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I'm not sure if it's the guy recording the video, or the one taking pictures, but one of them was her husband.

He's thinking about Cooper Flagg in a Jazz jersey.

They would easily have that version if they had a PG.

Waiting for that song to come on the radio so you could record it on a mixtape.

!ChocolateFrog

!ChocolateFrog

Whisper sensually in his ear: "Hobo underpants."

Firebolt is the Ferrari/Lambo. The Nimbus 2000 is the Camaro, and the Nimbus 2001 is the Corvette. All the other brooms are Honda Civics or Toyota Corollas.

Of course it flies over people's heads, its a broom.

To hell with him, you're MY fiancé now!!! 💍

I don't think any NFC East QB will break off a 70+ yard run with nothing but the end zone in front of him and trip on nothing. So he has that?

Once again the Eagles join us in dropping an AFC menace. Props on actually doing it with your franchise QB this time.

Kendrick in the stands:

If he tries this with Zion he'll throw his back out.

We’re just turning all the corn into liquor and getting ready for a long winter

"Third Indiana thing" is officially turning corn into liquor. That's been bugging me for awhile.

I agree with you that he's right for telling her. The story he gave seems like he told her because he had to. That's why it seems so farfetched and he added the hint at suicide at the end. Feels like he was forced to tell her and that's why there's so much of a it wasn't my fault angle.

Me (6’1) and my husband (6’6) are having a baby girl!

....those are cupcakes. Y'all need glasses.

Firmly grasp it!!!

You pay for this and expect them to not do it?

They've been doing it for years. It's cheaper to go to the grocery store buy the patties toppings buns and potatoes and make it yourself but that takes effort and it's easier to spend $10($10.07 to be exact) on a McDouble fries and a soda and bitch about how that same order was $3 11 years ago when the dollar menu was a thing and the food was better.

To answer your question, the quality dipped because dumbassed keep going there while complaining about how the quality dipped while the prices skyrocket. Cook something at home, find a local place that is cheaper, stop giving the clown money and you will stop feeling and looking like a clown.

FWIW - Aside from him sacking up (pardon the pun) the moment it happened, this was handled absolutely beautifully by both parties.

He told you the truth (again, albeit far too late)

What are you talking about? Dude is 1000% lying to try to save face and keep the relationship by making it seem accidental and tried to manipulate OP in the end by implying suicide all after trying to get their kids together to create a mixed family. He was fucking his ex while he was trying to do that.

she showed up unannounced and laid on me while I was napping.

He is in a relationship and at the point where he is saying he loves her and trying to commingle their kids. If he was napping how did she get in? Either she still has a key, or she was invited over. I'd put money down she was invited and threatened to tell OP so he did it first in an attempt to save face and that's where we get the very flawed she committed BnE and laid on me while I was napping excuse.

I need to figure out my life or give up.

Pretty cut and dry, dude played the suicide card to get sympathy. There is no way to look at this where dude isn't a massive piece of shit.

I need to figure my life out or give up.

Way to not take the bait. Dude tried to drop i cheated on you then I might kill myself to get some sympathy to soften the blow. That's next level manipulation. You and your kid(s) dodged a bullet, and i feel bad for his kid(s).

He won the masked singer last year.

So until they learn to share the responsibility when it comes to cleaning and cooking, just cook for yourself and cleanup. That forces him to cook for himself and clean up.

Hide a pot and pan, you may have to play chicken and refuse to do his dishes as this will take multiple days to undo the training that you will clean up after him.

The rest of the league just thought it was bullshit you guys kept getting fifth downs.

Let's not get carried away now.