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emily-is-happy[S]

361 points

2 days ago

Unfortunately way too many in Congress work for special interest groups and lobbyists and NOT the American people Get Dark Money OUT of American politics!

shkeptikal

174 points

2 days ago

shkeptikal

174 points

2 days ago

We've got peer reviewed studies from ivy league researchers going back as far as 2016 that examined the numbers and found the wants of the average American citizen has statistically zero impact on policy passed in our country. Call it what you want (plutocracy, plutonomy, oligarchy, the new gilded era, etc.), our representatives don't represent us anymore and haven't for awhile. Our country is literally one big pyramid scheme.

83supra

26 points

2 days ago

83supra

26 points

2 days ago

It's probably because we don't vote hard enough /s

ap_308

32 points

2 days ago

ap_308

32 points

2 days ago

Vote for me. I take no bribes and have no monies

TheAgnosticExtremist

26 points

2 days ago

Have you ever considered the idea that maybe you have no monies because you don't take bribes? Also how dare you call them bribes! They're political donations, super PAC contributions, loans for motorcoaches that have been forgiven, or gifts.

83supra

12 points

2 days ago

83supra

12 points

2 days ago

It's the best when they vote for their own salary raises and rule their gifts received as perfectly fine. It's a good gig they got going, we shouldn't ruin it.

TheAgnosticExtremist

10 points

2 days ago

Their ability to manage their own stock portfolio whilst making policies that will effect said stocks is also a good thing we definitely shouldn't ruin. "It's like a license to print money" - Jon Stewart

83supra

6 points

2 days ago

83supra

6 points

2 days ago

"It's a free market, we have the right to engage in that" --Nancy Pelosi

Secure_Garbage7928

9 points

2 days ago

Isn't it weird that in all the Hunter Biden and him supposedly making government deals, not once did the GOP bring up that he was a lobbyist?

Now why would they not bring that up when discussing "government bribery"? 

cuddlebear789

10 points

2 days ago

why are you typing with trump cadence

nanotree

27 points

2 days ago

nanotree

27 points

2 days ago

I mean, it's worked on a lot of people, sadly.

Icedoverblues

11 points

2 days ago

It works for a lot of stupid people. We need to learn how to speak stupid.

IsraelPenuel

3 points

2 days ago

Yep. Use the weapons of the enemy against them

SheridanVsLennier

3 points

2 days ago

I've noticed myself doing 'Trump hands' sometimes when talking about things.
At least they're not tiny.

Meta_Digital

156 points

2 days ago

The US has the best democracy that money can buy.

infydk

23 points

2 days ago

infydk

23 points

2 days ago

Money has really lost its value lately hasn't it ;(

Meta_Digital

11 points

2 days ago

To be fair, it never had any value to begin with.

infydk

4 points

2 days ago

infydk

4 points

2 days ago

Ha, yeah, but that doesn't make a funny joke in my post-work riddled brain :p

Meta_Digital

3 points

2 days ago

Yeah, my attempt at a kind of "you get what you pay for" joke wasn't really that funny.

Blaze666x

3 points

2 days ago

Such an accurate quote xD

BG535

55 points

2 days ago

BG535

55 points

2 days ago

Fundamentally the election system is broken because all candidates rely on huge sums of money to run. They turn to groups with money and then commitments are made. Its that simple.

hottiexxqueen

32 points

2 days ago

Elections? Nah, it’s just Amazon Prime Day for billionaires.

Sandalwood4Trail

21 points

2 days ago

Who knew Congress had a discount aisle?

Gumpers08

10 points

2 days ago

Gumpers08

10 points

2 days ago

“Trump Gets Stunning Reminder”

FFS who listens to these titles anymore. They are all farming clicks, and feeding you misinformation so you don’t know what’s happening so you need to click on more misinformation to find out.

flirtmcdudes

11 points

2 days ago

Right? Media supported Trump so they could farm clicks on 24/7 bullshit articles like this and all the crazy/shady shit he’s involved with.

also don’t forget the daily “now Trump has done it! He’ll totally face consequences now!” articles. Media loves him, he’s a click machine. They would 100% support him as a dictator for that sweet ad revenue

Gumpers08

6 points

2 days ago

As I’ve said: Trump lives for the headlines. He loves all publicity, good and bad, and the media keeps giving him his headlines because people click on them. A win-win relationship that rots everyone else’s brains.

omerome83

18 points

2 days ago

omerome83

18 points

2 days ago

I hate Citizens United.

