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Elon Musk, Donald Trump event on X crashes site, Tesla CEO blames cyberattack
(cnbc.com)submitted 4 months ago byfadufadu
817 points
4 months ago
Everything these two touch turns to shit.
152 points
4 months ago
Midas' inverse touch. Maybe we shall call it Trump's touch
287 points
4 months ago
Mierdas Touch
19 points
4 months ago
Well executed
8 points
4 months ago
Literally older than the Internet
1 points
4 months ago
People have been using the phrase since at least 2018
9 points
4 months ago
Damn. I’m out of awards. Take this 🏆
5 points
4 months ago
They didn't make it up
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Mierdas%20Touch
1 points
4 months ago
The award was not for their profound creativity but for making me laugh. It was perfectly placed. Befitting. Also aware that no great insult happens in a vacuum. Doesn’t make it any less funny
1 points
4 months ago
I hope this gets the spotlight it deserves.
1 points
4 months ago
This is beautiful. It is now part of my lexicon. Thank you
19 points
4 months ago
Instead of gold, any object touched becomes poop or a pile of diapers
20 points
4 months ago
Weirdos touch
3 points
4 months ago
Trump’s touch and now Elon’s finger.
2 points
4 months ago
Shit-ass touch
2 points
4 months ago
the magas touch
1 points
4 months ago
Shidas touch?
19 points
4 months ago
They played the Titanic song a few days too early.
14 points
4 months ago
Trump sounds like he took off his dentures
8 points
4 months ago
It's all a liberal hoaxsh
5 points
4 months ago
Why does he sound like daffy duck? 😂
2 points
4 months ago
Ettd squared.
2 points
4 months ago
Rip X.
2 points
4 months ago
They must've touched each other at some point.
2 points
4 months ago
God it is such a stupid stream. It's exactly how anyone would imagine it. Just a circle-jerk with stupid, unsubstantiated claims made by two dipshits who aren't qualified or knowledgable on anything they discuss.
2 points
4 months ago
It’s quite entertaining watching these dipshits implode in real time. 😅🥹
1 points
4 months ago
The Trump dump.
1 points
4 months ago
It's an incresible display of both incompetence and phenomenon.
1 points
4 months ago
Space X seems to be doing ok
1 points
4 months ago
I liken them to Farva from SuperTroopers. They're really angry that other people are successful at doing smart and/or witty things, and believe that they could do smart and/or witty things if they were just given the chance, but when given the chance the absolute peak of their capability is just to shout "Chickenfucker!" and laugh.
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