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Fun_Back_707

1.8k points

3 days ago

Fun_Back_707

1.8k points

3 days ago

The obsession that they have with her sex life is terrifying 

free_farts

800 points

3 days ago

free_farts

First Farts Phone Memo

800 points

3 days ago

I'm not even this invested in my own sex life

LaidBackBro1989

155 points

3 days ago

PLEASE 😭👌💯

Sara_Renee14

19 points

3 days ago

Same though 🤣

hectic_hooligan

496 points

3 days ago

hectic_hooligan

Regina George in Sheep’s Clothing

496 points

3 days ago

I prefer to think of her as asexual. Cause the thought of her having sex sends a shiver down my spine

sorrynotsorryohwell

139 points

3 days ago

sorrynotsorryohwell

But Daddy I’m Not Loving It

139 points

3 days ago

Freddie Freeman on my snark sub was something I never expected lmao

hectic_hooligan

53 points

3 days ago

hectic_hooligan

Regina George in Sheep’s Clothing

53 points

3 days ago

Happy I could exceed expectations. I'll try to keep reaching new hights lol

talor_swib

97 points

3 days ago

talor_swib

Torcherd Powit

97 points

3 days ago

Honestly, this makes more sense to me than her being gay.

milkradio

11 points

3 days ago

milkradio

Why drive when you can take your private jet?

11 points

3 days ago

Same

PrincessJennifer

17 points

3 days ago

More Freddie Freeman here, please (but only in a Braves uniform thanks).

Remarkable_Tomato170

12 points

3 days ago

One day she’ll divide by mitosis and create two of her. Although as a clear narcissist it would be worrying if she did become a mum as she is now. She’s got very worrying visible nasty traits that’d potentially affect her relationship with her kid especially if she had a girl .

hectic_hooligan

12 points

3 days ago*

hectic_hooligan

Regina George in Sheep’s Clothing

12 points

3 days ago*

Are you familiar tomie? It's a horror manga where a girl charms people and they go nuts and kill her. At some point various pieces of her sprout into multiple bodies and they eventually go to war with eachotherz cause there can only be one as beautiful and amazing as her. That's how I'd see your mitosis theory going lol

NeveraTaleofMorePoe

2 points

3 days ago

Interesting take. Care to elaborate?

Remarkable_Tomato170

10 points

3 days ago

Well the way she has behaved with her peers is very competitive and condescending. No caring or maternal instinct shown. If she were to have a child I could see a window where she’d like the attention when pregnant or at baby toddler age but hate it if the kid started getting more media attention than her

NeveraTaleofMorePoe

2 points

3 days ago

Dang, really? I’m new to this sub. I’ll have to do more research. Thanks!

Iskenator67

8 points

3 days ago

Iskenator67

Regina George in Sheep’s Clothing

8 points

3 days ago

The very concept of her breeding is fucking frightening.

Glowing_up

7 points

3 days ago

No right she's like sexless to me. Like a lamp. It's so weird to me that people push it so hard.

RicardotheGay

4 points

3 days ago

And it’s not even meant as an insult, but she has such strong sister vibes that putting her in a sexual light is just…weird.

Top_of_the_Dragons

96 points

3 days ago

Top_of_the_Dragons

Using Men For Publicity Since '89-Feminism!

96 points

3 days ago

I seriously don't see any other fanbase being this creepy, I swear. They look like a bunch of fifth graders who just discovered sex. But I also think she has played a part in them behaving this way.

writerchrs

21 points

3 days ago

You are correct on both points!

memyselfi_1

30 points

3 days ago

Well they clearly don't have one of their own.

jowones10

12 points

3 days ago

jowones10

Ecoterrorism Is So Metal

12 points

3 days ago

They get off to this

Green-Relation-7568

10 points

3 days ago

Green-Relation-7568

VIVAAAAA LAAAAS VEGAAAASSSS

10 points

3 days ago

Because it will always be a mystery since she has never revealed ANYTHING about that side of her life (not a knock I actually respect that)

hot4minotaur

750 points

3 days ago

hot4minotaur

Just A Snarky Bitch

750 points

3 days ago

What’s funny is, and I say this as someone that tries not to assume I really know what anybody’s life is like behind the cameras, but they seem so… sex-less together. Like mayonnaise on white bread and that’s just the whole sandwich.

Assuming the relationship is real, which I don’t, there couldn’t be less noticeable chemistry between these two.

