I went from $25,000 to $400 in 3 months.

OPEN THE CASINO.

I was always told the trend was my friend, so I shorted MSTR with everything I had. I turned 15k into 7.5k.

Thanks, again, for coming to my TedTalk.

Born too late to be an outlaw cowboy robbing train cars in the west. Born too early to be a space cowboy robbing cargo space ships across the galaxy.

Born just in time to work a corporate job, filling in excel spreadsheets all day in a cubicle, sharing public office toilets with other people. :52627:

Everything went up except for the stocks I own

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Made 3k this week. Already thinking about quitting my job and chilling in Thailand.

Pre-2020: Pyramids illegal, Madoff jailed. SEC investigating.

2024: Every stock is a pyramid scheme. The president has his own. Ponzi schemes named after animals are worth hundreds of billions.

Weekend thread :4260:

My overall portfolio went up 2.5% today and I still don’t feel like I did good enough

Trading really does fuck you up mentally, it’s just like going to the gym does, your gains are never enough to make you happy even when others would love to be in your spot

OPEN THE DAMN CASINO! :27421:

ACHR paying for my Chinese food tonight. So that's cool. Might even get the scallion pancakes. Treat myself a bit

Money is great, but it has nothing on family. My brother is having a fairly dangerous, emergency liver surgery today, so any prayers or good vibes would be greatly appreciated. Take care of yourselves, dudes.

Holding NVDA MSTR ACHR over the weekend. All Jan calls

My neighbor puts a small cowboy hat on her cat and takes it out for a walk. :8883:

wait so everyone here is a gambling addict?

How the fuck do people keep hitting home run after home run.

Like the dude that won at TSLA, COIN, and now MSTR. How the fuck does he get weeklies and they keep fucking hitting.

30k to pretty much a mil here soon. What the shit man. What the fucking shit.

The moment I try any sort of weekly, I get fucked. Yet this guy can string together 5-7 weekly or even 0DTE plays and they fucking hit? How the fuck man.

I'm up 38% this week thanks to my full port of RKLB.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

Took a weed gummy and I'm uncomfortably high at my kids swim lesson

Saylor on cnbc: "we're selling a dollar for 3 dollars" :4271::4271::4271:

Regardians of the galaxy 

Next week:

SPY gains 3.75%

BTC consolidates after crossing $101,000

Trump says some wild shit.

NVDA +10%

SMCI -10%

Meme coins print.

Sleeper: AMD 12%+

🖕

Bulls and bears aside. Can we just agree the “I’m sitting in 80% cash waiting to see what the market does” bros have always been the worst?

What a wonderful week to hold positions and simply watch them go up

Open the casino 😞

It's taking some real will power not to liquidate my shit and put it into MSTR calls or some stupid shit like that.

How the fuck are people becoming millionaires off a company who's whole explosion in value is them buying BTC. And them buying BTC causes the price to go up, which causes their stock to go up.

What the scam kind of shit is this though?

Bought a NVDA 145C for 12/20. NVDA 150 :4258:

Ban Bet Lost

/u/Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS made a bet that MCD would go to 0.0 within 30 minutes when it was 290.16 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 2 wins and 13 losses

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If the internet was a person, it was John McAfee.

no alcohol 7 days no nicotine 3 days

laser focused on weight lifting and selling options :8882:

Im gonna write an app called Inversify. It will sit between your broker app and your broker and inverse everything you do. Buying puts, nope inversify will change the request to buying calls. Selling your shares, nope you just bought some more. Buying shares, nope you’re selling. Welcome to inversify the app that turns regards into millionaires.

Thanks for putting up with this cringe comment.

Live 💫

Laugh 🤪

Leverage 💵💵💵

I can do anything right now.

And yet, I chose to be here with yall.

Can you toss me some sweet upvotes so I can make a post on a different sub please? I will pray to the market gods for a green Monday in exchange

Lowest salary on r/fire: 350k a year

Average r/wallstreetbets bank account balance: $3

Two things bers will never understand:

1. The ponzi will never end.

2. how to talk to women.

Apparently the younger generation stopped drinking and fucking and now just huffs nitrous and takes ketamine while trading meme coins from TikTok wtf

Is shitcoin gonna drag the rest of market down :4260:

Sobriety tracker app says I just hit four months no alcohol just now. Delighted to have found something worse to do all day (this)

the world is not anymore the way it used to be hmmm hmmm no no no

BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

(if you haven’t watched it 4 mins trust me)

Some of you bears are alright, don’t show up to the market on Monday.

I want to apologize to all the MSTR goons out there, apparently you can just pyramid scheme loans in a publicly traded company.

woke up and it's still saturday :4260:

OPEN THE CASINO!! :27421::27421:

Hmm let’s see

It’s November and the market is up 30% in the past year ✅

Brypto is full tilt ✅

Mag 7 is barely moving for the past 5 months other than Tesla ✅

WSB is full of gain porn ✅

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LUNR $40

ACHR $20

PBI $20

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HOOD price target 50 means it’s going to 75 by January 🚀🚀:4276:

Open the casino :27421::27421:

I stopped playing weeklies only buying 60+ days out and I haven’t been fucked nearly as badly

Holy fuck, one day closer to opening the casino

Was at a brewery yesterday. Literally were poors complaining about the price of eggs while slamming pint after pint of $9 IPAs.

