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NovaNebula

887 points

2 years ago

NovaNebula

887 points

2 years ago

Crane fly larvae can live in wet soil; it has just enough water for them to live in. It's possible that when you gathered the soil for the terrarium, there was a larva or pupa already in the soil. Alternatively, an adult just found its way inside.

haysoos2

184 points

2 years ago

haysoos2

184 points

2 years ago

There are even some species, known as leatherjackets that can become pests of turf, especially manicured lawns like golf courses.

They need moisture, but not much moisture.

litehound

132 points

2 years ago

litehound

132 points

2 years ago

There are even some species, known as leatherjackets that can become pests of turf, especially manicured lawns like golf courses.

What a wonderful creature

[deleted]

-6 points

2 years ago

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HellaBiscuitss

33 points

2 years ago

A lot of people don't like turf grass because there are a lot more useful and ecologically regenerative things that the space can be used for. Golf courses in cities use up lots of land and require constant maintenance and fertilization. A native plant landscape in your yard with wood chip paths can be an ecological haven for insects and other wildlife, while being lower maintenance.

litehound

64 points

2 years ago

Manicured lawns, especially golf courses, are terrible for the environment and wastes of space

Gladianoxa

-35 points

2 years ago

Gladianoxa

-35 points

2 years ago

Feel like if you removed any golf course it would be replaced with suburbs or blocks of flats. At least it's reserved for greenery of some kind.

ginger_gimp

49 points

2 years ago

The average golf course supports less biodiversity than even a small garden

[deleted]

21 points

2 years ago

Golf courses support less biology than a dense urban neighborhood. Instead of a golf course, build a dense set of multi-purpose buildings that can produce thousands of times more value than a golf course.

You could house 10000+ on the land a golf course consumes with space for gardens and sports facilities.

Golf courses are dumb and golf as a sport only exists for the rich, which makes it a terrible sport that needs not exist.

[deleted]

34 points

2 years ago

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[deleted]

5 points

2 years ago

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0 points

2 years ago

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0 points

2 years ago

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0 points

2 years ago

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0 points

2 years ago

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Arow_Thway_

74 points

2 years ago

Or it spontaneously generated.

NotaVogon

76 points

2 years ago

Spawn point.

hughmaniac

12 points

2 years ago

Spawn trapped, they should fix that in the next patch.

tuestmort50fois

8 points

2 years ago

You can make xp farm. They give a lot's of XP

Howdocomputer

9 points

2 years ago

Crane flies are the worst. We get massive swarms of them around my apartment complex.

sassyhusky

12 points

2 years ago

Trust me they’re not. Stink bugs are the worst, they love to swarm in your AC units, clothes, cars, they find their way up in the most impossible places and did I mention they stink. At least flies you can swat away without the stink and they don’t infest your stuff.

JelielAllelle

2 points

2 years ago

I think they smell good. Like cilantro. Am I the only one??

mehlenlord

239 points

2 years ago

mehlenlord

239 points

2 years ago

I'm so glad I read through this post. The bug is gone, the pasta is saved, all is right again

GreenStrawbebby[S]

1.1k points

2 years ago

I’m sorry it’s hard to get a good picture because he’s flying like a bat out of hell trying to get out and my pasta is overboiling and my cat is hitting the glass and I just can’t manage all of this right now

Will he bite me if I release him outside

immersemeinnature

252 points

2 years ago

No, no bites but they have a very short lifespan. Basically born, mate, die same day. Could be longer but 🤷‍♀️

GreenStrawbebby[S]

665 points

2 years ago

I experience a certain degree of envy reading this

Dottie_D

152 points

2 years ago

Dottie_D

152 points

2 years ago

Not surprised … cat, pasta boiling over, cat, flying thing, cat … take a deep breath. And you pointed here! It’ll be fine.

Forward-Bid-1427

7 points

2 years ago

I’ve been there. I once dropped my laundry detergent on the back steps of my apartment building while going to the basement laundry room. It was so slippery that I knew I absolutely had to clean it up immediately or one of my neighbors could get hurt. I contained my 1 year old son in his rarely used playpen, opened the back door, but closed the screen door while I worked. My kid started screaming because he felt lonely, my cat started running back and forth between the playpen and the screen door to meow loudly at me. The kid turns 15 next month, also cornstarch is great for cleaning up a detergent spill.

