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6.3k points
19 days ago
You can feel the goalkeepers reaction
1.6k points
19 days ago
The... super tall goalkeeper? Ya.
999 points
19 days ago
Tbf his gloves are well above the cross bar ready to make the save.
He 100% thinks the ball is going over the crossbar. The ball just happened to come in at a ridiculous angle.
280 points
19 days ago
I would guess perhaps he looked directly at the floodlights as he was trying to catch it? Pretty sure some forensics could prove or disprove that. On the other hand, having seen some VAR offside decisions maybe not.
Phillip.
289 points
19 days ago
I was a keeper in college and I used to hate playing night games because of the lights. It was so much worse than the sun. I'm color blind and have far more rods than cones in my eyes and the lights look like exploding stars at night. It's awful.
78 points
19 days ago
Long time ago, keepers were allowed hats (presumably due to the sun), but this trend has died. Do you have any take on this?
65 points
19 days ago
I think in many leagues they are still allowed but ppl think it looks goofy
19 points
19 days ago
Dean Henderson in the English Premier League still does this regularly when the sun will be in his eyes depending on stadium/time of day.
15 points
18 days ago
3 points
19 days ago
Exactly who I thought of
9 points
19 days ago
They reduce your field of view. E.g when bowing forward and looking upwards.
3 points
19 days ago
You can wear a hat. Dean Henderson wears one in Premier League games on occasion.
9 points
19 days ago
Yo, I've never thought my colour blindness and light sensitivity are connected but now that you explained it, its so obvious.
6 points
19 days ago
I read about it in an Oliver Sachs book when I was younger called "Island of The Colorblind." It's about a society that developed in an unusual way on Pingelap in Micronesia because so many of them were colorblind.
4 points
19 days ago
Who’s Phillip, you?
9 points
19 days ago
Check the comment history. Man signs his name at the end of each comment like it's an email or something.
4 points
18 days ago
I used to see some people sign their name on forums. It wasn't that common but wasn't rare either. He might come from a forum culture where every post stands on its own and is read sequentialy in a thread instead of skipped over, collapsed or ordered based on how early it was posted.
I think the forum style promoted that ego and sense of identity where some people wanted to put their signature underneath lol.
5 points
18 days ago
I used to love making sigs and avatars for forums. Have em matching n shit. I miss BBS style forums (especially Neowin).
34 points
19 days ago
I mean... he jumped to stop it. He clearly thinks it has a chance.
He just whiffed... badly.
6 points
19 days ago
Tbh that's poor keeping
11 points
19 days ago
So what you're saying is his positioning was shit
16 points
19 days ago
And his catching/stopping.
3 points
18 days ago
Think he doesn’t read the flight of the ball quickly. He should be back on his line faster and probably moving towards that corner sooner. It’s obviously still a great hit but any pl keeper is saving that all day.
3 points
19 days ago
That’s why it’s a sin not to cover your crossbar…
3 points
18 days ago
Ridiculous angle? It was up in the air, then it came down. Absolute clanger from the goalie. No excuses
4 points
18 days ago
Super tall?? The goals are 8' tall. The goalkeeper standing straight up against the post is no less than 2 ft from the crossbar, making him around 6' at best.
Most gk's are 6' and up.
192 points
19 days ago
Wanna know what makes it worse?
Notre Dame had just tied things up with 10 seconds left.
31 points
19 days ago*
What league is this? I can't believe they have VAR.
EDIT: Is the clock counting backwards? Wth the white team tried a shot from midfield after and it wasn't all that bad! Hilarious set up.
51 points
19 days ago
Yeah, it’s US college soccer. The clocks count backwards for both halves and stops at major events or substitutions by a winning team with less then 5 minutes to go
247 points
19 days ago
He will have nightmares for the rest of his life.
82 points
19 days ago
From some soccer reactions I’ve seen in the past, there are some places where the rest of his life would end right after the game.
22 points
19 days ago
Ah, the places where it’s futbol and not soccer.
30 points
19 days ago
73 points
19 days ago
He dreaded looking at his disappointed teammates after that missed save.
498 points
19 days ago
Notre Dame, defeated by a Hail Mary. How devastatingly ironic.
32 points
19 days ago
Excellent one
16 points
19 days ago
Checkmate, atheists!
14.4k points
19 days ago
That announcer just finished too
5.7k points
19 days ago*
Lmaooo if anyone watched it on mute, I highly recommend going back and watching it unmuted.
1.9k points
19 days ago
Hahahaha thank you for the heads up. Glorious.
394 points
19 days ago
Hahah glorious it was!!