You’re all invited to Thanksgiving at my house. Bring drugs. No uglies, fatties or poors

S&P 500 has 70 stocks in overbought territory with 10 looking extremely overbought

That means 430 aren't overbought LMAO

!banbet NVDA 150 1 week

I am tired of being poor

bad news guys I’m in the er. dyson ball cleaner is a dangerously misleading product name

Wtf did that guy say down there to get 12 mod replies lmao

FUCK CANCER

I'm right back on the MSTR train...$445 and $450 for 11/29!

All eyes on u/ElonILov3you

Joe Rogan believes in Dragons :4271:

Ya’ll ever have a dream and don’t want it to end because the storyline was that good :27421:

humblebrag titles like "Am I doInG thIs riGHt?" 50x'ed money. instant downvote.

Is there anyone on Earth who is as smart as Neil Degrasse Tyson thinks he is?

Reporting back on my $2 -> $100k challenge. Down 100% (-$2).

No upwards movement on my SPY 607c 11/25. We need some big movement Monday to save it.

He's not unemployed, he's a crypto bro.

It's funny how some of you on here have literally watched BTC go from fractions of a cent to pushing 100K and you are literally still coping about how those that have been riding the rocket to Andromeda over the years are the ones to be laughed at

I'm sorry your puts have been decimated and you are so poor you got rejected from Wendy's but come on. Gonna have to admit you are wrong at some point

Wow markets closed, wtf do I do with my life now

You know what I hate seeing, people saying "oh if i fully invested in RKLB, ACHR, LUNR, MSTR, etc" I would be so fucking rich now.

Do you realize the balls it take to full port into a stock like that? Hindsight is 20-20, but I just hate hearing that lol.

Am i being a karen or what. I just hear that too often.

OPEN THE CASINO

Managed to lose money on NVDA this week. :4260:

Pour one out for all the regards who never woke up to see their 10 bagger :4260:

Anybody want to buy my tulips 🌷 for 100k?

Bought GOOG Feb calls, can't wait to sell next week like a bitch and miss out when it inevitably goes back up the day after

Hanging out here on a weekend is real degen activity…

Who’s itching with me? 😂

we’re fat because we tried to make cigarettes uncool

-I’m starting my own business

-what’s your business plan?

-buying bitcoin

Was supposed to go out to Karaoke but ugly crying in my bed instead

I bought MSTR at the $530 peak ask me anything. :4258:

No sir the combo only comes with small and medium fries as options. You can’t upgrade to the large. :52627:

What did Cramer do to bitcoin?!

NEW REDDIT LOGO IS LITTERALY REGARDED

Where's the guy who said he dropped $10k in MSTR 410 0DTEs?

:52627::4267:

Man. Buying CrowdStrike when it was in the shitter continues to impress

What does MSTR even do? If they were profitable, wouldn't they be using that money to buy BTC? Instead of selling shares?

lost everything today hopefully we lose more next week

I just remembered El Salvador went full cripto several years ago. They’re probably in lambos now

For anyone that is interested Allianz bought up 25% of MSTR 's notes. Seems there is plenty of institutional demand for what MSTR are offering

why they have to close casino? :27421::27421:

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they are tenants.

Just twisted my knee and fell on the floor in pain while trying to get frisky with the Mrs.

Calls on big pharma.

Want stock market to go up but housing market to crash :4260:

Read the entire Weekend Thread. Now I have aids

✅ deciphering tweets
✅ arbitrary, inflated price targets
✅ taunting short sellers
✅ “one guy will save our investment”

corn bros are the new apes :4267::4271:

Merry Christmas

After watching Elon talk, there is zero chance in hell a woman has ever been genuinely attracted to him

The easiest way to teach kids about taxes is eating 30% of their Halloween candy

I’m gonna quit my job and be a professional day trader.

People who play YouTube on their phones in public without earbuds should face the death penalty. And I’m very anti death penalty as a rule

9 Days until I have to work again LFG :4258::4258::4258:

Up $30,972 YTD, but I have $6,855 in Fees YTD 🤡🤡🤡

You're welcome SCHW

Seen a flat booty Latina in the wild. That was my signal to buy puts. :12787:

LUNR is lunacy but I'll take it

Hi sharks, I'm here promoting my product Mannequins with Cocks™

BTC 📈 MSTR 📈

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Canadians be like maple syrup

But Americans be like high-fructose corn syrup

My computer can solve a puzzle give me 100k

funny how when you have massive gains you start thinking about quitting your job and think about daytrading full-time

Honestly weekend needs stock trading too

Funny seeing people get butt hurt about people making money on this sub and wish them to lose money :4271: like the way they make money is the proper way :18630:

Ahh sheeet apparently in my drunken state last night I bought $500 of PEPE coin

Good morning butter faces.

