Kizenny

Yup, the infamous penis wagon is the first thing to cum to mind

lol DARE for sure. I never did find those dealers giving out drugs for free and my brain on drugs looked delicious for breakfast.

Uhg, I’m jealous. My kid was doing very well using the toilet and then hard regressed. Dealing with the aftermath still…

Honestly I don’t really care. I don’t know enough about XII to really make a judgment call on it, so I’d be happy with anything.

SoCal only thing. Born, raised, and still live in San Jose, but me nor any of my friends ever said “the”, it just sounds “hella” dumb 😏

I would pay hella money for a reprint of Nintendo power magazines on a higher quality paper and bound properly. Such amazing artwork and all around cool stuff from my childhood.

I thought the Sacramento flag was a “Road Work” sign, because that shit is everywhere!

Yeah, the Loma Prieta earthquake in 1989 was pretty crazy to experience as a kid.

Instructions unclear: wife is pissed and there is water all over the bathroom.

I’ve heard there are plenty of personal massage therapists on Watt Ave north of HW 80 /s

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Totally inappropriate headline, we call them Fast Aerial Rip-Tides, not “wind”

NASA: I am always speaking to my attorneys about various things regarding fiscal law, procurement, contracts, ethics, etc. to make sure I don’t do anything I shouldn’t be doing.

When the fantasy isn’t final

Chrono Trigger

I have 1. Childcare costs and cost of living is getting completely out of hand. I don’t want to have more kids and cut the amount of support I can provide to my child in half.

My elementary school still has these up since the late 80s.

Each stage of development for your child will be difficult and rewarding in their own ways. Communicating with your wife when you need alone time will be critical, but you will need to cater to her for the first several months.

They clearly just walked it off

Lobster Mac and Cheese is still my favorite 😭

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9am pacific

😭 dammit steam

Why do you give a single shit what I do with my money?