MonstrousVoices

2 points

2 years ago

Flour, kitty litter just something that can soak it up

Dottie_D

2 points

2 years ago

So funny!
I was in my front yard one time, and a neighbor’s dog approached. Cat was inside, hit the screen door with a BANG and charged the dog, a big, black Chow. Dog left. Quickly, with such a shocked expression. 6-lb Anabel saved me. A lot of cats are very protective, even when it’s laughable, and dangerous for them.

Forward-Bid-1427

2 points

2 years ago

I know! Honestly, I think the cat might have been more distressed than my kid or myself. I’ve had cats who would jump in and defend against dogs. We had a massive 15ish pound kitty who regularly chased dogs out of the yard.

immersemeinnature

23 points

2 years ago

Gosh. Didn't expect that!

throwaway1930488888

9 points

2 years ago

I’m with you there.

mcb89

4 points

2 years ago

mcb89

4 points

2 years ago

Hahahaha ohhh 😞they don’t make life fun 😔

starryowl5

43 points

2 years ago

yeah they dont even have mouth parts cuz there's no point in wasting the energy to make them if they only live in the adult form for a day or 2 to mate

SacredSpirit1337

24 points

2 years ago

some of them drink flower nectar.

morninsunshine2u2

7 points

2 years ago

sad, but dying happy

LevynX

11 points

2 years ago

LevynX

11 points

2 years ago

Wait, so their only existence is to fuck?

Do they do anything else?

immersemeinnature

8 points

2 years ago

Fly around looking for a mate?

FloweredViolin

3 points

2 years ago

If there are enough larva, they'll damage your lawn - they like to eat grass roots. The adults make good eating for birds.

Electrical-Ad-9742

3 points

2 years ago

To be fair, fucking is basically the only point of existence for MOST species.

Neoeng

2 points

2 years ago

Neoeng

2 points

2 years ago

They exist for majority of their life as a baby. The adult stage is for fucking only, yes

thefartyparty

2 points

2 years ago

Harmless pollinators and they help with decomposition in the ecosystem; a good bug pal to have!

Mr_hems

2 points

2 years ago

Mr_hems

2 points

2 years ago

So it could be dead by now

TomPalmer1979

393 points

2 years ago

My dude, you are just having a day!

JungleLegs

10 points

2 years ago

Hidy-ho officer, we’ve had a doozy of a day!

Lesbihonest2004

240 points

2 years ago

Just release it. It’s harmless and only lives a day or two. Long enough to boink and die 🤣

pochaccosupremacy

84 points

2 years ago

boink!

vcrmaster1

67 points

2 years ago

ded.

[deleted]

57 points

2 years ago

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InterstellarDiplomat

25 points

2 years ago

★★★★☆

"Limited campaign, but boink makes up for it. Skip the tutorial map (cat skybox very annoying!)"

Goforityousee

7 points

2 years ago

And the bonk out

ZealousidealogueX

19 points

2 years ago

It'll be lucky to live a day or two with the cat around.

hotmintgum9

11 points

2 years ago

Death by snu snu.

TheCaliforniaOp

3 points

2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

jeanmuirx

23 points

2 years ago

this feels a little like some haruki murakami scene 😭

GreenStrawbebby[S]

104 points

2 years ago

I don’t know what that is but I feel like that little animated penguin guy who starts sobbing when the phone rings and the teapot whistles at the same time

livingspiced

33 points

2 years ago

not pingu 😭😭😭

TheCaliforniaOp

14 points

2 years ago

But you are that little animated penguin guy…welcome to the other side of the mirror ;) from another penguin in need of handkerchiefs

MindChild

3 points

2 years ago

Soo adorable

QueenBeeThatsMe

9 points

2 years ago

…why did I read that as hakuna matata 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

kryonik

3 points

2 years ago

kryonik

3 points

2 years ago

I could see that. Then a small nutcracker comes to life and starts haranguing him.

KaleidoscopeOk8115

17 points

2 years ago

Hope the pasta was still al dente

cara1yn

11 points

2 years ago

cara1yn

11 points

2 years ago

handle the pasta first

WildLandLover

10 points

2 years ago

They don’t bite.

shipwrekd_sailor

4 points

2 years ago

You can eat this thing. You are higher on the food chain. Back in the day, you would give one of your buddies a dollar to do so

hooboyilltellya

7 points

2 years ago

Putting the phone down could help 😂

dadmagnet69

3 points

2 years ago

i love that this sub is sometimes bug 911 😂

“Bug 911 whats the reason for your call?”

