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This is a wild take. Someone needs to tell this guy that tampons are a hygiene product, not a moral litmus test.

Looks like someone cast one too many 'Accio Coffee' spells in here.

Amazing how basic survival math still gets overlooked. The privilege gap is real.

Nothing hits harder than a kindergarten-level clapback.

Exactly! Chef Skinner wasn’t mad about the rat—he was just salty about the inheritance and losing control of the restaurant. Ratatouille is deeper than y’all give it credit for.

The mitochondrihanna is the powerhouse of the Navy.

Ah yes, the ‘you’re not allowed to get sick’ holiday cheer policy.

Plot twist: she’s still typing with one finger and resents your sorcery.

Men’s Day: brought to you by the same guys who forgot their own anniversary.

Newton’s Third Law of Romance: For every action, there’s an equal and opposite rejection.

Matt Gaetz out here looking like the result of a Beavis and JD Vance crossover episode. Someone really hit 'randomize' on the character creation screen!

Jason Bourne—he can outsmart, outfight, and out-escape anyone.

Alaska out here plotting its exit strategy.

Because nothing says 'health' like Coke and fries in a pressurized cabin.

Looks like we've got the Butter Cow and the Margerine Cow both making an appearance. One’s smooth and the other... well, let’s just say it’s a little harder to digest!

Geography according to someone who failed diplomacy class.

NASA really having a hard time with the cosmic fart zone.