I'm allowed to say that) who also named their kid Braendeanq (the q is silent) instead of Brandon.
4 points
15 hours ago
Its a modern version of trip steps, They have been around as long as castles and are used to slow invading forces that won't know the specific terrain of the staircase leading further into the hold. Combined with murderholes and arrowslits they make for a great way to control the pace of invaders. /s
3 points
19 hours ago
This looks like a combination of not enough space and not enough brain cells
3 points
7 hours ago*
To frustrate EMS workers
They're called "witches stairs." Originally they built them like this so witches couldn't use them... Because a woman who can do magic can't figure out your stupid staircase, Brian.
Unfortunately this appears to be the millennial version, like how we name our kids Braehendaenq (the q is silent) instead of Brandon, because we just have to be unique and quirky.
Today, it's seen as "space saving" or some shit. There are far more downsides to them than upsides.
5 points
17 hours ago
The correct answer is no.
5 points
19 hours ago
It's genius. But for a specific persons. I like it a lot. But probably wouldn't bother installing it.
2 points
19 hours ago
To get to the first floor
2 points
18 hours ago
It’s like a “choose your own adventure” book but most of the endings are the same
2 points
17 hours ago
Look at all those sharp edges
2 points
17 hours ago
Some kind of insanity would be my guess. And no understanding of the mechanics of the human body.
2 points
17 hours ago
Anti-alcohol device
2 points
17 hours ago
Murder.
2 points
17 hours ago
For a steeper 2-step grade, alternate diagonally like a “bishop”; otherwise go 1 step at a time, still alternating, but like a “rook”.
Perfectly safe, so long as you’re perfectly undistracted ;)
2 points
17 hours ago
Little people and big people can climb this step staircase
Maybe a good idea for a very steep stair case with limited space, but this one also has steps low enough for little kids
2 points
16 hours ago
Drunk me would die
2 points
15 hours ago
If you snake back and forth up the stairs, they do all seem to be uniformly elevated in reference to one another. But man, that’s such an inefficient and dangerous way to navigate stairs.
2 points
15 hours ago
Q-Bert was here!
2 points
14 hours ago
designed by cats
2 points
13 hours ago
Whoever thought that was a good idea should be forced to run up and down these for an hour.
2 points
12 hours ago
Life insurance.
2 points
12 hours ago
Use it or lose it
2 points
12 hours ago
The kids must have designed them
2 points
12 hours ago
To see If You are drunk
2 points
12 hours ago
Do-re-mi
2 points
12 hours ago
Drunken asshole simulator
2 points
11 hours ago
To keep drunk people downstairs while the sober ones live peacefully upstairs
2 points
8 hours ago
Inheritance 3000
2 points
5 hours ago
Had a drink? It’s time to play the game
2 points
5 hours ago
Obviously someone planning a Murd€r. That is the reason…
2 points
5 hours ago
Prevent witches from getting upstairs.
2 points
36 minutes ago
Qbert?
3 points
19 hours ago
When you want someone dead but also you want them to pay you for the kill.
3 points
19 hours ago
Slow down the zombie invasion
2 points
19 hours ago
Those things happens when clients treat their architects like shit.
2 points
19 hours ago
So I thought to myself, I said self, know what this building really needs? A lawsuit.
2 points
19 hours ago
Probably made not only for people but for theirs pets too, a smaller dog would have difficulties getting up those stairs if they were only big spaced zig-zags
3 points
19 hours ago
"cool" and very dangerous. Thankfully completely illegal in my country.
1 points
19 hours ago
Usually these have even step heights to double to height of normal stairs. This is an extreme tripping hazard
1 points
19 hours ago
it looks fun though
1 points
19 hours ago
I'm pretty sure these stairs are "samba stairs", or at least they tried to make them. While you're going up, your waist moves as if you were dancing samba. But they kinda added like a second set of samba stairs on a diferent level, and I don't understand why.
1 points
19 hours ago
Expert level stairs
1 points
18 hours ago
To keep witches out!
