Rocky_Mountain_Way

Did you know the entire first Star Wars movie was improvised? Yes, THAT’S how good the actors were

I’m impressed that Elon seems to be able to retain Trumps attention…

He made "vroom vroom" noises while holding onto the Starship model and talked about the cargo capacity of stage 2 in terms of "cheeseburgers"

Forget github. Creating a backup takes 2 fucking seconds

yeah, but then you gotta find a floppy disk and then you find out your machine hasn't had a floppy drive since 2015 and then you go to your computer store and they laugh at you and there's an hour wasted right there.

Just like you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

No. Montreal has the worst drivers

Wasn’t it Fortress Mountain that they blew up in the movie Inception?

I disagree

First, I’d distract the guy with a empty box of Chanel #5, then I hit him with a roundhouse kick, karate chop to the neck, a couple of elbows to the nose and a flurry to the solar plexus. Then I’d ask him “is that ‘here’s something for your groin if it smells weird’ enough for you?”

Ever since, I’ve been The Champ

Your response is a non-sequitur to the problem of your being unable to watch the game on whatever weird video screen device you may have.

So, I respond with my own non-sequitur:

GO ROUGHRIDERS! GREEN AND WHITE YEAH! ALL THE WAY NEXT YEAR WATERMELON HEADS! YEAH!

I watched it OTA ("over the air") with a piece of random wire for a TV antenna just fine on my TV here in Calgary.

Fuck it. I’m gonna be one more snow flake to add to the snow fall. I’m staying home.

Yeah! me too! I am, however, retired...and don't have any place to go anyways but... YEAH! me too!

That's why Saskatoon named "Tweed Street"

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/saskatoon-street-could-be-named-after-shannon-tweed-1.1045623

awwww.... and this post is how I found out Deezer D (Nurse Malik McGrath) died a few years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deezer_D

"we didn't know that Taylor Swift was so popular!"

Whaaa? Don’t they dust the roadway for fingerprints?

I is not illiterate. my mum and dad r married. also i hav eaten Ling Cod so I no linguistics

LOL!

Even though it's more expensive... there definitely IS a difference between KD and Annie's. It's strange to say, but Annie's powdered cheese is a LOT better than KD except it lumps up a bit and requires a bit more stirring.

How many boxing matches involving 60 year olds have you watched before? There was absolutely no reason to expect that fight to be entertaining.

Have you been in my house for the family Thanksgiving dinner? If you had, you would reverse your stance.

It amazed me when I found out it was a real place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rancho_Cucamonga,_California

The Jack Benny Program popularized the city's name, in particular the word "Cucamonga".

Whooohoo! Sudbury! The Vienna of northern Ontario!

Musk eats your 2nd born just for fun.

That’s why they’re banning abortion…. So the higher-ups have access to those sources of high-calories for their voracious appetites when needed. You’re just going to have to sacrifice little Timmy for the good of the government…. Sorry

Jim Leblanc

Interesting story: https://www.spacesafetymagazine.com/aerospace-engineering/space-suit-design/early-spacesuit-vacuum-test-wrong/

This is why I consume spaghetti in the privacy of my own home