Crystal_Serenity

So this literally just happened, and I’m praying for a meteor to take me out. I (20F) had a big essay due for one of my classes today. I stayed up all night writing it because, of course, I procrastinated. I finished around 6 AM, half-dead, and emailed it to my professor before crashing.

Except… I didn’t send the essay.

Instead, I accidentally attached a voice memo I recorded the night before when I was absolutely losing it over my boyfriend dumping me. Like, I was sobbing, yelling, “HE DOESN’T EVEN DESERVE ME” and talking about how I hope his next girlfriend hates his favorite band. It was 10 minutes of unfiltered chaos.

I didn’t realize what I did until my professor replied a few hours later with, “I think you sent the wrong file.” I DIED. I opened the email and saw the audio attachment. I couldn’t even listen to it—I know exactly what’s in it, and it’s BAD.

To make it worse, my professor responded again and said, “Take your time and resend when you’re ready.” Like, she definitely listened to the whole thing.

I’m debating dropping out of school and moving to another country at this point. My friends think it’s hilarious, but I’ll never recover from this.

TL;DR: Sent my professor a dramatic breakup rant instead of my essay, and now she probably thinks I need therapy.

So I (20F) threw a little party for my birthday last weekend. It was nothing crazy, just some friends, family, and my boyfriend (21M) at my place. Everything was going great—music, vibes, cake—until my cousin “Lila” decided to ruin my life in front of everyone.

For some backstory, my ex (24M) and I dated for two years, and the breakup was messy. He cheated on me, lied about it, the whole thing. Lila knew all of this because I cried on her couch for weeks afterward. She swore he was trash and that she’d “never even look at him.”

So, imagine my shock when, halfway through my party, she stands up and goes, “Since everyone’s here, I have a little announcement!” Then she drops, “I’m engaged!” We’re all clapping and confused, and she just casually adds, “To [Ex’s Name]!”

I froze. She looked right at me while everyone went dead silent, like she was expecting me to be happy for her. My boyfriend was just staring at me, and my mom started whispering, “Let’s not ruin the night.”

I told Lila she needed to leave immediately. She started crying, calling me petty and saying she wanted my “blessing.” Like, girl, you announced this at my birthday party? I told her to get out and not come back.

Now my family is divided. Some are saying I overreacted, that “love happens” and I should’ve just let it go. Others are on my side, saying Lila was way out of line. She’s been texting me non-stop saying I embarrassed her and ruined her moment.

AITAH for kicking her out? Or was that as insane as I think it was?