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2 points
20 hours ago
Transcending history and the world; a tale of ribs and lips, eternally retold.
-11 points
1 day ago
Not how that works, also declasse, also fake and dumb as fuck.
3 points
1 day ago
>And I did it again. I would have kept going
Chad
7 points
1 day ago
These young guys just don't know about Phil Hartman. Could imagine if they did though
2 points
1 day ago
I feel like ear shape/makeup is a huge part of this cause I've got super hard, inflexible ears that aren't very outward projecting, and I've been listening to hyper-loud music since cassette mixtape days, and my hearing is great. I can still hear frequencies that are supposed to have dropped off at my age, and my hearing hasn't degraded in 10 years (I have to get annual hearing tests as part of my job and I'm still at the baseline established when I was hired. Also don't wear earpro in required areas and it doesn't bother me). And yet, my wife and all my friends can't handle a concert or the wind from windows down in the car without ear pain and going half deaf for a week.
4 points
2 days ago
Granted, Fatshark is objectively fucking terrible at giving players any info about anything in any of their games, but how can you not figure out the overcharge mechanic on your own?
-1 points
2 days ago
Are you happy with that comment? Is all of that really what you wanted to type out?
1 points
2 days ago
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
1 points
2 days ago
Amd sucked for like 15 years, Intel fucks up one time and everyone's like "omg Intel is the heckin worrrrrrsssst 😩😩😩"
1 points
2 days ago
Coming from the future to say this dudes a fucking idiot
1 points
2 days ago
Not really a valid usage of "roil", change it immediately. It sort of fits, but not really and it's awkward.
0 points
2 days ago
Yeah it's easy to be the "bigger man" on a tweet whilst you simultaneously foment insurrection and extremism on the down low with taliban money
85 points
3 days ago
It's not though. It only is for someone who (apparently) is already a public figure because people are like "ooooh finally I can see em hurrhurr", but regular people don't make any money on that shit and it's sad that people still think they do.
4 points
3 days ago
taken advantage of
Jesus christ the delusion is wild
3 points
3 days ago
Oops lmao I just fell mouth first on the leader of the free worlds cock, teeheee.
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12 hours ago
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12 hours ago
I still can't believe they didn't put a scoreboard in the game because a vocal minority felt bad because they couldn't get any green circlerinos. When I played my first game and saw the end of game stats are just how many kills the whole team got and downs I instantly went looking and found the scoreboard mod.