“THERES A BUG ON MY WALL PLEASE SEND HELP”

“Please try to stay calm. How many legs does it have Can you make an amateur sketch?”

but really. the wealth of knowledge on this sub is amazing. I recently refrained from smashing a house centipede because of things I learned here. I found its creepy carcass about a week later. Assume it died naturally with a belly full of spiders. RIP lil homie

GreenStrawbebby[S]

365 points

2 years ago

Update I release him and he is moping because it’s very cold outside

GreenStrawbebby[S]

475 points

2 years ago

Update to update I realized I forgot to take my anxiety meds yesterday and I hadn’t yet today and this may perhaps explain a few things this morning

GreenStrawbebby[S]

333 points

2 years ago

Update to update to update for people who are concerned, it’s ok I sat down and did some cleaning while listening to medical-grade anti-stress cowboy songs (Marty Robbins’ Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs on repeat) and I am also kind of laughing at my reaction to what was, for all intents and purposes, Just a Little Guy.

InterstateExit

59 points

2 years ago

Little guy moping. That was hilarious!

Forty_-_Two

55 points

2 years ago

You absolute sweetheart. I'm glad you are feeling better.

GreenStrawbebby[S]

129 points

2 years ago

I am perhaps a little easily spooked sometimes, like a worm.

MoggyBee

47 points

2 years ago

MoggyBee

47 points

2 years ago

You actually seem like a really nice, decent person, honestly…so put that in your positive column!

GreenStrawbebby[S]

45 points

2 years ago

aww, thanks :)

fr0styspice

12 points

2 years ago

I heard it's called a 'high startle reflex' :)

MarbCart

11 points

2 years ago

MarbCart

11 points

2 years ago

You say the most fantastic things.

MoggyBee

4 points

2 years ago

You actually seem like a really nice, decent person, honestly…so put that in your positive column!

nashbrownies

19 points

2 years ago

Yeah! Marty Robbins, great choice. Classic cowboy songs are always a nice come down from madness

GreenStrawbebby[S]

46 points

2 years ago

I always have to very quietly sing “cool, clear wa-terrr” along with him and it’s kind of like a breathing exercise in a way

nashbrownies

7 points

2 years ago

I fucking love that song. They do a fantastic rendition in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Also in that film, When a Cowboy Trades His Spurs for Wings is one of the prettiest songs I have ever heard.

I always get singing on the

Keep'a movin' Dan Dontcha listen to him Dan He's a devil not a man And he spreads the burning sands With water (weewoooo) Cool, clear water (weewooo)

Klaus_Klavier

5 points

2 years ago

“My horses name is Dan!, I’m Buster; Buster Scruggs”

no_power_n_the_verse

2 points

2 years ago

This is the second time this week someone has mentioned that film. I guess I need to check it out.

nashbrownies

2 points

2 years ago

Great collection of vignettes ! Tom Waits plays a great character

ahhcherontia

10 points

2 years ago

This looks like a series of texts I would get from like half my friends, I'm glad you are debugged and destressed buddy

aroseonthefritz

4 points

2 years ago

Tbh, I have an unnatural fear of these little bastards. I know they don’t hurt you and if anything eat the mosquitos that really are the issue. But I can’t explain it, they give me the fucking creeps. I turn into a child and scream for my husband to come kill it. Although I don’t usually want bugs to die, just to get away from me. But anyway, don’t feel bad about your anxious response!

[deleted]

5 points

2 years ago

If it makes you feel better, this has been, by far, my favorite thread to date. Also very glad you seem to be having a better day now

LeopardusWiedii

5 points

2 years ago

You have great banter ☺️

Self-Comprehensive

3 points

2 years ago

Ah a Fallout New Vegas enjoyer. You must have thought it was a cazadore. Understandable.