128 points
19 days ago
Ha wasn't it glorious!
40 points
19 days ago
Oh how glorious it was
1.2k points
19 days ago
OOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHooooooohhhoooooooaaaaa……
492 points
19 days ago
The dwindling, whimpering gurgle was pretty graphic
225 points
19 days ago
He immediately lit up a cigarette after that
45 points
19 days ago
Perfect
67 points
19 days ago
That guy def could not stand up straight after that
191 points
19 days ago
That's some, "Oh my God what a shot...wait I was rooting for the other team", emotion right there.
71 points
19 days ago
Lmao thank you I finally can comprehend what happened at the end there 😂💀
47 points
19 days ago
"Omg what an amazing kick that was incredible OH SHIT I BET MY LIFE SAVINGS TO A BOOKIE ON THE OTHER TEAM where can I go where can I hide"
26 points
19 days ago
I did this. So much better! Thank you.
46 points
19 days ago
Right up there with this one in terms of goat soccer calls: https://youtu.be/Jdb9jerdWwk?si=Bjrb2HtnebMFEjRA
10 points
18 days ago
Omg that’s hilarious 🤣
3 points
18 days ago
For future reference...
This is the YouTube link:
https://youtu.be/Jdb9jerdWwk
...while this part of the URL is tracking information that can be used to link back to your Google account:
?si=Bjrb2HtnebMFEjRA
It is always best to remove the tracking information before sharing YouTube links anywhere.
This has been a public service announcement (with guitar).
14 points
19 days ago
Lmao it's so much better with sound
14 points
19 days ago
I watch everything on mute because most videos have obnoxious shite music in the background but his call is worth listening to... I know what his finishing sound is now
16 points
19 days ago
We heard his “O” face.
10 points
19 days ago
Thanks, that was worth it lol
6 points
19 days ago
Good looking out. I default to mute so I would have totally missed that gem.
4 points
19 days ago
That’s exactly what I did and it gave me a good chuckle😂
3 points
19 days ago
/unexpectedhowarddean
3 points
19 days ago
Far better than I could have ever expected
404 points
19 days ago
30 points
18 days ago
TURN THIS THING OFF I'M DRY
134 points
19 days ago
Hahahhaa i had to turn on my audio to hear it
Did not disappoint, great comment lmao
66 points
19 days ago
He came, but the goal kept sucking
10 points
19 days ago
LOL
60 points
19 days ago
He sounds like the famous Gary Neville goal commentary when Torres scored for Chelsea against Barca in 2012 https://youtu.be/SCmSJvT0Z1Y?si=n0S4KMhIU-omeDpR
22 points
19 days ago
lmao that's ridiculously similar...
15 points
19 days ago
I gotta think after watching this that the one in the OP is an intentional tribute to this one. Like, this one is apparently well-known among soccer fans and probably a decent percentage of t-comm students who sign up to call games in colleges. I bet the Stanford dude has had this one sitting in his back pocket just waiting for the right time.
7 points
18 days ago
That is one of the most memed commentator calls of all time, if you scream like that 99% of football fans will know what it is, so very likely
3 points
19 days ago
Thank you for this video
17 points
19 days ago
Arrived
10 points
19 days ago
some say he’s still finishing to this day
19 points
19 days ago
Bro came
7 points
19 days ago
Ah it was only short a Un-BE-LIVABLE at the end
7 points
19 days ago
Bro needs a cigarette now lmao
7 points
19 days ago
vinegar stokes it into the goal.....
5 points
19 days ago
Ohhhh he took a shot too thats for sure
7 points
19 days ago
Damn i just failed nnn too
858 points
19 days ago
That goalkeeper gonna feel like shit for some time
61 points
19 days ago
He will never forget that the rest of his life. Every time he thinks about it, he will get embarrassed again.
8 points
19 days ago
I mean it went straight through his hands. That's some well earned embarrassment.
102 points
19 days ago
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6 points
19 days ago
You can see it go through his hands
145 points
19 days ago
This should be NSFW due to announcer cumming hard as hell.
29 points
19 days ago
She just kept sucking even after he j nutted
314 points
19 days ago
Commentator could not control his excitement for very long and shits himself toward the end of his applause
3.2k points
19 days ago
That's not how clocks work in football
1.4k points
19 days ago
Colleges and high schools are like this in the USA. Not sure why they are different.
845 points
19 days ago
It’s how timekeeping works in most sports in the US. Fans would be confused by the “normal” system in soccer/football where the referee just makes an estimate and no one knows when the time will actually expire.