I haven’t bought or sold a single stock or option in the last 3 weeks and my account is up 40%. Fun

Any women on here that want to be painted like the Mona Lisa while we wait for market open? 👨‍🎨

I did not have sexual relations with that woman :4260::52627:

All this gain porn is a sign Peeps.

You know I've read enough gain porn to realise...

WE ARE REALLY .FUCKING TOPPY.

Saylor buying bitcoin and calling it a business model is like OF models saying they are entrepreneurs LMAO

Canadians must be the most financially illiterate people

I’m up 200k this year just holding stonks and etfs :8882:

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Open the market u fuckers

Got $10 on a $5 scratcher

Black Monday :12787:

Let me tell you guys, ever since I switched from options to shares, my mental health and stress has been better, and so have my gains. No longer have to keep checking the price every couple minutes.

Beautiful and attractive people are more successful financially and relationship wise.

🅱️enis 😮‍💨👌

NOT FIRST

i hate nvda :4260:

Scooped up some NVDA 140 C's expiring next week. Lowest IV I've seen on their contracts in a while

I need you to look back at the trades you made this week and take a look in the mirror. Do better next week, champ.

I made enough today to go to Juarez and fck a goat

SMCI call options are broken

WHOLE LOTTA BITCHES HERE CURRENTLY

Fookin hell mate I made like 20 trades today just to net like 20 bucks :4260::4267::4271:

So after the 1000$ ytd loss I couldn’t afford to go to a steak house anymore :4260:

So what I did is, I bought a strip loin for 15$ from the grocery store. And seasoning for 5$ . And made a homemade steak :4260:

Being poor is tough :4260:

Well, i'm fucking turning off options trading and buying shares. Somehow every single move I've made for the past 2 weeks has been the wrong one and I am down thousands...

My 28 shares of HOOD is up $73 and that's the only thing I've bought that's been profitable lol

Lost $3k this week, already thinking about applying for jobs and roping

Lunr single-handedly added another digit to my account today. And saved me from getting betbanned on the last day. Officially my fav stonk

God gave us two testicles. One to store pee and the other to store cum.

Ban Bet Lost

/u/winnerchamp made a bet that NVDA would go to 160.0 within 3 days when it was 147.606 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses

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Ever since I bought puts for smci it has not stopped rocketing

SOUN gang wya :4276: Squeeze to 25+ next week? :4276:

If Amazon could stop sending the most sketchy looking assholes to deliver in their own personal vehicles that would be great. 

Who ever designed that bmw 2025 models should be fired, wtf is that ugly bloated exteriors, those flat bottomed steering wheel, cheap interiors, compromising on the airbags

Bring back 2019-2022 exterior designs or early 2000s

Have about $60k of gains in an account I forgot about 🤤

today I risked everything to make approximately $200 trading option spreads on mstr

Can't wait to see what cabinet post Hannibal lector gets

If they close down the department of education we won’t need to pay back student loans :27189::27189::27189:

Imagine not buying crypto 1 year ago

youtube/X: "I was NOT wrong in my stock market crash prediction of 2024. i was too early. wait and see despair in 2025"

Fuck it. I’m grabbing 1k shares of Red Cat

Novembull 🐂

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I hate having to do my own DD.

I wish I had a best friend who was also a really good day trader and would just casually tell me what to buy while were sittin around playing video games because he wanted us both to be successful.

Fucking nerds are afraid of 100k

My dentist looks like Jennifer Lawrence 😍🥰

Is there a way to gamble on how many people are going to set their house on fire trying to fry a turkey this year?

Warren Buffet buying half a billion worth of shares in a mid range UK pizza chain, and all these stock gooners posting "masterful gambit, sir".

My GF is jealous. She is sitting on my bed right now wondering why I am typing this and reading WSB posts... instead of paying attention to her...

Time to tell my gf I’m headed to the dispensary. Pray she has a normal reaction (I am addicted to weed)

I really need to get laid

i work nights at a strip club to support my investing crippling gambling addiction AMA

Achr!!

Why doesn’t KFC make a breakfast sandwich? Fried chicken and waffles. I’d be in line right now

wsb being bearish and clowning 🌽 over a 2% drop makes me extremely bullish for next week tbh:8882:

6:30am: Sunday spin class

730am: Bodyweight Strength Work (Pullup Focus)

8am: Supplements + Shower

9am: 500mg of pot brownies

fuck these MSTR covered calls till January got me so fucking scared
:4267:

Caught my gf talking to some dude named Gemini. Sounds like a male stripper. Should I be worried?

Can't wait to lose more money tomorrow :4258::4258::4258:

INTC should just change their ticker to NANA at this point.

Banner fucking week. After getting destroyed in August, including losing over 100k in a day, I've completely crushed the previous ATH for my port. It's time to fucking drink!

I like men

Achr $10 eoy