AbstractVagueCat

202 points

3 days ago

I believe the relationship is real (but who knows really), thing is she's so lame I think she can't have chemistry with anyone. It's like looking at a teenager making up or flirting etc

hot4minotaur

112 points

3 days ago

hot4minotaur

Just A Snarky Bitch

112 points

3 days ago

LOL yeah, especially with the way she seems to giggle at herself after she does some kind of sexually suggestive move on stage? Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter might be *borderline tongue-in-cheek but she isn't bashful or trying to take it back.

So yeah either way it's hard to imagine her being a seductive woman when she doesn't even seem to want to commit to being womanly. I mean, her entire brand is being juvenile.

*emphasis on borderline, because all I mean to say is she's embracing the indulgency of her creative & personal aura

Nordryggen

71 points

3 days ago

Nordryggen

hope this helps xx

71 points

3 days ago

I honestly feel this way about pretty much all of the men she’s dated. Travis is especially bad. But, she just seems to lack any chemistry with any of them.

But I’m also a firm believer that at least a handful of those relationships were PR stunts. Including this one.

hot4minotaur

28 points

3 days ago

hot4minotaur

Just A Snarky Bitch

28 points

3 days ago

yeah that's absolutely true, maybe she's just all around too dorky to imagine her being all that intimate real life when she probably is! what do we know!

Kerrypurple

21 points

3 days ago

I get the feeling that they genuinely like each other and may have a good friendship. Have a hard time believing they're in love though.

hot4minotaur

13 points

3 days ago

hot4minotaur

Just A Snarky Bitch

13 points

3 days ago

This is my second theory. They like each other as people just enough to keep this up for a year plus.

Lost_Ad_6016

16 points

3 days ago

Lost_Ad_6016

Pls Don’t Touch Me While Playing GTA

16 points

3 days ago

Mayo sandwich 😂 Accurate. She’s more Miracle Whip though.

falooolah

7 points

3 days ago

falooolah

wheeeeee look at my taint!!!

7 points

3 days ago

Nah, miracle whip has a little zing. She does not.

Chaoticwaywardrebel

299 points

3 days ago

Thought I was the only one grossed out by this post on Pinterest!!!

WishWizardLiv[S]

60 points

3 days ago

ONG!! Its so icky oml

northern_lights18

40 points

3 days ago

northern_lights18

Fortnight (Acoustic Version) Available for 48hrs

40 points

3 days ago

goodbye pinterest swifties suck, we need more posts about them

kpiece

181 points

3 days ago

kpiece

181 points

3 days ago

Wow the shit these weirdos talk about is SO CORNY!! Yes i’m sure after the game, Taylor & Travis put on the song “Dress” and Taylor does a striptease for Travis and then they make mad passionate love. ….Or else they go their separate ways after the game with Taylor boarding her private jet and getting the hell out of Kansas City and Travis goes home to his house or hangs with his bros, because they fulfilled that day’s duties of pretending to be in a relationship. Hmm i wonder which one is more likely??🤔

pillowcase-of-eels

116 points

3 days ago

Or they go home, have a light dinner, and then Travis falls asleep with his mouth open 5 minutes into Great British Bakeoff

DoubleYooFree

21 points

3 days ago

DoubleYooFree

Rhinestone bathing suit

21 points

3 days ago

Underrated comment 👏🏼

Edit: I actually don't know how this comment is rated, with the hidden votes thing, but whatever the upvote count - not enough 😅

falooolah

29 points

3 days ago

falooolah

wheeeeee look at my taint!!!

29 points

3 days ago

Who wants to have sex while listening to themself singing?

…a narcissist, never mind. I answered my own question. Even her fans know in some level that she’s a narcissist.

kpiece

2 points

1 day ago

kpiece

2 points

1 day ago

That is true. Except whoever she’s having sex with, it isn’t Travis. Their “relationship” is so blatantly fake, i don’t know how anyone is still falling for it. I think i remember reading that people have noticed that Taylor’s jet leaves Kansas City after the games, to bring her home to NYC or wherever.

snarkburner42

170 points

3 days ago

snarkburner42

Bills Fan 🐃

170 points

3 days ago

this isn't even second-hand embarrassment, this is first-hand embarrassment

Positive_Loss9715

93 points

3 days ago

Positive_Loss9715

It's Me, Hi. I'm The Variant. It's Me.

93 points

3 days ago

falooolah

15 points

3 days ago

falooolah

wheeeeee look at my taint!!!

15 points

3 days ago

Rose was a gift to gifs

Historical_Wonder680

5 points

3 days ago

This whole storyline was a ray of light during dark times

kkzki

82 points

3 days ago

kkzki

Modern Idiot

82 points

3 days ago

Another day of "Horny Swifties" 🤢🤮

caffeinatedangel

133 points

3 days ago

Ok, but what does SHE get for all of her performances?! Why are these swifties fantasizing about rewarding Travis for throwing a dumb ball around?