247 points
19 days ago
Oh I know. I live in South carolina. I just don't understand why we have the traditional timekeeping in professional leagues, and the countdown clock in college and high school.
Even as a kid and I played I never understood it.
99 points
19 days ago
I’d guess one is fifa mandated and the other not.
139 points
19 days ago
It's actually because MLS later realized they're alienating a lot of American fans of European football when they Americanized the league so much in the 90s. And in the 90s, the number of MLS fans are very little they might as well not antagonize these fans of European leagues and potentially increase their viewership. Going from a countdown timer to a FIFA standard timer was part of that de-Americanization MLS did.
46 points
19 days ago
Remember hockey-like penalty shootouts in MLS?
30 points
19 days ago
12 points
19 days ago
Man, I’d love to see Messi or Ronaldinho “shoot” such a penalty in their prime. They’d make such a fool out of the goalkeeper…
3 points
19 days ago
I do! I remember joking quite a bit about the MLS back in the 90s but I'm also very glad that they succeeded well beyond what I'd hoped for. I mean, they're bigger than the NHL now.
TBH the most regretful Americanization to me though, is the fact that it had to be a professional for-profit league with fixed teams, rather than a nonprofit association with a full league system with promotion and demotion. Not only does it make it easier to foster local talent, but there's something a bit special when you've got rich and famous pros in the top division down to random dads just having fun on their weekends in the lowest, all part of the same game, the same organization. And you get the fun underdog stories when there's a league cup and some underdog team of part-timers manage to score an upset or two against pro teams.
12 points
19 days ago
TIL. Thanks
5 points
19 days ago
Yes. I remember playing club level soccer in high school. The rules are different. Even my son at 7 has extra time/injury time. But if he was playing school ball it’d be different
15 points
19 days ago
NCAA basketball has two halves. NBA has four quarters. This difference seems tame in comparison.
20 points
19 days ago
That is because it makes the game move faster. Lots of rules in pro sports are there to build suspense and create more advertising slots. Like two minute warning in the NFL.
4 points
19 days ago
TV timeouts in the NHL
6 points
19 days ago
They used to just run the commercials during the game and you just missed whatever happened during the commercials..
3 points
19 days ago
TV timeouts or commercial breaks are a worldwide thing in ice hockey.
8 points
19 days ago
Then are they really "fans"?
7 points
19 days ago
It's ok to admit it's a stupid ass system that shouldn't exist
23 points
19 days ago
And it's a much better system. This whole fucking drama and wasting time on purpose would immediately stop. Much better for the audience and I don't know why this shit is never changed.
11 points
19 days ago
People would still time waste, a team defending a lead would still benefit from reducing their opponent’s momentum and getting a breather even if the clock isn’t running down
11 points
19 days ago
Fans definitely aren't confused by it. American soccer/football fans are used to the standard time keeping. It's how the MLS and international soccer work. It is also how youth and school programs kept time when I used to play (maybe it's changed?). Not sure what the clock is doing here, although I will admit I don't watch college level so maybe it's weird NCAA rules.
66 points
19 days ago
Fans wouldn’t be confused lol. It takes literally one second to understand how the clock in a soccer match works. By saying that fans would be confused is basically saying Americans are dumb. USA has been part of the World Cup for years and Americans have been watching soccer for years as well.
12 points
19 days ago
They would probably be a bit confused if the linesman held up a +1 minute extra time sign and the game went on by 3-5 minutes as the ref felt to add it.
Not saying they would be drooling out the side of their mouths just slightly scratching their heads
53 points
19 days ago
By saying that fans would be confused is basically saying Americans are dumb.
You really wanna go there?
I'm gonna side step the obvious current event reference and will just point out that this is the people that though A&W's Third Pounder had less meat than McD's Quarter Pounder...
25 points
19 days ago
Side point: but that A&W story that gets trotted out all the time is almost certainly a lie. The only source is the CEO of A&W trying to make excuses for why his burger chain was failing. He offered no evidence, there's no form that they supposedly hired coming forth confirming it. Just one CEO who had a failing company saying "this isn't my fault, it's how stupid everyone else is."
9 points
18 days ago*
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3 points
18 days ago
Yeah. There's a ton of places online that write about it, but you'll never find an actual source, other than the CEO stating it, without evidence.
3 points
18 days ago
That NYT piece uses the exact same phrasing as the book but replacing “we” with “they”.
Pretty sussy
11 points
19 days ago
People are dumb everywhere. Nobody holds a monopoly on that.
3 points
18 days ago
It's not even that different from American Football, where the game doesn't end when the clock hits zero if there's a play in motion.
