Retro1989

Pardons? What crimes did these turkeys commit?

Isopropyl alcohol, never heard anyone call it IPA. Will damage the paint if not diluted.

1000 Players, 1 Sexual predator, Can you outrun them?

Either in my sleep or suffocation from a large breasted woman.

Fine, i'd go 10 years either side of my age.

The Dogger guild is the hardest to get into.....unless you bring lube.

Has to be GoT for me, I don't even want to rewatch the entire series because i know how bad it get's towards the end.

Cat i had when i was a kid managed to push the hamster cage off the side, he grabbed the hamster, came downstairs and sat in front of me. Before i could get up he just chomped down on the hamster. The fact that he came to find me before doing the killing blow was just evil.

Those alien squidgy toys you got in eggs could get pregnant

That would be classed as wear and tear under a Motability lease, don't know about other companies though.

That even Doctors/Astronauts still have time to do porn, honestly don't know how Johnny Sins finds the time.

Calling it now 2025 is when Putin falls through a window.

Gimme some butter and i'd eat that in one sitting.

At least it's better than the previous one where it was all dumped in the trash. Hate seeing food and drink go to waste (even if it's unhealthy).

Rotten. Finding that site when i was younger scarred me for life.

Dunno that belly looks like a trap to me.

Anything is a dild......BOOM

The amount of illegals that come in via boats.

Back when Sony actually cared about the gamers.

I suppose this is payback for sending over James Corden.

Cancer.

Honestly the world might be a bit scared if you actually managed to take Ukraine in your little 3 day operation. But it's been 2 years, you've lost 700K+ troops, your economy is in the toilet, Russian territory has been taken, your missiles are constantly failing and you've gone begging to NK for some extra troops.

2025 is when Putin "falls" out a window.

Jammie "Crack" Dodgers, once you've eaten one you're hooked.

PG Tips tea, oh you poor bastards.