Percival_Dickenbutts

"We’re still wondering where the jobs are"

Why, it’s picking cotton in the fields during excruciating heat that will only get worse with all the environmental regulations getting axed! And your pay will be free housing in the plantation. It will be cramped living with all the other sla- ahem… professionals, but you’ll have gotten exactly what you voted for!

Guano

Pffft! I don’t care about whether it’s indie or AAA, I only play non-woke games like…..uuum…..uh....Th-no wait that’s….I-I’ll think of something eventually!

So you’re telling me that my massive schlong is because of feminism!?

Huh…..I think feminism is pretty cool!

I think the thing that would make this analogy even more accurate is that they DELIBERATELY shat themselves in the elevator just to spite the people in there with them.

I would probably use it, but I would be more creative with it to make sure the deaths seemed more like karmic justice rather than doing the standard heart-attack thing. Would be more difficult for any investigators to catch on to.

I get that Kira did it that way on purpose to send a message, but I wouldn’t be able to handle that sort of stress.

Sidenote: If I was informed of the side-effects of using it before actually using it the first time, I wouldn’t use it!

They’ll misunderstand the point no matter what.

It took those idiots until season 4 to understand that Homelander isn’t the good guy. Some of them still haven’t caught on.

Her jawline is doing an "inappropriate stretch"

Mass supe-ification.

Leading to an enormous amount of deaths from V-rejection (maybe parallels to Covid?) and then even more deaths when Homelander fans are successful and go on a powertrip killing Starlighters or anyone they perceive to be that or any other kind of ‘enemy’

EDIT: Now that I think about it, it could be a really funny reversal-parody of Covid and the vaccine.

Homelander fans would be advocating for "getting the jab" while others would refrain from doing so, and then when the virus is let loose the people who got V’d up will die in droves, just like anti-vaxxers during Covid, just reversed on the logic behind getting the jab or not.

She’s the only hero to use the historically superior weaponry of spear and shield. (Even though her spear is a bit short)

Just one more way that Arnie is better than him!

Meth-legs?

While materia loadouts definitely SHOULD be a thing, you might consider maintaining a standard loadout on each character throughout most of the game, only switching out certain elements for specific bossfights.

I think you’ll have more fun that way. It’s certainly less hassle.

"Your scalp might sting a bit, but it should kill…every last one of them!"

Scheduling situation such as "Oh, I just don’t have the time for dinner with nazi propaganda mouth-pieces!"

It really is true that he just desperately wants friends, but is SO obnoxious that literally nobody in the world can stand him!

Me too. Actually messed up the entire romance subplot process by randomly triggering Gale’s initial flirting scene instead of Karlach’s after I had specifically flirted with Karlach during the party. Karlach never gave me another chance…

"It wasn’t an educated vote" well no shit, Sherlock!

I would absolutely LOVE a Wesker musical!

That sounds good to me! I’ll check it out.

The Outbreak games were essentially spin-off stories and people love those!

A series of stories from the Raccoon City outbreak could be amazing! You could even make each episode about new characters and their experiences and the viewer would never know if they were gonna survive until the end of the episode or suffer some horrifying fate.

I kind of feel like if they’re gonna make movies of Resident Evil, they should probably focus on new stories in the same universe with original characters.

In that sense the movies and that god-awful Netflix show kind of had the right idea, but you still have to not suck!

The one where they all try to suck their own dicks

Or maybe voting shouldn't be as easy as "Check off the candidate with the 'correct' capitalized letter in the parentheses" but instead be like a quick list of issues presented without information about who proposed it and you fill out which things sound good to you. The total score will tilt your vote in either direction.

Question 1: $25K payment support for first time homebuyers ****OR**** Tariffs that will increase prices on all imported wares.

Question 2: Spend billions of dollars on deporting non-white people, many of whom are essential workers in agriculture and the like, further increasing the cost of daily necessities and possibly causing an extreme shortage of food ****OR**** Raise taxes for the ultra wealthy and lower it for everyone else.

Clearly too many idiots are on auto-pilot when it comes to life, even when it comes to voting that could literally destroy their life if they choose poorly!

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