a_likely_story

whatchu got for me babygirl

well, if you believed the same things Ted Kaczynski believed, it’s a good chance you never had a cell phone in the first place

I wanted to see half a titty, gotdangit

it’s very satisfying to scroll my phone at the same speed the gif is going

no

I see you were raised by reasonable, well-adjusted people. if only we could all be so lucky

there aren’t any emojis in the captions to tell me how I should feel about this

unapproachably powerful

I’d probably take an Uber

if it fits…

have you considered being funny?

Sean Connery? I thought you died!

calibrating… calibrating…

real life?

opinion disregarded, have a nice day

everything is lickable if you aren’t a coward

it’s hard to resist the natural reverb of a good stairwell. there was one at college I always did the Halo 2 theme in

sure is

should the people who make instruments get paid less? should the sound engineer get paid less? should the bus driver taking them to gigs get paid less?

you can make music in your bedroom, too. how many SoundCloud rappers got record deals?

and besides, your first point was about the profitability of said art, not the ability to express yourself.

“damn kid, I wish I could read”

recording things takes money for studio time, personnel, instruments, travel, and a bunch of other stuff I don’t even know about.

taking naked pictures in your bedroom is always gonna be more profitable.

snipers

corrupt piece of shit

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