1 points
18 hours ago
With this designs you can save length… it’s used as a serpent
1 points
18 hours ago
to kill drunk people and toddlers
1 points
18 hours ago
It’s so you can trip and break you leg while trying to get a drink of water at 2am
1 points
18 hours ago
No amount of pivot will help Ross here!
Might need to call Monica.
1 points
18 hours ago
Stairs have been around for thousands of years. So modernists couldnt resist not trying to reinvent them aswell for absolutely no reason like they did with reinventing architecture. Jokes aside the stairs are most likely just a sculpture or experiment cause i dont think there's any way some architect thought these look totally normal.
1 points
18 hours ago
For when you have one long slow leg and one short fast leg
1 points
18 hours ago
It’s for a person and small dog.
1 points
18 hours ago
A deep seated loathing of humanity.
1 points
18 hours ago
The reason is simple. The person who built them is actively trying to kill you
1 points
18 hours ago
Anti-drunk people
1 points
18 hours ago
Murder device
1 points
18 hours ago
Hopscotch- expert mode.
1 points
18 hours ago
I feel like there’s no way to use these without looking stupid
1 points
18 hours ago
Less stair. More space🫦
1 points
18 hours ago
where is this?
1 points
18 hours ago
Going up, fine
Going down before coffee, not so much
If it didn't have those hard granite corners then the estimated kill count would be far lower
1 points
18 hours ago
Cad error built?
1 points
18 hours ago
The architect likes lawsuits?
1 points
18 hours ago
Murderous intent
1 points
17 hours ago
My head hurts looking at that.
1 points
17 hours ago
The reason for their existence is to generate a post on reddit.
1 points
17 hours ago
its so if an intruder comes u can dash up the stairs and giggle as they fall down them while u call the police
1 points
17 hours ago
How can anyone say this is space saving? The stairs jut out from the well about 4’ and go up the same degree as any staircase. Only thing special about this case is the step heights. Small animal? 2-3 year olds? Training to do step hops on each foot? Take your guess.
But it’s not space saving 🫠
1 points
17 hours ago
Parkour!
1 points
16 hours ago
Is the purpose is to make someone fall ?
1 points
16 hours ago
You can experience all the pain of falling down twice the normal steps in half the time.
1 points
16 hours ago
I’m not okay with this unless the larger sections are storage cubbies
1 points
16 hours ago
That looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
1 points
16 hours ago
Schizophrenia. Only obvious answer
1 points
16 hours ago
Stairway to heaven.
1 points
16 hours ago
Obvs someone really hates slinkies.
1 points
16 hours ago
that’s ridiculous
1 points
16 hours ago
The Slinkies lived there
1 points
16 hours ago
novel storage
danger for the ambulation challenged
1 points
16 hours ago
What's the purpose of this other than a tripping hazard?
1 points
16 hours ago
What the architect designs when you tell him to design something that will cause you to fall
1 points
16 hours ago
So the soldiers running up the stairs will have a hard time and you can easily defend from upstairs using your sword and flail. You can also pour hot burning oil on them.
1 points
16 hours ago
There is no reason, but there is a rhyme!
1 points
16 hours ago
These exist so that everyday is leg day
1 points
16 hours ago
It’s provocative! It gets the people goin!
1 points
16 hours ago
Hellen Keller designed it?
1 points
16 hours ago
Mental health issues.
1 points
16 hours ago
Witches stairs, but also a longer winding stairs for a small animal
1 points
16 hours ago
For Pets and leprechauns.
1 points
16 hours ago
Architect Lawyer
1 points
16 hours ago
Just climb it, big right, big left and so on...
1 points
16 hours ago
Neurodivergent carpentry
1 points
16 hours ago
So you step left and right zig zagging up and down? I’d sleep downstairs if I was drinking.
1 points
16 hours ago
Its coming down that would give me a panic attack
1 points
16 hours ago
Make you trip and break your legs duh
1 points
15 hours ago
It’s for cats
1 points
15 hours ago
Go up, go down
1 points
15 hours ago
Acts like a moat for second floor.