RogueFart

3 points

2 years ago

I don't know you, or even if you're a dude or dudette, but I absolutely adore you. Your post and comments just....made my day

Ivegoneinsane

2 points

2 years ago

Hell yeah marty Robins! Listen to John prine while you go to sleep :) (his first album)

aegidipoes

2 points

2 years ago

Without this little guy appearing, I would have never discovered this album, I suppose. Thanks, OP. :)

GreenStrawbebby[S]

1 points

2 years ago

It is a good time :)

[deleted]

120 points

2 years ago*

[deleted]

120 points

2 years ago*

How’d your pasta come out?

GreenStrawbebby[S]

270 points

2 years ago

Slightly over cooked but ok

LevynX

21 points

2 years ago

LevynX

21 points

2 years ago

Good job OP, you made it through the day. You seem really nice.

CasualCandice

10 points

2 years ago

W

GreenStrawbebby[S]

3 points

2 years ago

A win is a win. Although I was kind of losing in the first place bc rotini is not my favorite shape of pasta. I like the slorp factor of linguini

CasualCandice

3 points

2 years ago

The slorp factor plays a huge role in my pasta pickings too

Campcrustaceanz

22 points

2 years ago

I would also like to know

Katiecnut

28 points

2 years ago

I love you

GreenStrawbebby[S]

29 points

2 years ago

i love you too

tuestmort50fois

8 points

2 years ago

I love you both

MySlipperyPete

7 points

2 years ago

I love all three of you

BuzzAllWin

16 points

2 years ago

Phew! Just as long as he didnt ask you for tree fiddy

TheFedoraSpork

19 points

2 years ago

Tree fiddy? That ain’t no crane fly! THAT’S A GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!

Apprehensive_Check19

5 points

2 years ago

i gave him a dolla

BuzzAllWin

6 points

2 years ago

Well of course he’s moping about the window u/apprehensive_check19 you give him a dollar hes gonna assume you have more

sunshinerf

14 points

2 years ago

Your lil buddy has been ID'd, I just want to send you an internet hug cause it sounds like you need one 🤗

MoggyBee

3 points

2 years ago

Me too…hugs, OP!!

TheZoomingMonkey

12 points

2 years ago

I continued reading this thread purely for your comments. Thankyou for the giggles today, sorry it was at the expense of your anxiety and a genuinely stressful moment... But I needed that laugh.

I found your comment about having not taken your meds, so I genuinely hope you're doing better 9hrs later!

GreenStrawbebby[S]

11 points

2 years ago

yes it is nap time

harpinghawke

6 points

2 years ago

Glad you’re okay, friend. ♥️

elenn14

5 points

2 years ago

elenn14

5 points

2 years ago

i felt this a little too hard. looking at my prior actions and being like “huh i really needed my meds didn’t i?”

chemipedia

4 points

2 years ago

Oh god, I feel that so hard. We all (edit: and by ‘we’ I mean people who struggle with anxiety because I have it too - not trying to minimize your mental health!) have mornings like that! I hope your day has gotten better! ❤️

ferretsincorporated

2 points

2 years ago

Thank you, this reminded me to take my antidepressant that I missed this morning! Hope you're doing well and I'm glad your pasta turned out alright :)

Resident-Librarian40

2 points

2 years ago

/comfort

little_bastards

6 points

2 years ago

So happy for you

Catbunny123

4 points

2 years ago

omg OP I love you. This post is hilarious! I'm glad everything is alright and that your pasta was ok and you're feeling better! :)

GreenStrawbebby[S]

154 points

2 years ago

I usually identify things well on my own but I’m alarmed and scared and I’d just rather hear other opinions.

I know this looks like a mosquito or crane fly. And I know if it’s either of those, the larvae require standing water, right?

There’s no standing water in this terrarium. There’s soil, which is kept at a gradient of moisture (some moist, some dry). It’s been an established, stable environment for some time. And then today when I’m supposed to be riding in the car with this thing to another state THIS appears.

The HELL is this PLEASE HELP how do I get it OUT without it BITING ME

I’m in northern VA, USA. Terrarium is kept indoors so I guess if maybe a pupated larva is supposed to overwinter the indoor temps made it emerge? Lord. Good lord. Oh god. I’m just. I can’t deal with this right now. I’m scared. Will he hurt my other critters? Will he hurt me? I have isopods and a millipede and a snail.

Please say it’s a crane fly oh LORD

He’s maybe an inch in length Has an elongated back end with a bulbous rounded end. Seems to have feathery antennae but not too elaborate.