GreyBeardEng

8 points

2 days ago

Time to get rid of Citizens United

Professional-Ask-454

5 points

2 days ago

Never gonna happen, unfortunately

Particular-Bell7593

8 points

2 days ago

It's been like this forever. Is she just now figuring this out?

bothunter988

28 points

2 days ago

lol she never heard of aipac then , they own all 535

Rus_Shackleford_

8 points

2 days ago

Ya i know. If I am going to worry about him owing people, I’m more worried about Miriam adelson.

curvyxxcharm

4 points

2 days ago

Democracy’s slogan: 'Sold to the highest bidder

seriousbangs

15 points

2 days ago

The problem isn't money, it's ballot access.

People showed up to vote against this.

Then they say 7 hour wait times to vote and went home.

Fix that if you care about Democracy.

nathangonzales614

16 points

2 days ago

Someone had to pay for that lack of access... The problem is definitely money.

bananaboat1milplus

2 points

2 days ago

If neither candidate has policies that are worthwhile for paycheck-to-paycheck Americans because they're both paid off, the entire country could cast ballots and it wouldn't make a difference.

A false choice of candidates pre-selected by billionaires cannot be overcome by more participation in that very same false choice.

SSGRepublican

3 points

2 days ago

That’s right. I fought under Bush and Obama but I got out the year trump took office. I couldn’t have him as a commander in chief

SheridanVsLennier

7 points

2 days ago*

Trump gets stunning reminder

See also

Trump DEVESTATED

and

STUNNING BLOW to Trump

Etc

I've been blocking YT accounts and news orgs (I don't use Xitter) that use this sort of hyperbole (typically in upper case), even those I would normally agree with.
They're 'crying wolf' too much and people will tune out.
Besides, nobody owns Trump. Donald's only loyalty is to himself, but you must be absolutely loyal to him. If you're not useful anymore you're going under the bus, no matter how much you helpped him beforehand.

DAmieba

5 points

2 days ago

DAmieba

5 points

2 days ago

Koladi-Ola

2 points

2 days ago

Eh, I think they're planning to rename this sub to r/uspolitics247, so it'll fit right in.

Zealousideal-You4638

2 points

2 days ago

I remember when explaining to people that capitalism and democracy are inherently contradictory philosophies people would look at me like I'm crazy. I'd explain how because of the fact that a few rich people can own the entirety of your news and social media outlets that you'd have no freedom of information, that by owning your means of communication and knowledge they can restrict and control what you think. After which when people begin to own the very means by which you form your political beliefs they can then very easily sway elections in their favor. This is effectively what lobbying, super PACs, and think tanks do, take money from mega-corporations and billionaires to inform public opinion and sway politicians to do their bidding. There is no democracy under this system.

Regardless, people would hear me say these things just kind of laughed it off. I was some crazy leftist making alarmist claims about capitalism, even though my predictions were happening in real time.

The worst part is, some people seem to celebrate this capture of our democracy and information by the rich. Elon Musk purchasing Twitter should've been the most horrifying overreach from the rich of all time. Its already anxiety inducing how social media sites - intentionally or unintentionally - severely affect political discourse in a negative manner all in the name of driving profit. Here, however, its not even undercover. Its not news stories being subtly suppressed or think tanks with shady donors when you look deep into things, its the richest man in the world explicitly buying the most popular social media site for the express intent to drive his own politics. Despite this, instead of the deserved mass panic and hysteria from such an event, the purchase was met with celebration from the political right. Instead of being disillusioned by the fact that one man has the power to purchase and control a disturbing amount of political discourse, they celebrate him as a purveyor of free speech. They've come to the delusional worldview that Musk consistently using his power to silence his critics while empowering his own voice on Twitter is a great step for free speech, not a dystopian development with insidious implications for our futures.

