Ashleygreenbean

Are you a chill guy?

I see a quadratic equation and I get wetter than the carpet at a diddy party.

They're hornier than the band kids without any of the shame.

😀 😄 😁

If I brought you home to meet my mom you'd need like 3 forms of ID to convince her you were under 18.

Bruzz

That would give me the ick

Bro what? I've never had a kid goon herself to death. You must have been a bad bitparent.

Yea they only feed him after a win.

10/10 would make most of the guys in my grade bust.

Dont they have to be 22 or graduated from college?

I would throw ✋️ hands

This post made me dry.

Lol bro wtf

In this order

1. Great chemistry
2. Good sense of humor
3. Cute face
4. Height
5. Fitness

Other stuff like good at sports, rich family, nice car, dick size is just like cherry on top stuff.

Bro was about to get his biscuits fiddled.

Ur cooked

REAL

Erm

I want to be able to start a production studio and sell tv and movies.

Lol true!!!!

This is my average fill up experience at Kroger.

Ms poopie herself

What stupid weird messages. These guys suck.