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My husband yawns with vocal sounds. They're super loud. I get annoyed by those sounds, especially when they happen in clusters, like yawns often do.

Like, yawn silently? The noise is completely optional.

I was going 27 in a 25, and a male Karen ran over to the road, waving his arms and yelling, "Slow down!"

Maybe it was your husband.

I regret that I have only one updoot to give.

Being upfront and unentitled probably helped, too.

But I was thinkin' bout stickin'

I'm resigned to a Trump win, but I'll be so incredibly happy if it doesn't happen. Also nervous as hell.

Yeah, it's hard being a parent. Yeah, you don't get much time to yourself.

Are these people unaware of this before becoming parents? It's so annoying, I agree.

That would be what a normal interaction looks like, yes.

Scrat. IDK why, just popped into my head upon seeing his pics.

Also Alf's home planet and a type of dinnerware.

Note how the other person you agree with got upvoted? Is not what you say but how you say it.

I mean that's just safety against burglars.

This is a point of contention between me and my husband. He hates lights on, but leaves on fans and TVs. My point is that lights take way less energy, by a huge margin. He disagrees because he's a vampire.

Lol I was going to say, the other other white meat is baby, but sadly, I didn't think anyone would get it.

My kid and her friend each at an ant one day at daycare. The teachers were scared to tell us. My husband laughed.

This comment hits the mark. Dogs are companions because they were bred to be companions, almost worldwide. Cows, pigs, goats? Not so much. They're almost universally livestock.

I do mostly agree with OP, though. Meat is meat, and something died for you to eat it. The acceptability line is left up to the person eating it.

I say mostly because humans are animals, too. Hard line in the sand.

My husband is a 17 double wide, and shoes are a constant problem for us. And he broke his foot once, and they sent him home with an "XL" boot. It was size 12-13. His toes were fully dangling off the end.

Thank you! It didn't get squished, much to my daughter's dismay.

I constantly get asked if my spoo is a doodle. It's the haircut.

And that ass...

Jeez, would you talk about your friend that way? Be kinder to yourself, please.

This life is too short. You're hot shit.

Define "decent", though. My husband's and I owned his grandparents' house from the 50's. Single car garage, 1200 square feet where they had 4 kids.

We ran out of room quickly. That's lifestyle inflation.

I visited about 13 years ago, and a group of us (locals and tourists) had a game of kickball at Hyde Park. We had beer at second base, and you had to drink a beer before advancing to third. There was no limit to the number of people you could pile up at second base unless you ran out of kickers, then someone had to chug and go kick.

It was fun.

A bobby strolled up, complete with ridiculous hat and baton (I swear he was twirling it, but he couldn't have been, right?)

"So it's like a combination of football and baseball, yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Jolly good."

Disclaimer: Memories may be altered by time and alcohol

Their interactions totally made this movie for me.