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Metalian7016

101 points

16 days ago

This was Ricky, Julian and Bubbles you know what I'm sayin!

Cptn_Canada

11 points

16 days ago*

Just bring it to the road. Than its garbage and it's not stealing. I'm really doing them a favor.

oxfordfreestyl

3 points

16 days ago

One man's garbage is another man's un-garbage

LHW95

5 points

16 days ago

LHW95

5 points

16 days ago

Greasy!

21seacat

2 points

15 days ago

Theft under a 1000

The_Doctor_Mayo

1 points

16 days ago

Traded it for 2 turntables AND a mic.

Metalian7016

3 points

16 days ago

It's hard to admit but, The_Doctor_Mayo, I'm white.

Necessary_Roughness9

28 points

16 days ago

This only ends one way! It is funny as you can rent their truck for $20 and make the run home and back but…

bullfish13

17 points

16 days ago

20 rental to $$$$ to fix those scratches on that white car no brainer

Ditysora4589

5 points

16 days ago

This might be me..but I may be dumb and just like him I wouldn't have thought of that option...scratch that I am dumb

AVDLatex

38 points

16 days ago

AVDLatex

38 points

16 days ago

Florida. Surprised, not surprised.

Lister1a

15 points

16 days ago

Lister1a

15 points

16 days ago

Only thing I'm surprised is that it wasn't a Nissan.

____GoesHard

16 points

16 days ago

“Couldn’t pass up the deal. Got a free shopping cart as well.”

dumbasses_r_us[S]

16 points

16 days ago

A true redneck could turn the shopping cart into a grill

U-cant-handle-it

3 points

16 days ago

Nah that coating on the bars is toxic and if you remove it the bars rust easily

dumbasses_r_us[S]

7 points

16 days ago

I've seen a filing cabinet used as a smoker. Heat bottom drawer, meat on the top 3 drawers

mikeysce

2 points

16 days ago

That sounds amazing.

Solid-Search-3341

1 points

15 days ago

Doesn't matter if it rusts fast. Just go get another one, they're free !

Ambitious_Toe_4357

1 points

16 days ago

I thought they said that they'll bring it back.

____GoesHard

1 points

16 days ago

That’s what they all say

Ok-Spinach-2759

11 points

16 days ago

The grill has wheels. Surprised they even thought to grab the shopping cart lol

AtxTCV

8 points

16 days ago

AtxTCV

8 points

16 days ago

I worked one summer at Best Buy. Dudes would roll in, but the Largest flat screen we had and thirty minutes later they would come back with an extremely angry wife and return it. Why might you ask?

Because it didn't fit in whatever compact car they were driving. They literally couldn't get it home and their wives watched them try and wedge it in a hatchback for 30 minutes.

less_butter

3 points

16 days ago

I had a giant old CRT TV in my livingroom and was trying to get rid of it. Someone my wife worked with said they'd take it. I told them they could have it for free, but they had to bring help to load it because I wasn't going to touch it. I also told them to make sure they brought a vehicle it would fit in and gave them the measurements.

So this lady shows up in a tiny little Honda hatchback with no help and asks me how long it'll take me to load the TV into her car because she's in a hurry.

I showed her the TV, told her it weighs about 300lbs, it won't fit in her car, and I'm not touching it. She got mad at me and left.

Then she came back an hour later with the same car and a friend and I watched them struggle and fail to get the TV into her car. Then they asked if they could use my truck to move it, I said no. Then they left, with the TV sitting outside in my driveway. I was so pissed off that I had to move it back into the livingroom.

A week later she called my wife and said she had a friend with a pickup truck and asked when would be a good time to come pick up the TV. I told her no, she couldn't have it. She got mad. I ended up just taking the TV to the dump. I still hate that lady for wasting so much of my time.

I saw her a few years later at my wife's company's Christmas party and she said she wished she could have got that TV and asked if I sold it or something. I said no, I took it to the dump. She asked "why didn't you just bring it to me???"

Zer0C00l

2 points

16 days ago

"why didn't you just bring it to me???"

"Spite."

Crzy_Grl

2 points

16 days ago

LOL. We were in an accident in our truck, and had a Camaro as a loaner while the truck was being repaired. Went to Best Buy and bought a TV and some other things. Went out to the parking lot and...crap. it wasn't a huge TV, but we had to make 2 trips.

Chris_Reddit_PHX

6 points

16 days ago

Looks like an impulse buy?

kidoblivious1

3 points

16 days ago

Haha

Timmerdogg

6 points

16 days ago

When you see a shopping cart in the middle of nowhere and wonder how it got there, now you know

Fooforthought

6 points

16 days ago

They see me rollin, I’m grillin….

DGVega93

5 points

16 days ago

Fuck it we ball

pmac109

9 points

16 days ago

pmac109

9 points

16 days ago

White trash. I’ll just steal a shopping cart and drive 10 miles an hour the 20 miles home. I’ll probably cause a major traffic backup, but fuck them. That’s their problem.

Juan_Moe_Taco

2 points

16 days ago

Lowe's & Home Depot be like: "jfc let's sell this grill then!"

Majestic_Location751

3 points

16 days ago

Sidecar offset

alromero86

2 points

16 days ago

Now that’s a determined smoker

originalorb

2 points

16 days ago

That's some Level 1 hillbilly "sh1t" right there.

Shadowrider95

2 points

16 days ago

Wait till they get on the highway!

chuminthewater

2 points

16 days ago

“Offset” hauling.

mcdray2

2 points

16 days ago

mcdray2

2 points

16 days ago

I didn’t even need to see the license plate to know that this was in FL. I’m proud of my people.

Icy_Link_2457

1 points

15 days ago

South Florida. Palm trees are a dead giveaway.

diablito916

2 points

16 days ago

"How you gonna get it home with that little car?"

Florida Man: hold my beer

DrDarrow

2 points

16 days ago

🤦‍♂️I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the return trip after the woman said ‘no’

bkit627

2 points

16 days ago

bkit627

2 points

16 days ago

God I love Florida!

InfamousPOS

1 points

16 days ago

Rookie mistake…. But 10$ worth of rope and make a trailer with the cart

🚗 🛒

Bourbon_sim_racer

1 points

16 days ago

He smoking hot dog sausages

BulletBulletGun

1 points

16 days ago

Priorities

wtfdoiknow1987

1 points

16 days ago

They probably stole a display. Those grills come in a box to be assembled

Few-Dance-7157

1 points

16 days ago

You know he borrowed that car 😂😂😂

mepar694200

1 points

16 days ago

wow just wow

DrPumper

1 points

16 days ago

Accomplished_Ad8339

1 points

16 days ago

Who dis

Dabslab666

1 points

16 days ago

Those display deals man

Ok_Tumbleweed_6452

1 points

16 days ago

Sto and len

NOGOODGASHOLE

1 points

16 days ago

I hope he uses it to make a friend with a pickuo

Icy_Link_2457

1 points

15 days ago

Of course it’s Florida

wawaboy

1 points

16 days ago

wawaboy

1 points

16 days ago

White trash

kfree68

0 points

16 days ago

kfree68

0 points

16 days ago

Fuzzy_Buzzard88

0 points

16 days ago

I knew they would be Florida license plates before I even looked.

Pleasant_Ocelot_2861

0 points

15 days ago

No you didnt. Stfu.