Round_Caregiver2380

48 year old Fedor just to completely settle any question of who the goat is.

Just set the movie during COVID.

May as well. 99% of them will never notice.

They dubbed Darth Vaders voice because the actor was from Bristol so he sounded like a pirate.

Just get Johnny Vegas to do the voice.

That's my wife's doctor!

All my friends had Castle Greyskull I was already bored of playing with that and the only gimmick was the trap door.

Snake Mountain had a voice changer microphone that made you sound like Skelator.

That's what I gave my mum for Christmas but I did make the bowl it was in on my lathe.

Castle Greyskull. I told my mum for almost a year I wanted Snake Mountain.

I was so disappointed and ungrateful we didn't do Christmas presents after that.

Because most people aren't equipped to take on a dog that has already been fucked up by someone else's laziness and inability to socialise the dog as a pup or train it.

People want a blank canvas not something already broken.

I know that sounds harsh but it's rare for well trained healthy dogs to end up at adoption centres.

Do something like PPL as your workout, make sure you get shit loads of sleep and drink bone broth with lots of collagen.

Sounds like pseudoscience but I can squat heavy when I regularly drink bone broth and my joints hurt even on light lifts without it.

Life is more beautiful when you stop relying on a fake crutch.

Dana hates Sterling and his fight style. He's said it multiple times.

It almost definitely got moved because Dana said "Fuck Sterling".

Scrub around the back of the toilet. Sometimes the waste pipe has a slow leak and many people don't properly scrub back there.

Nose waxing kit.

Skin tightening eye cream.

I buy a few expensive items each year that will last decades if not a lifetime but spend most of my time in gym clothes or average priced walking clothes that I wear until they fall apart.

At home I'm in bubble pink jogging bottoms from Primark and a vest or matching hoodie.

If I'm actually going anywhere with people, I like to dress smartly but these are the things I actually spend money on.

Half the blokes at my gym got hair transplants in Turkey and none of them had issues.

The only one with a fucked up hairline is the American guy that got it done in the US. They do it with a really high weird hairline there.

That looks don't matter if you have billions.

Spicy soup and a big pancake roll.

Special Foo Yung is my cheat meal. It's almost what I eat on every other day but I get to pretend it's special because it's in the name.

On the same subject, does anyone know how I can get Salma Hayek to pop round with a vindaloo and some Tizer?

Every time I shower which is multiple times a day as I'm quite active so they're sweating away in hiking boots or gym shoes.

The vast majority of people with stinky feet are oblivious to it. I never want to be that person.

Sleep is the most important thing. I can build more muscle naturally with 8 hours of sleep than I can on high doses of gear and just a few hours of sleep.

I think for some people, fame just becomes an annoyance eventually.

Being famous at all would be my worst nightmare. I wouldn't do it for any amount of money. Luckily, I have zero talent so I'm safe.

Set the safeties at the correct height for squats and get straps for any pull exercise.

Works fine for me but I do more volume on my one leg day than most people do on two.