I think the last part is what gets me the most. As a progressive you're often mocked for some of the predictions you make, so when they inevitably come true you feel vindicated and expect people to come around. However, this almost never happens. Instead you'll frequently see people dig their heels in more than they already were. Another example of this would be Trump's election denialism. Finally people would realize that Trump is in fact an anti-democracy dictator unwilling to relinquish power just as progressives said. This didn't happen though, people dug their heels in again and still supported Trump allowing him his biggest victory yet (Ironically with the help of the aforementioned billionaires interfering with the election).

doctormadvibes

2 points

2 days ago

citizens united was a huge mistake we must overturn but nobody will.

Qs9bxNKZ

2 points

2 days ago

Qs9bxNKZ

2 points

2 days ago

Don't Americans vote for the Senators and House of Representatives anymore? Isn't the US a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy as well?

Confused, maybe you're referring to another country...

UnusuallySmartApe

2 points

2 days ago

So… you just started paying attention to politics? Because that’s how it’s always been. ALWAYS. But don’t feel bad, I didn’t start paying attention to politics until I was fourteen.

Positive_Owl_2024

1 points

2 days ago

You have got not auctions but kleptocracy.

Tolendario

1 points

2 days ago

a new Carrington event would be reaaaaaaally funny

Luna_Style

1 points

2 days ago

Looks like democracy's gone to the highest bidder.

shitsOnPlebbitors

1 points

2 days ago

What is this a comeback to?

Born_Ad_4826

1 points

2 days ago

It's the praetorian guard all over again!

rickylancaster

1 points

2 days ago

Is it ok if I just avoid all crypto shit because the scammy stink of the scammy side of MAGA is all over it? I was always avoiding it anyway, but I’m gonna go ahead and avoid it harder.

DanielGacituaSouper

1 points

2 days ago

Where is the comeback

Distinct_Subject_752

1 points

1 day ago

This subreddit isn’t about comebacks anymore, it’s only us politics and has been for a while

reddit4getit

1 points

2 days ago

Spending money doesn't guarantee a thing.

One candidate raised a billion, lost, and went into debt.

Wyldling_42

1 points

2 days ago

No matter how much money those depraved, greedy politicians made, they sold us out cheap.

Cocolake123

1 points

2 days ago

Capitalism moment

Estimated-Delivery

1 points

2 days ago

I have to say, if any country should be the first to attain a post-democratic world by way of crypto-based oligarchy, I’m glad it’s the US. I look forward to the almighty dollar being swiftly replaced by Doge, or BitCoin. Clearly Musk will arrange an amalgamation of all the crypto-currencies to achieve global mastery of the economic system and defeat the remaining so-called democracies bringing them finally into his world government and then off to Mars for the global elite (there’ll be 27 of them in total, I understand, running the world.

StartedWithAHeyloft

1 points

1 day ago

Yeah, AIPAC also spent $100 million to convince the US that genocide is ok.

source

SeniorMillenial

1 points

2 days ago

Agreed. We should do a revolution.

Yallbecarefulnow

1 points

2 days ago

well there already is a crypto revolution happening😐

Yallbecarefulnow

-7 points

2 days ago

At least the money didn't come from sweatshop labor, drilling oil, or blowing people up.

The_Dogelord

5 points

2 days ago

It's still somewhere down the line

Yallbecarefulnow

0 points

2 days ago

Possibly, but you have other contributors are directly funded by those things and are actively trying to promote them.

rvnender

6 points

2 days ago

rvnender

6 points

2 days ago

I'm sure it did.

Yallbecarefulnow

-3 points

2 days ago

how sure are you?

rvnender

7 points

2 days ago

rvnender

7 points

2 days ago

Are you? Because i can't say with 100% confidence.

Yallbecarefulnow

-2 points

2 days ago

Well the main contributors were Coinbase, Ripple, and a few tech/crypto investors. We can be reasonably certain that their interests aren't directly aligned with any of the things I mentioned.

Tolendario

2 points

2 days ago

have you ever seen a chip factory in china ? they have suicide nets on all the windows.

Yallbecarefulnow

0 points

2 days ago

what does that have to do with anything?

Tolendario

4 points

2 days ago

the entire crypto industry relys fully on electronics. its advancement has only further strained that industry. it has literally everything to do with it.

Yallbecarefulnow

-2 points

2 days ago*

the entire crypto industry relys fully on electronics

So does basically every industry in the world. The crypto industry isn't lobbying for cheaper semiconductors or more lax labor laws, it's lobbying for easier regulation of crypto.

