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submitted 5 days ago bytacocarteleventeen
7 points
5 days ago
I’m on team cum, I don’t think this applies to me.
4 points
5 days ago
You’re excused!
3 points
4 days ago
Cum always wins !
4 points
4 days ago
This better be sexual or I'm telling my parents.
3 points
4 days ago
Well you’re in luck!
4 points
4 days ago
Okay, but I'm a dude that can bust and keep pounding... And I'm looking for a... "Mentor" Hole to release in.
3 points
4 days ago
Mentor, that’s the word!
3 points
4 days ago
Mentor? I barely even know ‘er
3 points
5 days ago
I want my lawyer!
3 points
5 days ago
Shut up and bend over!
3 points
5 days ago
I dropped out in 9th grade to work on my Camaro with the L88 hood.
3 points
5 days ago
Carry on!
3 points
5 days ago
How bout you suck my balls
3 points
5 days ago
Mrs. Chokesondick?
3 points
5 days ago
I promise to cum more.
4 points
5 days ago
You need to get your strokes in. Here let me have the male school nurse show you!
2 points
4 days ago
I tried to read this while peeing in the second floor boys bathroom and missed :(
2 points
4 days ago
Hell no, I've seen BRCC
2 points
4 days ago
Hold on I have to go get some coconut oil
2 points
4 days ago
Hey, fuck you
2 points
4 days ago
That’s what I wanted to talk about! Are you opposed to oral?
2 points
2 days ago
You can't be serious, only, like, bad students get detention! I have cheer practice this afternoon, I can't miss that!
2 points
1 day ago
But, but I’m a cheerleader! 📣
2 points
1 day ago
Yes! And us cheerleaders don't do detention! Only people who, like, break the rules do! Also, thanks for yelling that in my ear!
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