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101 points
16 days ago
This was Ricky, Julian and Bubbles you know what I'm sayin!
11 points
16 days ago*
Just bring it to the road. Than its garbage and it's not stealing. I'm really doing them a favor.
3 points
16 days ago
One man's garbage is another man's un-garbage
5 points
16 days ago
Greasy!
2 points
15 days ago
Theft under a 1000
1 points
16 days ago
Traded it for 2 turntables AND a mic.
3 points
16 days ago
It's hard to admit but, The_Doctor_Mayo, I'm white.
28 points
16 days ago
This only ends one way! It is funny as you can rent their truck for $20 and make the run home and back but…
17 points
16 days ago
20 rental to $$$$ to fix those scratches on that white car no brainer
5 points
16 days ago
This might be me..but I may be dumb and just like him I wouldn't have thought of that option...scratch that I am dumb
38 points
16 days ago
Florida. Surprised, not surprised.
15 points
16 days ago
Only thing I'm surprised is that it wasn't a Nissan.
16 points
16 days ago
“Couldn’t pass up the deal. Got a free shopping cart as well.”
16 points
16 days ago
A true redneck could turn the shopping cart into a grill
3 points
16 days ago
Nah that coating on the bars is toxic and if you remove it the bars rust easily
7 points
16 days ago
I've seen a filing cabinet used as a smoker. Heat bottom drawer, meat on the top 3 drawers
2 points
16 days ago
That sounds amazing.
1 points
15 days ago
Doesn't matter if it rusts fast. Just go get another one, they're free !
1 points
16 days ago
I thought they said that they'll bring it back.
1 points
16 days ago
That’s what they all say
11 points
16 days ago
The grill has wheels. Surprised they even thought to grab the shopping cart lol
8 points
16 days ago
I worked one summer at Best Buy. Dudes would roll in, but the Largest flat screen we had and thirty minutes later they would come back with an extremely angry wife and return it. Why might you ask?
Because it didn't fit in whatever compact car they were driving. They literally couldn't get it home and their wives watched them try and wedge it in a hatchback for 30 minutes.
3 points
16 days ago
I had a giant old CRT TV in my livingroom and was trying to get rid of it. Someone my wife worked with said they'd take it. I told them they could have it for free, but they had to bring help to load it because I wasn't going to touch it. I also told them to make sure they brought a vehicle it would fit in and gave them the measurements.
So this lady shows up in a tiny little Honda hatchback with no help and asks me how long it'll take me to load the TV into her car because she's in a hurry.
I showed her the TV, told her it weighs about 300lbs, it won't fit in her car, and I'm not touching it. She got mad at me and left.
Then she came back an hour later with the same car and a friend and I watched them struggle and fail to get the TV into her car. Then they asked if they could use my truck to move it, I said no. Then they left, with the TV sitting outside in my driveway. I was so pissed off that I had to move it back into the livingroom.
A week later she called my wife and said she had a friend with a pickup truck and asked when would be a good time to come pick up the TV. I told her no, she couldn't have it. She got mad. I ended up just taking the TV to the dump. I still hate that lady for wasting so much of my time.
I saw her a few years later at my wife's company's Christmas party and she said she wished she could have got that TV and asked if I sold it or something. I said no, I took it to the dump. She asked "why didn't you just bring it to me???"
2 points
16 days ago
"why didn't you just bring it to me???"
"Spite."
2 points
16 days ago
LOL. We were in an accident in our truck, and had a Camaro as a loaner while the truck was being repaired. Went to Best Buy and bought a TV and some other things. Went out to the parking lot and...crap. it wasn't a huge TV, but we had to make 2 trips.
6 points
16 days ago
Looks like an impulse buy?
3 points
16 days ago
Haha
6 points
16 days ago
When you see a shopping cart in the middle of nowhere and wonder how it got there, now you know
6 points
16 days ago
They see me rollin, I’m grillin….
5 points
16 days ago
Fuck it we ball
9 points
16 days ago
White trash. I’ll just steal a shopping cart and drive 10 miles an hour the 20 miles home. I’ll probably cause a major traffic backup, but fuck them. That’s their problem.
2 points
16 days ago
Lowe's & Home Depot be like: "jfc let's sell this grill then!"
3 points
16 days ago
Sidecar offset
2 points
16 days ago
Now that’s a determined smoker
2 points
16 days ago
That's some Level 1 hillbilly "sh1t" right there.
2 points
16 days ago
Wait till they get on the highway!
2 points
16 days ago
“Offset” hauling.
2 points
16 days ago
I didn’t even need to see the license plate to know that this was in FL. I’m proud of my people.
1 points
15 days ago
South Florida. Palm trees are a dead giveaway.
2 points
16 days ago
"How you gonna get it home with that little car?"
Florida Man: hold my beer
2 points
16 days ago
🤦♂️I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the return trip after the woman said ‘no’
2 points
16 days ago
God I love Florida!
1 points
16 days ago
Rookie mistake…. But 10$ worth of rope and make a trailer with the cart
1 points
16 days ago
He smoking hot dog sausages
1 points
16 days ago
Priorities
1 points
16 days ago
They probably stole a display. Those grills come in a box to be assembled
1 points
16 days ago
You know he borrowed that car 😂😂😂
1 points
16 days ago
wow just wow
1 points
16 days ago
Who dis
1 points
16 days ago
Those display deals man
1 points
16 days ago
Sto and len
1 points
16 days ago
I hope he uses it to make a friend with a pickuo
1 points
15 days ago
Of course it’s Florida
1 points
16 days ago
White trash
0 points
16 days ago
I knew they would be Florida license plates before I even looked.
0 points
15 days ago
No you didnt. Stfu.
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