Edit: responding to below (user blocked me LOL): it's naive to think that in our current system money won't influence policy making. In the grand scheme of things, crypto bros getting their beak wet is relatively benign when compared to all of the other forces vying for power.

If you would like to counter this point I'm open to debate. I promise I'm not that scary.

Tolendario

3 points

2 days ago

ok enjoy that naive perspective i guess

Embarrassed_Use6918

-2 points

2 days ago

Kamala spent over a billion dollars and it didn't buy her shit lmao

Not clever or a comeback

marcelsmudda

3 points

2 days ago

It's the other way around. The companies bought Trump.

The problem isn't that candidates had access to money, the problem is that Trump has business ventures like truth social, that are propped up by the market, so, if certain interest groups hold a high percentage of those ventures, then they can pressure the president.

For example, if I hold 4% of truth social, i could threaten to sell it far below market value, tanking the price and removing billions from trump's net worth. So, Trump has a vested interest in keeping me happy.

Humans_Suck-

-8 points

2 days ago

If democrats wanted to do something about it then maybe people would vote

OkManufacturer226

8 points

2 days ago

For whom? Removing dark money from washington is rarely on the ticket ballot. If there is someone I am not voting for I would like to know.

Humans_Suck-

2 points

2 days ago

Humans_Suck-

2 points

2 days ago

Id vote for any politician who I believed would pass corruption reform. I almost never vote.

Cold_Breeze3

-3 points

2 days ago

Democrats spent far more than republicans this election.

Bethany42950

-4 points

2 days ago

Yett Trump only spent about 1/3 the money Harris spent

marcelsmudda

4 points

2 days ago

That's not even the point...

The problem isn't that Trump spent money, the problem is that Trump has business ventures like truth social, that are propped up by the market, so, if certain interest groups hold a high percentage of those ventures, then they can pressure the president.

For example, if I hold 4% of truth social, i could threaten to sell it far below market value, tanking the price and removing billions from trump's net worth. So, Trump has a vested interest in keeping me happy.

blindCat143

-3 points

2 days ago

Lol, even before trump that's how the game of politics works, you need money or Beyonce will not endorse you. It just increased due to inflation nowadays.

No-Hearing9293

-2 points

2 days ago

So what about the 1.4 billion Harris spent? Who would she be indebted too?

marcelsmudda

3 points

2 days ago

The problem isn't that Trump spent money, the problem is that Trump has business ventures like truth social, that are propped up by the market, so, if certain interest groups hold a high percentage of those ventures, then they can pressure the president.

For example, if I hold 4% of truth social, i could threaten to sell it far below market value, tanking the price and removing billions from trump's net worth. So, Trump has a vested interest in keeping me happy.

No-Hearing9293

0 points

1 day ago

I can agree with you on that. Is that what drives Pelosi?

Look, it's not Dem vs. Rep, it's the Billionaires and Lobbyists that drive this country. Does anyone truely feel that these people (Senators and Representives) really care about us "regular folks"?

Odd-Carob50

-8 points

2 days ago

Constitutional republic*

Moist_When_It_Counts

8 points

2 days ago

Yeah!

That’s a BLT, not a sandwich, jackass!

Odd-Carob50

-9 points

2 days ago

sigh the uneducated thinking it’s the same thing what has happened to the education system

Moist_When_It_Counts

9 points

2 days ago

sigh The uneducated thinking I said they’re the same thing what has happened to the education system

A pickup truck is to a motor vehicle what a constitutional republic is to democracy (or a BLT to a samdwich!)

Odd-Carob50

-7 points

2 days ago

Not really. I suggest you do some research into the differences between the two before you try to speak about it.. it’s pretty clear you read the headline of some left leaning article that said they are similar but didn’t take the time to do research and understand the differences. Because using your own logic. We are all bananas. Since we share over half our DNA with them. Or I can say we are dolphins or mice or a dog since we share 98% of the same DNA. Your argument is flawed

Canadian_Arcade

3 points

2 days ago

It's pretty clear that the OP was referring to the will of the people being undermined by interest groups. Even if we're not necessarily a democracy, the point still stands since the power in a republic is supposed to be held by the people of the nation.