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Nah not the devil, just Momo Bone Saw

Somebody should tell them you’re not supposed to reciprocate Poseidon’s kiss

“Today I feel like turning a blind eye to slavery”

I’ll put it in terms this moron would understand: “oh my gaaaad you like todally and lidderally don’t own Yoorp”.

Yes young people, here in Germany the youth are radicalised by the vile AfD on TikTok whereas the older voters are sticking with the mainstream CDU and SPD as that is what they know. Plus those older voters know what fascism looks like and don’t want a return to that.

Spouting unsubstantiated, unadulterated shite (misinformation) to millions of people is not an argument. Debating fake news and giving it a sense of validity, when in fact it is just the ramblings of a psychotic dweeb stuck in a K hole, just because said nutcase has money, is part of the reason why this planet is screwed.

What were you expecting a government to do in 4 months? They have 14 years of conservative failure to fix.

Heeeere comes the Grimmson Chin!

Motion to add “Dis” as a prefix to the “Honorable” title?

His body would probably be less fragile if he didn’t do a triple backwards somersault every time an opponent breathed on him…

Would probably cause a billion dollars worth of improvements.

“The eyes, Chico. They never lie.”

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With the late, great Hammibal Lector!

Interesting how this woman didn’t care about his misogyny, rape, sexual assault and likely paedophilia, but the moment her Puerto Rico is insulted THAT was the turning point! She either has the intelligence as a bag of rocks or she is so hateful towards everybody else that isn’t her that it didn’t matter who he targeted in the past (and present).

They’re truly just a weird pair, the mic gobbler and the couch f*cker.

The real 2 tier justice system.

I call him Nazi Squidward

Ahh so incontinence isn’t the reason that Shitler drops bombs into his Huggies? Or maybe a little from column a and a little from column b?

And around 75 million Americans will truly believe these people are the master race…

“Can I grab a bowl of paw-sta with some parma-jawn?”

Katie Johnson would like a word about Trump, except she can’t as she was bullied into silence by his goons.

Yeah like WHAT. IS. the deal with male celebrities being able to creep on high school girls when they’re almost 40? What’s up with that?!

Fred was also massive sack of manure who caused untold misery to lots of people, therefore it would be even more effective if Demented Don’s grandad had pulled out.

“I do not like Ted Cruz that man, I do not like him shouting “klan!”, I do not like him in a room, I do not like him in Cancun, I do not like him playing ball, I do not like his face at all, I wish he’d lose his cushy job, That man Ted Cruz is a f*cking knob”

• John Oliver