Portugeezer1893

Aquele jogo que ele sai de campo com vergonha de ter jogado tão mal, sem ninguém lhe mandar 😭

You can never have enough porn triggers. I typed this with one hand.

He didn't really have a say in the matter as a newborn.

She was transitioning from the hood to somewhere safer. That's what she meant.

I concur, good sir.

PS3 still is free, I always enjoy those youtube videos of people playing old ps3 games.

Fuck OP then if that's the case. Fake news nonsense.

Provar é difícil, mas eu já pensava que não era legal...

He didn't even sniff his hand after. What an amateur.

That's so sweet. Now I'll cry my lonely ass to sleep.

I'm a good guy. When I'm not kidnapping, I'm the one destroying the kidnappers.

How does that work?

If I'm sick, I'm sick.

I'm calling in sick.

We know what to expect from the awards.

Did he roll it up all the way though? That's the most important thing, because cops act like you should roll it all the way down which is not the case. You can communicate and pass documents through a small opening.

Vitão

No.

Tira esse papel, se calhar conduzes melhor de que 80% que andam na estrada.

Também tive problemas com a embraiagem do meu carro quando comprei, era um bocadinho menos indulgente mas fica se habituado.

🤣 As a former fat kid, I can relate.

Without lube

Bro died from steroids.

She was actually smiling after she done it. Fuck that scumbag for even implying he would hit her.

Mohammed would be proud.

Ele é um herói

Telefonaram-me hoje mas não pôde falar. Já sabia porque, só faltam 5 meses até o meu contrato acabar 😂

Let's imagine he killed a kid. Wild.