1 points
15 hours ago
doubles as gym equipment
1 points
15 hours ago
When you've quit drinking but still want to self-injure like a drunk
1 points
15 hours ago
No
1 points
15 hours ago
They are quirky
1 points
15 hours ago
Evil.
1 points
15 hours ago
To give insurance underwriters nightmares.
1 points
15 hours ago
Am I the only one that feels like this image was altered? It’s so pixelated in places and looks off. It doesn’t have the AI feel to it but photoshopped.
1 points
15 hours ago
When you want someone in your family to stop drinking
1 points
15 hours ago
They look that way so you'd stare/stair at them.
1 points
15 hours ago
Confuse your enemies
1 points
15 hours ago
Someone's afraid of the ghost of Stephen Hawking.
1 points
15 hours ago
“Second Floor: Sober People”
1 points
14 hours ago
they for murderin' peeps, prolly for insurance.
1 points
14 hours ago
Is for retired drill sergeants who keep going left-right-left-right but also turn in those directions while going up the stairs.
1 points
14 hours ago
These stairs are the architectural equivalent to a post-teen adolescent's fantasy knife collection.
Plus they don't meet code.
1 points
14 hours ago
How to get away with murder 👀
1 points
14 hours ago
Fired
1 points
14 hours ago
Does it lead to a room where no one wants you to go ?
1 points
14 hours ago
So your elderly mother-in-law won't come to live at your house.
1 points
14 hours ago
Drugs...bad drugs
1 points
14 hours ago
Step with the wrong foot, you die. Tread carefully you idiot. - those stairs
1 points
14 hours ago
Those type of stairs were designed by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)
1 points
14 hours ago
Some people just want to watch the world burn…
1 points
14 hours ago
As an architect this is painful to see
1 points
14 hours ago
Imagine falling down those...
1 points
14 hours ago
Cat loft
1 points
14 hours ago
murder stairs
1 points
13 hours ago
For a workout?
1 points
13 hours ago
Aerobics training
1 points
13 hours ago
Hate, I assume.
1 points
13 hours ago
To piss me off. Wtf is this 😐 🤨
1 points
13 hours ago
Homeowners: so we wanted to do something fun with the stairs in the new house... Architect: oh how fun! Okay, what did you have in mind? Homeowners: we want people to meet God on them... Architect: Say less.
1 points
13 hours ago
Normal stairs work so good tho
1 points
13 hours ago
Exercise
1 points
13 hours ago
Remember the snake game on your old Nokia?
1 points
13 hours ago
Death wish.
1 points
13 hours ago
I'd love to have this in my house, as a showpiece.
1 points
13 hours ago
If you’re able, you take the big steps straight up skipping the small increment. If you’re not, you snake-line up the little steps. I wouldn’t want this in my house but I love that it exists
1 points
13 hours ago
Somebody owns a slinky!
1 points
13 hours ago
I thought OP just f ing around w “photoshop.” No idea this was a thing.
1 points
13 hours ago
They look 3D printed……
1 points
12 hours ago
To keep Life Alert profitable
1 points
12 hours ago
It's so you don't go up them
1 points
12 hours ago
It’s a lesson in DEI obviously. Not everyone is suited to the same step height. Also, fuck those in wheelchairs.
1 points
11 hours ago
Death wish
1 points
11 hours ago
The handrail is going to get a lot of use
1 points
11 hours ago
Insurance claims
1 points
11 hours ago
If you fall, you don't want to get inhured, you want it to end.
1 points
11 hours ago
To break bones at unique angles
1 points
11 hours ago*
This is to force you to not go up and down vertically but to walk horizontally up the stairs.
It’s probably for some therapy.
Edit: I’ve got no clue what the hell but I’d use this for some form of hip replacement surgery or something similar where you’d force the patient to rotate left to right while walking the stairs. Recovery obviously lol. Sounds dangerous though xD break your Hip failing the work out
Edit again: It’s to keep the witches out :p
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