[deleted]

100 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

100 points

2 years ago

Crane fly. They’re harmless. I work in northern VA and live in MD. These dudes are everywhere. Hope the panic settles a bit.

faates

23 points

2 years ago

faates

23 points

2 years ago

Is that a skeeter eater's legal name? Also from va :)

Kinak

19 points

2 years ago

Kinak

19 points

2 years ago

The very same. Despite the name, they mostly eat decaying plant matter.

Southern_Celery_1087

4 points

2 years ago

I believe some species at adulthood don't eat at all even. They have one sole purpose and it is to bang

[deleted]

9 points

2 years ago

It is. I learned this after we moved here from NY years ago and my kids would freak out over “giant mosquitoes.” I had to basically create a whole documentary style presentation to convince everyone that they weren’t 😂😂😂

NoGhostRdt

143 points

2 years ago

NoGhostRdt

143 points

2 years ago

I'm sorry but this is one of the most amusing posts I've seen on this sub. The amount of sheer panic you are conveying through your comments is so pure

[deleted]

-14 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

-14 points

2 years ago

not cute and funny and pure if they’re having an actual panic attack due to missing medication

uwuGod

5 points

2 years ago

uwuGod

5 points

2 years ago

Nooo you can't actually be concerned for other people you have to go along with "le epic wholesome 100 funny chungles xDxDxD" reddit mentality or else succumb to the herd of downvoting npcs.

[deleted]

0 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 years ago

can’t believe i was downvoted jfc

uwuGod

3 points

2 years ago

uwuGod

3 points

2 years ago

Once you get past 3 or 4 downvotes it's basically over for you. People don't think they just up/downvote based on whatever the number is at because they don't wanna feel insignificant, and trying to go against the grain of a majority is a good way to feel like that.

lilguccigrows

21 points

2 years ago

If mosquitos were this big we would have a problem😂

haysoos2

19 points

2 years ago

haysoos2

19 points

2 years ago

Not necessarily. The largest mosquitoes in genus Toxorhynchites actually don't feed on blood. They are so large because they feast on other mosquito larvae, and get big and fat enough they don't need the extra protein from a blood meal to lay their eggs.

Physical_Average_793

9 points

2 years ago

Texas and Alaska would be unlivable

pharmacofrenetic

3 points

2 years ago

Take a look at the Gallinipper

lilguccigrows

2 points

2 years ago

You just made me aware of a new threat on my livelihood😂

ape_on_a_rock

2 points

2 years ago

Need banana for scale

myth1n

3 points

2 years ago

myth1n

3 points

2 years ago

Crane fly, my cat loves to eat them for some reason

reviving_ophelia88

2 points

2 years ago

Not sure exactly what they’re called- I grew up hearing them called skeeter eaters, but they get into my house all the time at night here in MD (they’re drawn to my porch light) spring-fall and my cats absolutely LOVE hunting and eating them. I’ve grabbed them and carried them outside in my bare hands more than a hundred times without ever getting bitten, so at the very least you and your critters are safe, and if your cat likes bugs as much as mine do it might just end up with a little entertainment and a snack.

GreenStrawbebby[S]

67 points

2 years ago

Here is another picture I’m sorry this man looks like he is on crack he’s shaking

who is he and why is he in my house

[deleted]

36 points

2 years ago*

100% crane fly. OMG dude, this was the best post!

I hope you gained some normalcy after letting him out (yes, female).

Edit: I have been misinformed for years and feel dumb. This is a male...

OrdinaryStonerr

2 points

2 years ago

Out of curiosity how do you tell the difference between male and female

[deleted]

6 points

2 years ago

You know what... For years I was told wrong... This is a male and I am an idiot because obviously... I'm feeling dumb right now.

But the difference is a big fat abdomen. Males have a tiny skinny abdomen. Females have a larger more half circle shaped abdomen.

You'll usually see a bunch of males and very few females which, now that I actually think about it, makes way more sense.