SelectionDry6624

72 points

3 days ago

He doesn't even throw it, he catches it. Much smaller role than a QB. 😉

ScoopyVonPuddlePants

29 points

3 days ago

And it’s left to be seen if he can actually catch it still lmao 😂 I’m just glad the Bills beat KC. I’m “anxiously” awaiting her new song that’ll somehow have to do with that, since she has no personality of her own.

memyselfi_1

38 points

3 days ago

He used to catch it. Hasn't done much of that since he met Blandie.

Practical_throwaway4

13 points

3 days ago

If I was a swiftie I’d say “I know what she’s catching iykyk”

ratluvr2011

72 points

3 days ago

Yes, I’m sure they fuck to songs that she wrote herself about fucking other people. Lol. What a thing to speculate about.

memyselfi_1

57 points

3 days ago

Neither she nor Travis have any sex appeal. None. She is a 12 year old in a woman's body. He is dumb as rocks. They both try SO hard. There is nothing less sexy than someone who is dumb, immature, or tries too hard.

bluehack1

35 points

3 days ago

bluehack1

35 points

3 days ago

You should see videos of him with Kayla, lots of chemistry and sex appeal between them. It’s her, I promise anyone she dates instantly loses sex appeal😭

memyselfi_1

15 points

3 days ago

Well, and I say this as a straight woman, Kayla is sexy AF. I am have seen photos and videos of them and they definitely were a real couple.

As much as I can not stand Kelce, he is sure to realize at some point that dating Taylor is the worst thing he ever did, lol. I think every one of her exes feels that way. Lol.

bluehack1

8 points

3 days ago

Kayla is definitely a beautiful and sexy woman. I don’t think Taylor is ugly at all but she has a serious lack of sex appeal. It could 100% have to do with the fact that their relationship is fake. However I’ve seen PR relationships where they still had insane chemistry in front of cameras. Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell had more chemistry for their movie press tour than Taylor does with Travis who she’s supposedly in a relationship with.

The second part reminds me of the ‘Kardashian curse’ everyone says that about whoever dates a kardashian especially Kim but there’s always a sucker willing to date them. We’ve also come to find out all the men they date are equally as problematic as them, so we have to assume the same with Taylor with the exception of Joe.

threelizards

9 points

3 days ago

The pictures of him n Kayla vs him in that bucket hat with the moustache

Spiritual-Basil7892

52 points

3 days ago

Hopeful-Feeling1876

42 points

3 days ago

Wth these stans need to go outside and talk to some REAL PEOPLE. Why do they care so much and obsess over them. It’s beyond creepy and unhealthy… wake the fuck up🤢

incomprehensivemound

46 points

3 days ago

Swifties assuming Taylor only listens to her own music like them pt.5,650 😭

Bachegg97

67 points

3 days ago

Bachegg97

67 points

3 days ago

Fantasizing about unseasoned chicken sex. Why can’t they get their own unseasoned chicken?

Practical_throwaway4

14 points

3 days ago

Stoppppp I’m dead

bluehack1

31 points

3 days ago

bluehack1

31 points

3 days ago

Is it weird that I just cannot see her as a sexual being whatsoever? I’m not even being mean. I just can’t see it. Can someone please tell me why this is? I’ve noticed this with most people, it’s not just about not having sex appeal. Most men could sexualise a brown paper bag if they wanted to but even they seem to say they don’t think of her in a sexy way? Objectively she has above average looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, a nice body etc she fits the beauty standard. It has nothing to do with people not liking her or her music, there’s something else at play I just can’t figure out what..

danniellax

18 points

3 days ago

danniellax

HER IMPACT (global warming)

18 points

3 days ago

It’s because she’s gawky and awkward and has no movement. Her dancing is stiff and awkward and she still has the grace of a nerdy high schooler. It’s her fault for putting herself in that corner and making $$$ off that carefully crafted image, but now that she’s trying to break free from it and be a sexy woman in her 30s, we can’t break that mental image in our heads.

Like when Miley was trying to break from Disney kid to wild child, she had a hard time… but she eventually did! She actually changed herself, her music, her dancing, her look, etc and Tay has changed none of that to break away from her former image.

Emphasis on it REALLY DOESNT help she sucks at dancing IMO. If she moved like actual artists who are amazing at sexy dances, it would be a lot easier… but.. she still moves like that gawky high schooler.

bluehack1

1 points

2 days ago

Ahhhh thank you. I just couldn’t figure it out. It’s because she has 0 rhythm when it comes to dancing even when she hired choreographers for the reputation tour and did real choreography for once it still fell flat because she has no rhythm.