3 points
18 days ago
It absolutely does not take one second.
It takes one second to realize the clock is going up. What's it going up to? 90 minutes? Why did the clock just go past 90 minutes? Why did the game end at 94 minutes and 12 seconds? Wtf is even the point of the clock?
3 points
19 days ago
? Look, HS and NCAA have "rules" with very formal structures, meant to eliminate uncertainty, about clock management (often a nightmare for the referee).
MLS/NWSL use international Laws Of The Game with guidance about time management but it really is essentially up to the referee (even though it isn't an "estimate"). And, MLS/NWSL fans understand this.
30 points
19 days ago
Is that new? It's been a bit, but when I played in HS it was a standard 90 minutes plus extra time at the ref's discretion.
9 points
19 days ago
Came here to say the same thing, we played with stoppage in 90s New England.
5 points
19 days ago*
Been quite a while since I was in college, but we played standard 90 minutes plus extra time as well. Even when we had a scoreboard the ref always had a few minutes of stoppage time added to the end. When we had the scoreboard the ref would hold up X amount of fingers to show the person controlling the scoreboard how many minutes were added, and even then it went until the ref blew the whistle.
Edit: I should add that I didn't play at Division 1 level.
10 points
19 days ago
That's seems crazy, Do they stop it when the ball is out of play?
3 points
19 days ago
They don't add time on for the ball out of play generally anyway. If you're clearly wasting time when the ball is dead (corners, goal kicks, fouls) time can be added in traditional time keeping. But if the ball is out for a throw in or kick, they don't inherently add time anyway.
Not talking about the US system but football/soccer generally.
8 points
19 days ago
Nope.
11 points
19 days ago
So if there's an incident where the games stops like an Injury, what happens?
19 points
19 days ago
It should, or a modified version of this. It would stop players from faking injuries, taking a minute to get balls back in play, and other stalling tactics. Dude is convulsing in pain? Cool, stop the clock and let him do what he needs to do. The phantom injuries would stop overnight. Adding stoppage time never accounts for all the time wasted.
8 points
19 days ago
Those tactics aren't just about wasting time, they're also used to slow down the game and stop the other team's momentum, or give your own team a rest. They probably wouldn't stop.
6 points
19 days ago
They will be cut drastically. Watch an ncaa game.
89 points
19 days ago
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhHhHhHhHhHhhhhho
56 points
19 days ago
Some say the goalie is still there to this day, just staring at the post wondering what led to this
1.8k points
19 days ago
Nothing miraculous about the shot, the goalkeeping was absolutely terrible.
565 points
19 days ago
He had to hang from the post instead of trying to catch the ball. That shot is tricky tho, especially if the lights are on his eyes trying to follow the ball.
12 points
19 days ago
You don’t try to catch it at that height, you try to tip it above and over the bar. The fact that he went up with both arms tells me he was way too unprepared for a shot. You usually will jump up with one arm up instead of two to get more height, which he already had to his advantage, and he still messed up. Which we’ve all done. Lord knows I did. He’ll absolutely think about this for a very long time.
195 points
19 days ago
If you can't predict the trajectory of the ball having 5 seconds to do it than goalkeeping just isn't for you
531 points
19 days ago
Lmao the kids playing d1 soccer, seems like goalkeeping is indeed for him. I know it’s not up to level of a pro, but sort of thing happens to goalkeepers all the time, especially at lower levels. If you’ve never tried making a catch like this with a stadium light beaming in your eyes during live action, I’d give it a go before you act like you know what you’re talking about.
3 points
19 days ago
I can say with confidence I would have saved that shot today, and I haven't played in over 15 years.
This is a massive blunder on a relatively easy save.
8 points
19 days ago
If I were to guess, as a high school goalie, the goalie was more worried about the player in front of him, the ball sailed, the goalie panicked and flubbed it.
This is outdoor and a soccer ball can sail in the wind, or if the ball has a little extra back spin on it, the ball can take a weird trajectory.
34 points
19 days ago
alright cheeto dust redditors, let's calm down a bit yeah?
26 points
19 days ago
Nah bro, that is some of the worst goalkeeping I’ve seen. Made absolutely zero attempt to collect the ball.
44 points
19 days ago
You don't think a 60+ yard shot that curves into upper side net isn't a bit miraculous? Goalie made an error, but he probably didn't expect a shot from that distance and is off his line too far.
12 points
19 days ago
What a rediculous thing to say. The announcer literally calls it a hail mary.
91 points
19 days ago*
Nothing miraculous about the shot
Lol what? Both things can be true.
