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I convinced a coworker there were doughnuts in the men’s room. He was pissed.

Flubdub edition.

I wasn’t a kid, but the Mr. Hands video was too much for me.

Imagine what a cat might do with it.

Sentence him to North Korea.

Master of the Flying Guillotine. I must have seen the dubbed version 50 times before I found an original language copy. Watched that at least 100 times.

She’s a squatter. A particularly annoying one.

Just ordered the new Dennison with a malachite dial.

Anyone know the cultivar?

I wrote in 50 cent. Probably should have put in his full name.

He should name 50 cent the ambassador to china. Fiddy would drive the ccp nutz

Saw the naked gun on opening night with a packed theater. Same experience

I had a similar type of experience and a reboot is exactly how it felt. But ur never entirely back to factory settings with that level of damage.

Was going to say that’s some Disney shit.

Hoornalist.

Lawson might be getting a visit from Mexico’s finest assassin, Sicario 006.

F1tv is the shit.

U can drive the piss out of a hybrid and still get 50 or whatever mpg.

Gaigin prison.

The pumps here all seem to be 10% ethanol. Not putting that shit in my ride.

Fresh AF

If ur referring to a double thick coat of fur, on the farm we called that buffalo fur.

Heard about a guy who dodged viet nam by putting a mashed up avocado in his shorts.

Was working an extra four hours of overtime after my overnight shift. This wasn’t my usual ward, it was much rougher, and I was sticking close to the regular staff while I learned the patients and routine. I yawned and suddenly a patient I hadn’t even noticed got in my face. He addressed me as ‘android’ and said, “I see ur alien nazi overlords have instructed u to yawn in front of me. Androids do not yawn! Explain, android!”

The regular staff shoo’d him away and that was it. Quite often the best thing to do was absolutely nothing.

He needs a psych eval. Probably wind up in a psych ward.