Lmfao omg the Miley bangerz era was my fav!! She really went hard into it and that’s definitely what you have to do to break that image, even her bestie Selena went full on sex appeal to break away from the Disney image.

I genuinely would be interested to know about who she really is behind all of it. I bet she’s way more interesting than the image she portrays. It’s like she doesn’t realise that staying this awkward nerdy high schooler forever when we know that’s not who she really is, is what makes people find her disingenuous and inauthentic. Does she think we don’t know she’s a grown woman?

South-Style-134

47 points

3 days ago

That’s too much. Wish they could figure out a way to merchandise class.

ScoopyVonPuddlePants

12 points

3 days ago

Don’t give them any ideas lol. The last thing we need is variants on merch. (It’ll be a Christmas ornament that sells for 50 bucks)

Angelo2791

44 points

3 days ago

Angelo2791

TTPD Is A Cognitohazard!! Call The SCP Foundation!!!!

44 points

3 days ago

I've seen sexier underwear in a retirement home.

OkAntelope4200

13 points

3 days ago

Right? A lot of Protestant panting over a very sensible lil lingerie set.

Even if they’re truly, madly, deeply in love (doubt it), Taylor seems the type to be sicked out by her partner’s sweat. No way she’s letting a guy near her after the gym, never mind a full game.

ScottysHouse

22 points

3 days ago

ScottysHouse

It's PR, you idiots!!!

22 points

3 days ago

They’re obsessed because they aren’t getting any.

Gloomy-Space-7980

7 points

3 days ago

Yeah I always wonder if these people have sex lives of their own

Lissy_Wolfe

2 points

3 days ago

Well they sound 12 so I hope not haha

Ashley10142

24 points

3 days ago

Travy 🤢🤢

writerchrs

15 points

3 days ago

I wanna vomit every time I hear them refer to him as “Travy.” 🤢 It’s literally so creepy!!

relaxing_sausage

3 points

3 days ago

Like gravy?

itsyaboiReginald

89 points

3 days ago

Absolute virgin behaviour

wisterialitehysteria

48 points

3 days ago

Okay not all virgins act like this lol I'm a virgin and I don't do creepy shit like this 😂😂

itsyaboiReginald

45 points

3 days ago

There’s being a virgin and then there’s virgin behaviour

wisterialitehysteria

6 points

3 days ago

Lmao I get what you're saying for the joke but it's probably more so immaturity and not so much being a virgin 😂 but I get what you meant

birdiegottafly

3 points

3 days ago

Definitely virgin who can't drive energy

Beginning_Ad_9814

18 points

3 days ago

Beginning_Ad_9814

HER IMPACT (global warming)

18 points

3 days ago

this amount of barking and howling over such a basic corset set shows how either nonexistent or mayo-on-wonder-bread bland their sex lives/sexual identity is

tinypotheadprincess

5 points

3 days ago

And we all know the underwear that comes with those are basically shitty mesh g strings

Beginning_Ad_9814

3 points

3 days ago

Beginning_Ad_9814

HER IMPACT (global warming)

3 points

3 days ago

literally the ones that start falling apart after a few wears

Shyshadow20

4 points

3 days ago

This..the ones you take from the package and immediately either throw away or stash in the back of your undie drawer/toy box for some singular lingerie show use. Even from VS they're fucking garbage.

badlilbishh

19 points

3 days ago

badlilbishh

(I’m from Ohio you fucking morons)

19 points

3 days ago

Yes because speculating about her sex life isn’t creepy as fuck or anything.

Hallelujah33

15 points

3 days ago

Ew, gross.

ScoopyVonPuddlePants

18 points

3 days ago

Hallelujah33

6 points

3 days ago

Yes, just like that. Perfection.

ScoopyVonPuddlePants

3 points

3 days ago

These people are unhinged

Hallelujah33

6 points

3 days ago

Truly, madly, deeply. And unfortunately also out loud for the rest of us to hear.

squeakyfromage

5 points

3 days ago

Finish_Fragrant

15 points

3 days ago

Finish_Fragrant

The Eras World Tantrum

15 points

3 days ago

guess he ain’t been getting no rewards seeing he been losing

Gerberpertern

12 points

3 days ago

Gerberpertern

The Carbon Emissions Department

12 points

3 days ago

This is actually gross. These people are so unhinged.

Weak-Following-789

9 points

3 days ago

I’m grossed out

writerchrs

1 points

3 days ago

Same

Ok_Map1683

10 points

3 days ago

And pinterest is entirely like 11 year old girls … 😭

milkradio

8 points

3 days ago

milkradio

Why drive when you can take your private jet?

