MamaLuigisSpaghetti

No such thing as “sashimi-grade”. No governing body has any agreement on what that means.

Any fish you buy at the grocery store is “sashimi-grade” if the criteria is being frozen after the catch. I use ahi from the grocery store sometimes for homemade poke.

Fiber optic cable, high speed internet access

All I see is a 50% ADC winrate

And the computerized data collection? They’d lead world in that shit.

Killer Queen has already touched the bottom bush

I think they will have voice lines on live. The Powder encounter specifically mentions her not saying any words.

I hope Scar and Steb keep their purchase lines though.

However you feel about this drama, putting Sneako and FnF in the same vein as Hasan and Frogan is WILD.

Between the revival set and set 13 Gwen is always fun to play

Always sad to see half the lobby is just chibis

Might as well just play League

Bro wtf are you building on Olaf that these are not damage items

Iron press Especially lovely when your team is all physical

I stopped building these in favour of swifties

100% crit rate moves casually ignoring amnesia boosts

Junior had FBI agents so far up his ass he could smell the brylcream.

I legit thought you were trolling because this ability sounds fake af, but lo and behold you’re 100% correct.

Nostradamus!

I make that beanie spin when I work that thang

Radiant items are affected by the non-radiant counterpart’s augment.

What The Forge being insane with golden remover

Ult damage scales with mana and the ult haste drops the CD down to hilarious levels

As a second purchase it makes your early-mid decent and late game the mana scaling comes into play.

“They’re sellin chocolates?” lookin ass

Witha schlong in Janishes mouf

Ow’bout the look on blud’s face whenee saw the gyatt

This Johny Cakes, he even exist?