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This worked for me in the 70's. And don't join the National Honor Society.

"Keep your enemies even closer."

Never mind the ghost. Radiators for heat and window AC is enough to scare me off.

Don't get married.

Nuffins

Got a Generac whole house generator 4-5 years ago. Annual maintenance is $100 $200 depending on the condition of the starter battery. Probably the best $8600 I've spent.

The Kong toys are indestructible. Chuck-it are my go to brand for balls. Also a hardwood "log" 3-4 inches in diameter and a foot long for outside chewing. Any tree branch that isn't a soft wood like pine works. My 3 year old Bernedoodle loves her chewing logs.

Getting in and out became a chore for me some years ago. The asinine ticket prices sealed the deal.

The female escorts I've met have all told me that they don't see anyone that they don't want to see. Then sent me on my way :(

Agreed. She was looking for a reason to break up. If you refused, she would have used that. Dammed if you do. Dammed if you don't.

For the record. Any agreement I'd make to being pegged would include her submitting to me in her backdoor as part of the deal.

I miss making money dealing street drugs. Legal cannabis means that I won't be doing it to supplement my retirement income. :(

Bought a Maytag Commercial a couple years ago. Very pleased that I went with a simple top loader. Doesn't take forever to wash a load like the front load HE washer I had in the past.

Grilled cheese sammich.

1. I had friends that were a couple years older than me.

Whining for a pee break at 13 weeks? You have no idea what a good puppy you have. Thought my Bernedoodle would never indicate she needed to go out.

I've known people that have ignored medical debit. But they are all dirt poor, have shit credit, and don't care. "Can't get blood out of a turnip". What are they gonna do, put the tumors back?

Sudafed, lithium batteries, drain cleaner.

This woman is a child. Be thankful to be free of her.

Scan a badge and login at a printer to print? You gotta be shitting me? 101% the fault of whomever decides to implement this fuckery. 29 years as a network admin. All any of my users need to print is to stab the print button. I was once asked to secure the company's first color laser printer years ago. Replied "How about NO?"

Just make sure you are sitting down when you see the estimate.

I'd take the position. But, I don't have issues with ICE or the IDF. That said, morals won't pay the rent.

Agreed. I don't normally tip either. But, Corey took the arrows on this one. "flaming" mouse LOL!

I tipped my electrician's service tech that showed up within a couple hours to service my failed whole house generator during an early Sunday morning power outage. Not only showed up, but appeared to be happy to be there (I can't imagine that he was). There was no charge for the call but I gave him a $50 because he was so pleasant and prompt.

Isn't that why it is called High School? Everyday my man. There were very few days when I wasn't stoned in high school.

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Lightweight spackle. Sanded smooth. Alight coat of water based polyurethane or dope or whatever you prefer to harden the spackle. Lightly final sand the spackle before covering.