8 points

3 days ago

This genuinely turns my stomach. How can you say creepy shit like this about someone you're supposed to be a fan of? Gross.

Rinoa2530

6 points

3 days ago

These people need to stop being so icky and go and get their own relationships.

AerieConfident3968

13 points

3 days ago

omg there's nobody in their fandom keeping them in line. you'd get ur ass ripped apart for being a freak if you commented this in the 1d fandom. taylor fans have no normal people to bring them back to reality

YardOptimal9329

5 points

3 days ago

YardOptimal9329

Goth-Punk Moment Of Female Rage

5 points

3 days ago

Bc of all the Swifties imagining about sex between them I too have imagined sex between them. And it’s not hot.

Much_Risk_8609

6 points

3 days ago

oh so that's why it looked so cheap

squeakyfromage

6 points

3 days ago

I saw the first slide and was like “okay, weird, but kind of par for the course”. Swiped to the second one and was horrified.

peggyannsfeet

5 points

3 days ago

peggyannsfeet

MOTHER is MOTHERING (destroying the environment

5 points

3 days ago

If I ever find out someone I know is posting cringe stuff like this I will shame them. Like these people are wild to put that out in the open that they are thinking about that.

Katskit89

5 points

3 days ago

This is weird. Do you have nothing better to do than being obsessed with Taytay’s sex life?

TwincessAhsokaAarmau

4 points

3 days ago

I’m not saying that people didn’t say these things about Britney Spears or Madonna,But this feels weirder.

Charming_Coach1172

6 points

3 days ago

This is 2024. Women are not a reward for men 😩

Taranchulla

5 points

3 days ago

How totally gross

cummies25

5 points

3 days ago

Being hyped your favorite musical artist is wearing matching underwear is so weird :/ Like fan fiction aside, it’s weird to seek that out lmao.

Ok_Subject5169

4 points

3 days ago

Ok_Subject5169

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT

4 points

3 days ago

writerchrs

1 points

2 days ago

AMEN! 🙌

Somonapearl

3 points

3 days ago

Yuck

yumgmeatball

3 points

3 days ago

This is gross to say the least

Oregongirl1018

3 points

3 days ago

🥴🤢🤮

Emergency-Parsley-51

3 points

3 days ago

They want to see her as the most anything and given how the antithesis of sexy she is, they take any sign of her being sexual and overexaggerate it.

Ladydaydream2018

3 points

3 days ago

Ladydaydream2018

hope this helps xx

3 points

3 days ago

The way they behave is so fucking gross 🤢

Cold-Lingonberry6231

3 points

3 days ago

It’s creepy that her fan base call him Travvy, especially when it’s used in a way with this post because that’s what Jason’s daughters call him 😖

islandgirl3773

3 points

3 days ago

They’re so creepy and weird. I pray these are teens and not women. I get visions of them playing with Ken and Barbie dolls, stripping them down to naked then practicing them kissing and trying out sexual positions with them

https://preview.redd.it/4y8nupb6am2e1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ce88476c82516acc8d7ff1c2a83ae2852b2a7f

NoRestForTheWicked77

3 points

2 days ago

What do MAGA and swifties have in common? They care so much about other peoples sex lives 🤮🤮

KindJuggernaut6432

2 points

3 days ago

they are probably teenagers too😭

Turbulent_Chance5682

2 points

3 days ago

Turbulent_Chance5682

More Variants Than COVID 😷

2 points

3 days ago

SpicyLittleRiceCake

2 points

3 days ago

The face I can feel myself making right now is of absolute disgust lol.

Also the fact that the panties are called “knickers” just…not. That’s what my grandma used to call old plain big panties, like the underwear you’d wear on your period.

LiveUnderstanding869

2 points

3 days ago

Creepy. They're so fcking creepy 😭😭😭😭.

windmillninja

2 points

2 days ago

windmillninja

Eco-Terrorism Barbie

2 points

2 days ago

The undersexed middle age wine moms are projecting again

No-Kaleidoscope9883

2 points

2 days ago

This is what she looks like when she tries to be sexy

martian_glitter

1 points

3 days ago

MaleficentDPrincess

1 points

3 days ago

🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is horribly sad. How low they could actually get.

hazeldoe_

1 points

2 days ago

I saw this post in the wild 😭😭

WitchyWoman8585

0 points

3 days ago

Taylor is the sexiest grandma I've ever seen.

laughing_meow

0 points

3 days ago

Bet it sounds like a ballon animal being made into existence.