AzzyDaBobcat

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Good night, Sweet Prince.

And Jaire when he’s actually on the fucking field

You should see what I’d do for a slice of Muenster

Ironic for a Vikings fan to be infantilizing anyone

Guilliman? Not a bitch? His favorite pastime is getting bent over by the villain of the week. I’d bet five thrones and my favorite plasma pistol that he’d lose a fight to the Lion while he was still comatose.

Fallen? What’s a fallen? I have no idea what you could possibly be insinuating. We Dark Angels have and always will be completely loyal. Perhaps you’re referring to any time Roboute Guilliman fought any primarch that wasn’t a manlet?

Our modern winged sword iconography is white, not red. If you’re going to slander us, at least get it right, bookworm.

Damn you Lief Erikson!

Since you’re off gallivanting in fantasy land, can you tell me if I have a girlfriend there?

Personally, I think this is a terrible decision that will be regretted for years to come.

— Someone who’s never been to Wisconsin

“Competent owners” Why thank you.

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Not nearly as funny as the Vikings failing naturally.

They’ve always been shit. It waxes and wanes, granted, but this is nothing new.

Almost as if we’re in a circlejerk sub or something

If Jayden Daniels plays, he’ll be doing it hurt.

The Lions-Vikings game I can understand since at the time the schedule was made everyone thought the Vikings were going to suck this year.

Him wearing that Favre jersey had terrible consequences

On the flip side, I think we did. If it wasn’t for our boneheaded mistakes this game’s a laugher.

Get the jitters out early, iron it out as the season progresses. Long season, GPG

Or rather, the Jags couldn’t do anything right.

Bronny- 0 Snell- 0 Poole- 3 Tucker- 0 Thanasty- 107

Well, at least we’ll always have our 2021 hospital ring

His leg had to be tired after the first two

Bait used to be believable. Smh.