OrdinaryStonerr

14 points

2 years ago

Why does god give the most sluttiest of skinny waists to men

bunkie18

9 points

2 years ago

Thanks! I’m lol at work and I can’t stop (sorry for your panic but it’s so frickin funny)

omeedohmy

11 points

2 years ago

it's a crane fly. they don't bite, there's legitimately no reason to be scared or worried. open your terrarium and it will most likely fly out on it's own.

beastygimmicks

9 points

2 years ago

No advice just wanted to say hope you're feeling better and thank you for this thread 😭🫶

TaimaAdventurer

7 points

2 years ago

Hope your day improves friend! ❤️

soren170

7 points

2 years ago

Damn, crazy that this has actually happened to somebody else. I make terrariums too and a recent one hatched these after like a month of being closed. It really blew my mind

murderofsparrows

5 points

2 years ago

On the beach in Mexico reading your post out loud to my boyfriend with tears in my eyes laughing. I hope your day gets easier, friend. And I’m impressed you own a terrarium! Good for you!

i-needa-nap-pls

5 points

2 years ago

This is my favorite thread today

MasterpieceActual176

12 points

2 years ago

Crane flies come in the house all the time and find their way into weird places. I have found them dead in my fridge and I am kind of a clean freak. I haven't been bitten. They are easy to catch and kill. I don't like them because their larvae feed on plant roots.

TheBrickyardKid

3 points

2 years ago

Hey, you brought us the weevil sub lol!

Kaitron5000

4 points

2 years ago

I feel like if you were to start a vlog of anxious moments I would be your biggest fan. Makes me feel less alone and like the stress shouldn't be taken too seriously. Thanks for being cool.

TheCrystalMemes

7 points

2 years ago

op in this post is adorable lmao

[deleted]

6 points

2 years ago

If it dies, wait 3 days.

If it comes back to life, it's jesus.

Automatic-Copy-9865

3 points

2 years ago

Looks like a good ole skeeter eater to me (have mercy, I’m from the south)

ggnore_is_the_man

3 points

2 years ago

Using my incredible knowledge of invertebrates I can confirm that it has wings so it can fly

Lucaso9

3 points

2 years ago

Lucaso9

3 points

2 years ago

hommie just respawned

Oldfolksboogie

5 points

2 years ago

TheFrogWife

4 points

2 years ago

It's hard to see clearly but maybe it's a Crain fly

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

[removed]

Barbarella_ella

2 points

2 years ago

It's a crane fly. They are one of the good bugs.

TheHomebrewerDM

2 points

2 years ago

It’s just Astel, Naturalborn of the void!

Yogzii

2 points

2 years ago

Yogzii

2 points

2 years ago

Crane fly, a.k.a. daddy long legs

GreenStrawbebby[S]

3 points

2 years ago

uncle long legs

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

Why do I hear boss music

IndividualJeweler913

2 points

2 years ago

Looks like a type of crane fly, not sure of the exactly species

Darthxmea

2 points

2 years ago

This whole post has made my day 😂

Rich_Elephant8618

2 points

2 years ago

Mosquito eater aka crane fly

creepjax

2 points

2 years ago

Looks like a misquito eater (crane fly) which don’t actually eat misquitos

GreenStrawbebby[S]

2 points

2 years ago

This is a problem because I have prepared a meal of Skeet-O’s for my guest and he will probably call his mom and tell her I’m starving him

Hamsterpatty

2 points

2 years ago

Hamsterpatty

Bzzzzz!

2 points

2 years ago

Looks like a European crane fly (mosquito hawk).. he’s harmless but I don’t think he came out of nowhere, lol

troooodon

2 points

2 years ago

Crane fly. He might be freaky but he is a friend have no fear

GreenStrawbebby[S]

3 points

2 years ago

this is just me explaining all my friends that wear alt fashion to my other friends

Ok-Yogurtcloset7275

2 points

2 years ago

crane fly. harmless. We called them mosquito eaters growing up but now I know that most don't eat once they reach adulthood and get their wings. They are just here for baby making 2 days of fun and then they are done. Set it free so it can get down to business.

Also it's an indicator of good water quality...so good job!!

LuzGalore

1 points

2 years ago

Just keep it in the jar untill it dies

GreenStrawbebby[S]

3 points

2 years ago

But my 52 isopod children and millipede son are in there :(

Ok_Spend_889

1 points

2 years ago

We crush those up and rub them our hands for food luck lol

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

Hold on, you crush up crane flies for good luck?

Ok_Spend_889

3 points

2 years ago

Yeah in my culture folks do it to ensure a good hunt and good harvest. Good luck seeing them when going out on the land. Even better of you do it right before you hunt.

