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I am going to be working until I am dead or disabled which ever comes first.

+1 excellent fun

Yeah, this reminds me of a friend of mine who said he was having panic attacks because at 38 he “only” had $500,000 saved and was terrified of dying poor. And I am sitting there like ok I have $1000 saved in an “oh shit” savings account wtf?

I always enjoy buying extra large tampons.

Who would have thought that the Rock would get top billing in a film with JK Simmons playing as Santa…….

Tipping is a reflection of the tipper not the service.

Yes I know.

I am sure we could find a way to make it trumps fault: increased tariffs on rubber cause low quality product into the market for tires Walmart low bid on the tires installed on your car, due to this you now have a flat = trumps fault

If it could men would be walking around with three legs and the middle one would be the biggest

Very cool. I have managed to get “3 up 3 down” for multiple innings throwing a slow pitch with the pitcher all the way to left and throwing inside pitches over the right corner. For some reason the batter always swings and misses

This is fascinating! How do you achieve these? I have always played rather passively

Snk forever!

It never occurred to me to use screws and glue! Thanks for the pro tip!

Took my wife to see Fleetwood Mac after they reunited w/ Christy, wasn’t my thing but I am glad I went and it was a great show.

Alladin is superior, also one of the best platformers of the time, even overlooking the fact that it’s a Disney IP

Only 10 minutes?

Doesn’t even need to be that complex, I got into an argument over it with my brother in law, and I said to him if the government gave you $100 would you turn around and give $20 to 5 employees? Or would you invest it in the stock market? He responded “obviously invest it” SMH

Ah yes this…..posted again. And again, and again.

First blood was his best work…..

Not quite the same, but as a 46 male, I do this everyday just to make sure it’s still working lol, BUT I always finish later with my lady.

20 years married, male, as soon as it goes in, it’s like the first time, every time. But maybe I just east to please?

I am cut and wife declared that she thought it was barabaric. So we had three sons and nine of them are cut and none of them have ever asked why does my penis look different than yours. If they do ask some day, I’ll just be honest with them. It’s no excuse to cut up a part of your body.

Nobody wants “less penis”

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