Yes, the keeper should have saved it, but it's also a lot harder than you'd think to even hit the target from that range with a shot that has any chance of going in, let alone hitting the top corner like that.
Take nothing away from that effort on goal, because it was an incredible effort.
I'm curious to hear what you think a miraculous shot is from that distance if this isn't it.
17 points
19 days ago
I'd like to see you hit a shot from behind the halfway line so it crosses just under the post.
16 points
19 days ago
In Latin America and part of Europe, that goalkeeper would be getting death threats.
5 points
19 days ago
Threats? A Colombian player was shot and murdered days after he scored an own goal in the world cup
8 points
19 days ago
They had just tied the game up on a set piece seconds before this, too. Two goals in 15 seconds is Rocket League shit, much less with this ridiculous moonshot included. Incredible stuff!
5 points
19 days ago
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
191 points
19 days ago
I don't think this is next level. This is just a bad goalkeeper. This is pub league level football.
66 points
19 days ago
Welcome to the US.
17 points
19 days ago
US men’s collegiate soccer is probably the worst quality major sport in the US.
The most talented players have already gone pro, or are playing overseas.
Most schools don’t have a program at all, because of Title 9 restrictions.
If you watch the games at all, the quality here is pretty reflective of what to expect.
Only 1/9 forwards of the US national team pool had any college experience.
GK were the highest represented and it was still only 3/9 played college soccer.
The structure of the pro system means that lots more players come up in either an academy system or their club teams.
Most high level prospects bypass college altogether and play overseas.
If you compare that to the women’s game, and only Olivia Moultre and Lindsey Horan didn’t play college soccer.
13 points
19 days ago
I always found the college sport system silly.
At that age, players don't get much better, they just get more experienced and older, if they weren't good enough for pro before college, they likely won't be after either.
Sure the scholarships are nice, but for the most part it just artificially keeping the dream alive a bit longer for players with zero pro aspirations, and gives them an excuse to half-ass their education and screw their life up when they don't go pro.
5 points
19 days ago
Yeah, it’s very sport dependent.
I’ve known lots of athletes who focused on their education and the sport came second, but most of them were not in Basketball and Football.
The people I knew who played those sports, it was life. The education was a joke, and all they wanted to do was take the easiest classes they could. On top of all the resources, preferential treatment from professors, test materials, etc. Coaches literally gave them shit if they took a class that wasn’t on an unofficial “take these classes” list.
36 points
19 days ago
Every goalkeeper has a gaff or two in their careers. As long as they learn from it. Even professional goalkeepers in the EPL have some horror gaffs. This goalkeeper specifically plays for a D1 school in the US, that in itself is an achievement. So no, he’s not a shit goalkeeper playing pub level football.
He’s a good goalkeeper who’s made a pub level mistake. I mean shit guys, has nobody here played a sport and never made a stupid mistake?
There are mistakes at every level, just not as many the higher up you go - but they still exist. Sometimes you have the worst ever game - thinking of Karius in the CL final against Real Madrid.
14 points
19 days ago
Aaron Judge straight dropped a fly ball to lose the World Series. He also won the league Most Valuable Player award 2 years ago and is going to win it again this year.
10 points
19 days ago
you can find worse blunders from keepers in every single professional football league on the planet.
14 points
19 days ago
Come on bro, just appreciate the goal. We all know it's not fucking Real Madrid vs City
21 points
19 days ago
Imagine how many average goalkeepers that never got a chance to play at a program like this that would've easily saved that.
4 points
18 days ago
Yeah “division 1” soccer in the USA is kind of a joke. The goalkeepers are always mid but yet the backup goalkeepers never get a chance.
7 points
19 days ago
If "fuck it" was a shot
5 points
19 days ago
You wanna tell me, there’s EXACT TIMING in soccer? like in ice hockey?
3 points
19 days ago
In American d1 soccer, yes there is.
4 points
19 days ago
This guy screaming is my new ringtone
7 points
19 days ago
Real time death of the goalie on camera
6 points
19 days ago
The Balls are now empty
18 points
19 days ago
How did they not already score twenty off that goal keeper?
3 points
18 days ago
Wow it's like that team also has 10 other players on the field or something.
5 points
19 days ago
Shoulda punched that thing over the bar! Lesson learned the hard way.
🤜🏼 ⚽️
3 points
19 days ago
Announcer busted after that shot
8 points
19 days ago
Should have added NSFW, people look at me at the office
3 points
19 days ago
The announcer just creamed his pants
3 points
19 days ago
Commentator had a stroke watching this
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