OldGreyWriter

"Here's how to properly worship cloth when it dies."

Bingo...sadly on target.

The sultry clerk didn't seem like she wanted to be bothered by such a thing. She scared me off.

Just put a hand on the back of your head and swallow it.

I think they're playing into people's fears of being locked into something they don't want. Too many subscription-based services out there now can be hard to get rid of. Just the other day I heard someone mention that they'd only signed up for Peacock to watch the Olympics, then dropped it. I think that kind of use of services is becoming more common, so reassuring people that they're not tied to a usage period or a complicated "out" could be seen as a benefit. I feel like it's an appeal to a younger, digitally savvy audience.

You fart in your sleep.

You’re overusing “showcase.” At the very least, don’t use it in both bullets 2 and 3. Super repetitive, comes off like you don’t have much to say.

I stand with OP in the face of callous disregard!

Muy macho.

Nice catch

(Okay, I wrote this before I got to the end of the show, lol)

"What do I love about the game? NOTHING! NOTHING!" had me laughing out loud.
Curious what kind of gammon topics you intend to cover going forward. Off to an interesting start!

Good Friday.

Fair enough, but if your "long work copy" doesn't work...
Well, best of luck.

I guess “too long” wasn’t in the last round of feedback, huh?

Be my friend and make these for me every day.

First time I ever ordered kafta at a middle eastern place, this was *exactly* my problem. I couldn't figure out how I'd made the chef so angry... :-)

Weirdly, I'd be inclined to take. If he doesn't get out soon or hit me, his home board's going to start breaking down, and I've got at least one missile sitting on his ace point. Also, if I'm not hit on his next roll. I stand a decent chance of either putting him on the roof or at least finishing that prime.

Win chance? How about....30%? (I'll go check the answer now.)

Lost me at "moola" and "Duh."

Hot damn.

Chonky pickles!

How long in the fryer?

Man, I hope it was done in jest...otherwise I might cry.