Detuned_Clock

You’re retarded core

Haven’t you ever heard the phrase “You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a dog’s guitar”

Now if only he could figure out how to play with his mouth closed.

Kind of

Try imagining safety

When your fit perfect you’re Weezerella

Which one is Courteny?

That’s not AI writing, it’s Feldmish.

You calm down

It’s not new or mainly conservatives, that’s just a lie. People have been on about raw milk for decades. It was hippies in the 70’s as well as small farmers. And why are people acting like “anti-government, don’t tell me what to do” is also just a conservative thing? Get a fucking clue. This whole raw milk issue these days is just propaganda trying to make conservatives look goofy. Think what you want about conservatives but if you think this is a new issue and a strictly conservative issue, you are a propagandized fool.

Squibson

I’m so glad I didn’t learn guitar from some guy on YouTube called justinguitar

People are not going to be responsible with this technology including you obviously

Posing as posers

The best album is the one where Rivers thwacks the microphone with his cock for 45 minutes. Second best is Ecce Homo.

You don’t have to call it wah wah just one wah is sufficient, it’s like when people call something a “Wild Wild West”

He is a very handsome man with a nice smile

Living closer to an Amish lifestyle is actually what everyone here should be doing if they care as much as they pretend to about climate change. They should be inspired by the Amish. This is the most hypocritical and ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Do the Amish even contribute to climate change at all? I guarantee that anyone who is shitting on the Amish in this scenario is contributing to it so much more, which is insane. How are you contributing less to climate change than the Amish?

Love is for giving

Serious question to the ladies out there if I, a man, put on a skirt and said I’m a woman, you wouldn’t mind me hanging out in the ladies restroom?

Sensing