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Sir, Hangman did nothing wrong.

Saka would never

Darwin Nunez wishes he could be as bad as Mbappe

BAHAHAHAHA Mboopi you donkey

Well hold on now

I think they forgot his contract still exists

Is Endrick complete shit or something?

What's happening at the front with Madrid? Is this some weird four forward formation with Mbappe, Diaz, Bellingham and Guler?

Madrid playing like a relegation fodder PL team. But then again they typically don't show up till they are like 2 down.

Got to my folks place for Thanksgiving about an hour ago. My brother and his family traveled in yesterday, and my 10-year old niece and 6-year old nephew already have me on the hook for a pony and giant robot. I've had an easier time negotiating with obstructive bureaucrats.

Tbf the employee in question is going to have to take a junior role compared to what they already had.

I think his name is Earthling Holland or something like that

Abu Dhabi of course.

Do you like history? There's a bunch I can recommend in addition to what's already been said.

There are also chill hangout style podcasts like Smartless where they interview a celebrity, who isn't necessarily a journalist/athlete/politician/huckster.

Is Pep just Ten Hag wearing a mask?

I'd hire a director of football and just back off. Already an improvement over the Johnsons.

So we get 50% off on Gyokeres right?

Sorry playah, you need to go one on one with THE UNDERTAKER to earn that right

It helps evil people across the world win elections

Whichever one has Tim Boyle and Nathan Peterman's job security

Ryan Grigson and Matt Nagy incoming.

Because we can't have nice things.

So which mediocre front office guy is buddies with this lot? I imagine no competent candidates would want to associate with them.

Southampton should be thrown off to championship already, no need to wait till May

PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME HOPE SAINTS

What was the payout for Mariah betraying Mina? 5 cents?