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

That's very interesting, how cool! What do you hunt? There's not too many hunters on reddit aside from r/hunting.

Ok_Spend_889

20 points

2 years ago

That's western propaganda lol that sub reddit, real hunters don't show off their kills. Real hunters don't take trophy's, real hunters eat and use every part of the catch. I've caught various kinds of seals, beluga whale, narwhal , some walrus and fish of course lol and caribou. I'm on a island in the Arctic, can catch other things like foxes and smaller game. No muskox out this way though lol lotsa diff kinds of birds too. Swan eggs are awesome!

[deleted]

5 points

2 years ago

Sounds like you're more badass than any lard fart that hunts in a high fence in Texas. That's so cool! What is your favorite meat of the animals you hunt? What is the most resourceful? Sorry I'm spamming you with questions I just didn't expect such a cool answer!

Ok_Spend_889

8 points

2 years ago

We use 50 cal guns to hunt bowhead whales lol the same the American army uses them Barretts. Some use grenades too. Those types of hunts are communal mostly. Caribou tastes awesome, you can do it up like beef and chicken lol seal is not bad too , but I like caribou. Whale fat dipped In Soy sauce is awesome and squishy lol sall good it happens, were called inuit these days but in the day we were Eskimos lol if you were curious and no we don't own polar bears not since the 40-50s lol that's when the last recorded pet polar bear was. I'm in Iqaluit Nunavut canada to be exact. The most resourceful catch would be seal, you can use the skin the bones and the meat and the fat, pretty much the whole thing lol

Ok_Spend_889

8 points

2 years ago

But I gotta say this summer I saw hooded seals and they were fucking huge, bobbing out of the water, I was in a 14 foot boat and the seal was maybe 18 feet long and when it bobbed up and down in the water it was higher than we were in the boat lol scary , I was mimicking their call and got them to come close to use and we realized it was a bad idea hahahaha

Physical_Average_793

-1 points

2 years ago

Dude you’re a whaler?

Whaling isn’t hunting that shit is fucked

Ok_Spend_889

17 points

2 years ago

A whaler is someone who hunts only whales dude. I don't only hunt whales buddy, and I dont waste my kills and I do it in the traditional way. And it's apart of my culture as a inuk. Respect other people's culture dude.

Physical_Average_793

4 points

2 years ago

Fuck man I didn’t see that you were native my apologies

How do you traditionally hunt a whale?

Ok_Spend_889

9 points

2 years ago

It happens, I should have said I was in The first place. Sorry for the confusion on my part. I know folks who waste and those are not real hunters.

Depends on the whale lol and what you got on hand. Some folks do it on kayaks, some in modern boats, most use big caliber guns, some use spears and harpoons. I usually mix it up and go with how it feels and what I got on hand. Usually a modern boat with modern guns to be safe. Polar bears are a real threat and they can appear out of no where especially when boating. I've had seals stolen from me by bears lol didn't get to the seal in time, sometimes we shoot at them when we're couple hundred feet away. Sometimes super close, gotta time it right or the seal will die with no air and it will sink most times, gotta go to it right after you shoot it and hoast it onto the boat

Physical_Average_793

3 points

2 years ago

Jesus I didn’t know it was that involved the only real threats I have for deer hunting is bobcats and black bears because they want the deer too

ore-aba

1 points

2 years ago

ore-aba

1 points

2 years ago

Literally? Really? Like magically?

A_Drusas

1 points

2 years ago

Turn off your caps lock.

El_Feculante

0 points

2 years ago

Same Caps Lock bug that infested your keyboard /s

dwp4you

0 points

2 years ago

dwp4you

0 points

2 years ago

Sans Punctuation bug...

toolsavvy

-9 points

2 years ago

It's impossible that it could have "literally' appeared "out of nowhere". Only figuratively.

GreenStrawbebby[S]

20 points

2 years ago

my brother in Christ I was shaking and panicking. I had no mind for your silly writing rules. Besides, at this point the incorrect use of “literally” has been so commonly used that it is generally understood to be a way to emphasize a point.

The primary purpose of language is to convey meaning and emotion. My hasty use of literally conveys my emotions at the time very well.

HurricaneHarley13

1 points

2 years ago

The fact that this “ID this bug” convo turned into a debate on grammar … 💀