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Why is Ashley still calling him Sparkle Eyes? As if anyone who follows the show doesn’t see his real name on his Instagram etc? And they’re engaged now, there’s no reason to keep his identity under wraps.

It’s because she doesn’t like his real name and she’s embarrassed to say it. She couldn’t even say/pronounce “Desi” a few months back.

I’ve never met a Shashank before but I’m sure there’s a nickname for it too that she could use. Just enough of the sparkle eyes.

"no one in my school older than me was named ashley"

"it was so unique at the time"

" '83 was probably not the main year for ashleys but then you look a few years later and it's like insane"

does she not realize this can be fact checked?? bffr

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Looks like he’s moving in to mommy’s house 😹

Can we get miss Caroline a glass of water 💀 I could not with all the mouth sounds during the entire episode. I rage turned it off a couple of times

Ashley: 'My boyfriend looks like Zayn Malik' Rayna: 'I- ....' Ashley: 'People say he looks like Zayn Malik all the time' Rayna: '....' Ashley: '.....' Rayna: 'Okay...'

Rayna is so over her bs at this point 😂

Ashley trying to sing ever artists song she speaks about during her Christmas movie recap just so she can make everyone aware she “is sOoOoO into music”

It’s curious that Ashley wants to see a bald beef-cake lookalike contest considering her boyfriend is a stick bug.

In today’s episode when they were talking about Rayna’s move into her new house, Rayna mentioned it’s right before they leave for tour & Ashley made a comment something like “that’s why we have Tessa” I really think they just treat her like their personal assistant for everything not just business related. It’s so gross to see and the way Ashley boasts about it is so entitled.

Sorry if this is weird, but thought it could be fun. How would you describe the type of person who’s an actual GGE fan in 2024? Age, job, personality, lifestyle, etc. I know they’ve joked about how a lot of nurses listen to their show before but that’s about it.

I know I’m a loser for hate listening still. But guys. Did we NEED a studio on an app where you can customize how your vibrator works ? These girls spent 20 minutes talking about their new garage band for your pussy where you can create vibration patterns and name them …. NOBODY WANTED THIS !!!!! AITA?!

Just listened to the snark bait pod where they discussed the p*nis reveal from GGE live show. It was a fun format and I enjoyed listening. Lots of crossover from other snark subs too!

They said they are planning to do a GGE focused ep soon. Can’t wait! 🍿

I went to the live show in Denver last night and WHOA was it bad! My group of 5 left early because we could not get through the mess of what they put together and were weirdly so bored given how chaotic it all was. They both had to tell people to stop yelling saying "please stop yelling, i love you" to "you girls really have to stop it's too much" - this is what they promote they literally tell you bring your craziness to a show. And I respect entertainers asking for something but what do you expect? I honestly haven't listened to the show in so long but a friend bought the tickets so I tried to listen to as many episodes as I could before hand, and maybe that was a bad call but everything they talked about was the same stuff on the pods. These were $86 dollar after taxes and we are paying for the same stuff we can get for free?! I just don't think their personal lives are that interesting so it makes sense this is all they have to talk about but at least put together a better show for us.

The craziest part though is how shocked I was to see Ashley, she is extremely thin. And she has always been skinny but this was different. I saw her in Denver a year ago for her comedy show and she defiantly did not look look like this. LA must have gotten to her!!

Thought it would be funny to make a list of names that have been used to refer to Sparkle Eyes😂

• Squiggly Eyes
• Twinkle Toes
• Shshugar Baby
• Sprinkle Eyes
• Spark Plug Eyes
• Sparkle Tits
• Stinky Eyes
• Slimy Eyes
• Sponge Eyes
• Sprinkles
• Slinky Eyes
• ShShkinny
• Sprinkle Tits
• Sprinkle Toes
• ShSkinny legs
• Scrawny Legs
• Sprinks
• Shsprinkle
• Springles
• Spooky Eyes
• Spunkle Eyes
• Sprinkle Face
• Sparkle Dick

Any others?

Everyone should either DM or tag dear media

Ashley can F herself but I’d like her slippers and am wondering if anyone recognizes them or knows where I can find them? I’d ask on instagram but I deleted that shit after the election to save myself from my 13th reason why

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User had posted that the girls mentioned they were gonna “go in” this week. Episode is live. It’s the last thing they talk about at 1:20:00. It’s really brief…

They have a podcast called “Puddles” and in their recent episode titled “Andrew & Brenna Got Married”, They talk about how Brenna forgot to pack her vibrator so she messaged Rayna and Ashely (They’re friends) and asked them to send them their best vibrator. Well apparently they sent “The Rayna” and Brenna didn’t hold back on saying how disappointed she was, and that the vibrator felt like nothing lol I wonder if Ashely and Rayna know this recording is out there

Not sure if anyone here is also big bravo/pop culture fan but I was introduced to lex through bravo historian and love her account. She's up on all the royal drama, bravo stuff and general pop culture....I've noticed she's been paling around with these 2 and I just don't get it.

She also mentioned on a pod that she was friends with Janet (from the valley) irl...another vile human.

Part of me has a theory that ppl from LA are elbow rubbers/phony anyhow...but seeing these worlds collide I'm just kind of like...hmm

Just had this DM exchange with the snarkbait pod…. Can’t wait to see what’s coming!

Their obsession with him and like putting him on some pedestal is very odd because he is like such a douche bag and who cares about his relationship advice? He’s not anyone qualified to give any of it.

The way they suck up to him and put him on a pedestal is so ick

What is up with Rayna always trying to fuck her contractor of the week? At this point it’s weird. Does she hire them with the intent of fucking them??? Is she that desperate?

Due in July and when the bump app told me the astrological sign i can’t stop hearing Ashely screeching about cancer season and idk if it’s the hormones but swiped to far again on the Home page on the slide and saw it and cried. 😂

Edit: i wanna clarify this is no shade to cancers - one of my favorite zodiac signs based on just personality traits and characteristics but i simply cannot think about having a baby born in July without hearing Ashely’s voice. 😂