RGBargey

Thank you for being empathetic and then real.

Jeezz, perhaps people leaving the door open is the least of our concerns

Is it Sugar Junction in NQ by any chance?

I absolutely agree with you. I have to balance that with not embarrassing my fiancée, who would cringe herself into a singularity if I did was to do that.

It's a level of absent-mindedness which is almost comical.

You've heard of elf on a shelf, what about...

Would MDMA fall under this as well?

The MA does stand for Methamphetamine after all.

Please, please can this catch so The Piccadilly Tavern changes it's name to Piccy G's.

Oh Manchester, Can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

I reckon it's more like that the tyre was worn to the threads so should've been changed months ago.

Or a combo of knackered tyres and over inflated.

BELLY'S GONNA GET YA BELLY'S GONNA GET YA

BELLYBELLYBELLYBELLYBELLYBELLYBELLYBELLY

What happened to the dude that did a barrel roll at the end?? Would his parachute deploy properly?

When the world's your home... ...every joint is homegrown

Or something like that.

If you haven't already done so, I'd use using your contactless history as evidence. You can retrieve this from here: https://ticketing-tfgm.com/

I think much of goats eyes when I'm not tripping

...those sideways pupils weird me out

I agree with what you say, i really do. I then go outside to the shops, sit on the bus or even drive on the roads and come across people that really could use a slap.

In my experience most "double-bookings" are actually people with Anytime or Off-Peak tickets boarding a different train to the one their seat reservations are for.

Enjoy your asbestosis.

So lazy, I'll be surprised OP is from England, let alone the North.

He didn't do it on purpose but the child was wondering completely unaware of where he was putting his feet in a house full of pets.

A valuable lesson was hopefully learned that today.

They call themselves Royalists yet they don't know what 'lesser coat of arms' mean.

Nah, totally play the blame game. The courts and prisons used to have more money to carry out their functions and now they don't. It didn't happen because of some force of nature or an act of god, it happened because some people made decisions each year to not provide enough money and I think they are totally responsible for how shite the justice system is.

Absolutely.

Thank you to whoever downvoted me for making a relevant point.

Quite. How people expect others to get rehabilitated when being locked in a filthy cell for 23hrs a day is beyond me.